Doom weapons

if you could put 6 new weapons in doom what would they be?

I would put

1) calico mp18

2) mp44

3) walther p 38

4) a scimitar or falchion

5) flashbang grenades

6) and my favorites......a dog toy to throw for the pinkie demons or a hamburger that pops up to replenish health

Here's a few ideas:

High priced lawyers
Five year old fruitcake
Mop
The Happy Helmet
The IRS
Squirt gun
A gun that fires Pain Elementals (remove the 20 Lost Soul limit)
The Death Star (hard to carry around, though)
A board with a nail in it
An old fashioned boombox playing the Macarena at full volume.
Model airplanes carrying machineguns.
Thunderstorm (powered up Arc of Death)
Blood's voodoo doll.
Excessive flatulence
The Devil Bat (if you've seen that silly movie, you'll know what I mean)
Salad Shooter
Silly String
Happy Fun Ball
Excalibat
Quad Laser
Poison ivy
Banana peels
Spud gun
Partially frozen water balloons
Unicorn X

From weaker to stronger:

1. Broken pile of wood (mostly useless)

2. Semi-automatic quasar spawner

3. Instant cosmic implosion detonator

4. Hard evidence that scientologists are right

5. Ni!

6. A "what-if?"-list (OH GNO AGHnRRGHzrzrzrzr*pf!khspfpwlkplwurfwurf)

Here's one to solve things quicker: A nuclear bomb.

Triple barreled nuke launcher

The Super Elite Awesome Goth Emo Queen Whiner launcher with weird subculture twink ammo.

1. RIAA Cops

2. Magitek Armor! (chug-chug-chug)

3. Heraldo Rivera

4. a heat-seaking-multi-tasking-self-destructing-anti-nuclear-sub-atomic-fire-belching-grenage-hurling-laser-guided-megagun!

5. a spork

6. an alpha Black Lotus

the_Danarchist said:

4. a heat-seaking-multi-tasking-self-destructing-anti-nuclear-sub-atomic-fire-belching-grenage-hurling-laser-guided-megagun!

Oh jesus is that old.. lol

Edit: Reading some of my really old posts, I've determined I'm a total assqueen.

Dark Fox said:

Oh jesus is that old.. lol

Yeah. I think that's the second thread I ever started (after my introductory one).

I wouldn't put a single new weapon in Doom - you don't fuck up the perfect arsenal.

Might consider throwing in a Soul Cube once I've completed Doom 3 (because then I'd know what it does and if it fits the arsenal).

Snoop dogg shouting 'shizzle my izzle' or 'thats the shiznit fo sho' all over the place...


God that MTV show is weird...

Rapid attack dog
Police baton
Really sharp knife
Volatile can of Cheese Whiz
Pointy stick
Really big boot

Cow launcher (complete with moo)
High-impact garbage cannon
Ban-O-Matic
Warez-seeking missiles
Ball shit snakes (live ones)
Heh thrower
Window wiper (hang on, that's already been done...)
Nuclear Submarine (does 5000 damage to all creatures and all players)
Anything from Worms
Fresh fruit (as the monsters won't have taken any self-defence lessons)
Cake mode
Crappy internet trial CD's (use like shurikens)
Malfunctioning V-chip
The funniest joke in the world
Ni! (already mentioned I know, but it's such a classic it's worth mentioning again)

the_Danarchist said:

an alpha Black Lotus

No doubt obtained by reaching the mega-mega-mega-mega-secret map and killing 10000 monsters when you get there. (and it's the only one you'll find)

Well, on a more serious note, I did make a weapons mod for ZDoom once, mainly intended for deathmatch play. I never released it because of ripped graphics and sounds for the weapons and because it had a few bugs in it, but I did send it to someone on Doom Connector to try it out, and he thought it was pretty cool.

The weapons were as follows:

1a: Fist (Didn't change it)
1b: Claws (Multiple fist strikes in each swing. Deadly if berserk.)
2: Auto Rifle (More or less comparable to the chaingun.)
3a: Sniper Rifle (Fires seven bullets at once with pinpoint accuracy)
3b: Super Shotgun (Didn't change it)
4: Metal Storm (Fires single-shotgun blasts at half the rate of the chaingun)
5: Rocket Launcher (Didn't change it)
6: Flame Thrower (Fires faster than the plasma rifle, but with less damage per shot and limited range)
7: MegaRocket Launcher (For five rocket ammo, it fires a MegaRocket that does more damage and an has a quintuple explosion. I also made it not auto-fire if you held down the fire button.)

1. Dick.
2. Mom.
3. Plasma-cluster-bomb launcher.
4. Breeze block.
5. Jesus' own Crucifix
666. !!!!!The Feeders trilogy!!!!!!
Demons: 'Holy Fuck, NO!'

Mr. Woot said:

if you could put 6 new weapons in doom what would they be?

I would put

1) calico mp18

2) mp44

3) walther p 38

4) a scimitar or falchion

5) flashbang grenades

6) and my favorites......a dog toy to throw for the pinkie demons or a hamburger that pops up to replenish health

well the STG-44 (MP44) and p38 are both WW II, thus would be out dated in 21XX. though they do look cool.
flashbangs could be useful, but please dont turn doom into counter strike

Freeze Demon!!

Ichor said:

Here's a few ideas:

High priced lawyers
Five year old fruitcake
Mop
The Happy Helmet
The IRS
Squirt gun
A gun that fires Pain Elementals (remove the 20 Lost Soul limit)
The Death Star (hard to carry around, though)
A board with a nail in it
An old fashioned boombox playing the Macarena at full volume.
Model airplanes carrying machineguns.
Thunderstorm (powered up Arc of Death)
Blood's voodoo doll.
Excessive flatulence
The Devil Bat (if you've seen that silly movie, you'll know what I mean)
Salad Shooter
Silly String
Happy Fun Ball
Excalibat
Quad Laser
Poison ivy
Banana peels
Spud gun
Partially frozen water balloons
Unicorn X

Sounds like a DooM version of Worms.

An AOL CD launcher.

A big dancing banana.

Ichor said:

Here's a few ideas:

High priced lawyers
Five year old fruitcake
Mop
The Happy Helmet
The IRS
Squirt gun
A gun that fires Pain Elementals (remove the 20 Lost Soul limit)
The Death Star (hard to carry around, though)
A board with a nail in it
An old fashioned boombox playing the Macarena at full volume.
Model airplanes carrying machineguns.
Thunderstorm (powered up Arc of Death)
Blood's voodoo doll.
Excessive flatulence
The Devil Bat (if you've seen that silly movie, you'll know what I mean)
Salad Shooter
Silly String
Happy Fun Ball
Excalibat
Quad Laser
Poison ivy
Banana peels
Spud gun
Partially frozen water balloons
Unicorn X

You copy and paste that don't you.

I did add a couple though.

Janderson said:

1. Dick.

Already done, in Vulgar.wad.

Sephiroth said:

but please dont turn doom into counter strike

That's exactly what I thought when I read his post.

Nuclear grenades
Nuclear crossbow bolts
Nuclear shotgun shells

grenade launcher
hand grenades

the orgasmo ray.

Coopersville said:

Nuclear grenades
Nuclear crossbow bolts
Nuclear shotgun shells

Nuclear chainsaw
Nuclear fists
Nuclear medikits

Also a weapon that fires boss shooters.

Nuclear orgasmo ray.

Nuclear Family.
*shudders*