How can i become a /newstuff Reviewer?

Exactly what are the requirements for being a Reviewer of newstuff chronicles?

oral sex.

you give a lot of oral sex.

Not typing like a retard, for one.

YOU WONT BECOME ONE AND YOU NEVER WILL

Nor will anybody else. (slams head).

Unless somebody starts some stupid competition. Anyway, we have enough already.

You have to be smart enough not to make a thread asking about it.

Bloodshedder said:

You have to be smart enough not to make a thread asking about it.

a winnar is yuo

Now honestly, what would be the requirements?
Or, to re-view on it, what made you have Guest Reviewers like
Tormentor667 for a week?

Julian said:

You have the right to propose yourself as a /newstuff reviewer. Just send 2 or 3 sample reviews to me. If we like them, we may give it a try for a week.
Of course, this means you accept the fact you must be able to and have to do it regularly.

Well, now that fredrik said it, I got something to do now! :D

Hmm,aight(starts looking for some maps)

Bloodshedder said:

You have to be smart enough not to make a thread asking about it.

5

Also, learn to type at a level higher than third-grade English.

ShadowRunner said:

Exactly what are the requirements for being a Reviewer of newstuff chronicles?

I thought you had to have a third arm...?

huh, or leg huh huh

ShadowRunner said:

Exactly what are the requirements for being a Reviewer of newstuff chronicles?

You don't.

Tag-team reviewing.

Stealthy Ivan said:

I thought you had to have a third arm...?

In your pants. And it has to be as long as your other arms, and it has to be Swedish.

I think that's about enough.