What tree did you fall from?

Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and
somewhat accurate, also in line with Celtic astrology.

Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 - Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 - Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 - Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 - Beech Tree
Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree

YOUR TREE
Apple Tree (the Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal,
and attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous,
sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and
tender partner, very generous, many talents, loves children, needs
affectionate partner.

Ash Tree (the Amition) -- extremely attractive, vivacious,
impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism ambitious, intelligent,
talented, likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable, restless
lover, sometimes money rules over the heart, demands attention, needs love and
much emotional support.

Beech Tree (the Creative) -- has good taste, concerned about its
looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good
leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime
companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).

Birch Tree (the inspiration) -- vivacious, attractive, elegant,
friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess,
abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full
of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

Cedar Tree (the Confidence) -- of rare strength, knows how to
adapt, likes unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tends
to look down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, often
impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious,
healthy optimism, waits for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

Chestnut Tree (the Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive,
well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born
diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard
worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times,
fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.

Cypress Tree (the Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable,
takes what life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be
content, optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love
and affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be
satisfied, faithful, quick tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to
gain knowledge, needs to be needed.

Elm Tree (the Noble mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful
clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead
but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for
others,noble minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

Fig Tree (the Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self
willed, honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, loves
life and friends, enjoys children and animals, a social butterfly, great
sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness after long demanding hours at work,
has artistic talent and great intelligence.

Fir tree (the Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress
poorly, loves anything beautiful, can become depressed at times, stubborn,
tends to care for those close to them as well as helping strangers, rather
modest, hard worker, talented, unselfish, few sexual relationships, many
friends, doesn't want foes, very reliable.

Hazelnut Tree (the Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, very
demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a
lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular,
quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense
of judgment and expects complete fairness.

Hornbeam Tree (the Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its
looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable
as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness
and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is
seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its
decisions, very conscientious.

Lime Tree (the Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what
life dishes out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good
ones, hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear
tough, but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices
for family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use
them, can become a complainer, great leadership qualities, is jealous at
times but extremely loyal.

Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of
imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self
confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many
complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants
to impress.

Oak Tree (the Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong,
unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the
ground, person of action.

Olive Tree (the Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind feelings,
reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant,
cheerful, calm, well developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic,
free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

Pine Tree (the Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace
and harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write
poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls
strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low self
esteem, needs affection and reassurance.

Poplar Tree (the Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented,
not very self confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill
and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity,
great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy,
reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

Rowan Tree (the Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted
without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even
complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic,
passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

Walnut Tree (the Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full of
contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected
reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon
partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very
jealous and passionate, no compromise.

Weeping Willow (the Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves
family life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves
anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places,
restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when
pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until
they find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh.

Rowan tree.

Doesnt matter though, they're all pretty similar. Most notable is that none of them say anything very negative.

Elm Tree (the Noble mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful
clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead
but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for
others,noble minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

Hornbeam Tree (the Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its
looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable
as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness
and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is
seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its
decisions, very conscientious.

Hazelnut Tree (the Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, very demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.

No, yes, perhaps, doubtful, not really, no, no, eh?, perhaps, more or less, yes, no.

They forgot one.

Feb 29th - The Crab Apple Tree

The Crab Apple Tree (The Mediocre) -- Extremely overbearing, only cares for self, inclined to creating soulless commercial garbage, strictly attends church, doesn't like to leave couch, throws a fit if TV remote is missing, loves McDonalds, tends to leave a bathroom messy with scraps of toilet paper lying around, but actually properly flushes and never leaves a floater. Except for proper flushing courtesy, an all general around asshole and prick. Loves Porsches.

Poplar Tree (the Uncertainty) --


looks very decorative
Umm... no :|

talented
Everyone has at least one talent, so therefore everyone is talented.

not very self confident
I am nothing...

extremely courageous if necessary
I'm scared... :(

needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings
naw, I prefer my surroundings to be covered in the guts of humans.

very choosy
I don't care what I get, that takes the trouble out of me picking something out.

often lonely
yeah, except replace 'often' with 'almost always'.

great animosity
Fuck you... You all think you know me...

great artistic nature
Story writing is an art? Well, I guess I am artistic.

good organizer
Synonym for 'Obsessive Compulsive Disorder'
(not really.)

tends to lean toward philosophy
Yes

reliable in any situation
OMG!! LOLOLOLOL!! Such lies.

takes partnership seriously.
Fuck yes, just give me partner.

"Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of
imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self
confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many
complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress."

meh...1/2 and 1/2

Of course, it's just too general in order to apply to the most people

OH NO I AM A GOTH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mar 21 - Oak Tree

Oak Tree (the Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting,independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the
ground, person of action.

Heh, lies. I'm lazy as hell.

Chestnut Tree (the Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive,
well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born
diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard
worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times,
fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.


Fairly close. I'm rather impressed.

Fir tree (the Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress
poorly, loves anything beautiful, can become depressed at times, stubborn,
tends to care for those close to them as well as helping strangers, rather
modest, hard worker, talented, unselfish, few sexual relationships, many
friends, doesn't want foes, very reliable.

Holy shit that's dead on. And my girlfriend's is dead on too.

Chestnut Tree (the Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive,
well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born
diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard
worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times,
fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.

A few things fit. Most don't. Born diplomat... suuure.

Fig Tree (the Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self
willed, honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, loves
life and friends, enjoys children and animals, a social butterfly, great
sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness after long demanding hours at work,
has artistic talent and great intelligence.

Hazelnut Tree (the Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, very demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.

Some right, some wrong.

I know not. But long ago I lazily slithered my slimy scales along the delicate yet vibrant bark of the Tree of Good and Evil and whipered glourious and irresistible promises into beautiful eyes so that the world would know my pain.

Lime Tree? OooooKaaaay.

Fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Chestnut.

Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of
imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self
confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many
complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants
to impress.

Mostly right.

Cypress Tree (the Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable,
takes what life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be
content, optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love
and affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be
satisfied, faithful, quick tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to
gain knowledge, needs to be needed.

That's pretty right actually.

999cop said:

September 30 - Hazelnut Tree (the Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, very demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.

About one third is very true and the other two thirds is complete BS.
Meh.

Cypress Tree (the Faithfulness) --

Strong, muscular: Plain out wrong!

Adaptable: Somewhat.

Takes what life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it: Wrong, I am prone to misanthropy!

Strives to be content: Wrong, I value integrity over happiness. Optimistic: Not in general.

Wants to be financially independent: Right.

Wants love and affection: Probably right.

Hates loneliness: No, I like not being a potential annoyance to my surroundings.

Passionate lover which cannot be satisfied: No, I am somewhat reluctant at engaging relationships in fear I might hurt somebody.

Faithful: True, does not ask of the same in others.

Quick tempered at times: Quick tempered at ALL times!

Can be unruly and careless: Yep!

Loves to gain knowledge: Very true indeed.

Needs to be needed: To justify my own existence, yes.

DJ_Haruko said:

Hornbeam Tree (the Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its
looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable
as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness
and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is
seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its
decisions, very conscientious.

I am also this tree I've never heard of..
I really don't care for my looks.. hell, if it's not a work day, my hair doesnt get brushed ;)

Wow, and I thought horoscopes were stupid...

edit: I just read my tree "fig" and it's just about the opposite of me

Hazelnut Tree (the Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, very
demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a
lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular,
quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense
of judgment and expects complete fairness.

Well I'll be damned. And to think I'd never find my horoscope. However, I don't care for politics, I'm not popular, and rarely demanding. Everything else is right on the money though.

Walnut Tree (the Passion) --

unrelenting - yeah,
strange and full of contrasts - sometimes I guess,
often egotistic - Not really,
aggressive - wrong, I'm most of the time calm,
noble - I think so,
broad horizon - yes,
unexpected reactions - no,
spontaneous - yes,
unlimited ambition - I think so,
no flexibility - In life no but in body flexibility yes,
difficult and uncommon partner - Wouldn't be suprised,
not always liked but often admired - I don't know about that,
ingenious strategist - I don't think so,
very jealous and passionate - I don't think so,
no compromise - kinda.

This isn't very accurate IMO.

Poplar Tree (the Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented,
not very self confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

Hmm, fairly correct I suppose, apart from "decorative" and "good organizer".

Fir tree (the Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress poorly, loves anything beautiful, can become depressed at times, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them as well as helping strangers, rather modest, hard worker, talented, unselfish, few sexual relationships, many friends, doesn't want foes, very reliable.

That could be right if I chose to overlook a few of the last points... I love making foes, therefore, the amount of friends are lacking.

Hazelnut tree