999cop Posted February 3, 2004 Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat accurate, also in line with Celtic astrology. Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree Mar 21 - Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree Jun 24 - Birch Tree Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree Sep 23 - Olive Tree Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree Dec 22 - Beech Tree Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree YOUR TREE Apple Tree (the Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, many talents, loves children, needs affectionate partner. Ash Tree (the Amition) -- extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable, restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart, demands attention, needs love and much emotional support. Beech Tree (the Creative) -- has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.). Birch Tree (the inspiration) -- vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere. Cedar Tree (the Confidence) -- of rare strength, knows how to adapt, likes unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, often impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waits for the one true love, able to make quick decisions. Chestnut Tree (the Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive, well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit. Cypress Tree (the Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content, optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain knowledge, needs to be needed. Elm Tree (the Noble mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others,noble minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical. Fig Tree (the Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self willed, honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, a social butterfly, great sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness after long demanding hours at work, has artistic talent and great intelligence. Fir tree (the Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress poorly, loves anything beautiful, can become depressed at times, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them as well as helping strangers, rather modest, hard worker, talented, unselfish, few sexual relationships, many friends, doesn't want foes, very reliable. Hazelnut Tree (the Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, very demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness. Hornbeam Tree (the Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious. Lime Tree (the Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones, hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough, but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use them, can become a complainer, great leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal. Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress. Oak Tree (the Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action. Olive Tree (the Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people. Pine Tree (the Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low self esteem, needs affection and reassurance. Poplar Tree (the Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented, not very self confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously. Rowan Tree (the Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive. Walnut Tree (the Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise. Weeping Willow (the Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves family life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh. 0 Share this post Link to post
Amaster Posted February 3, 2004 Rowan tree. Doesnt matter though, they're all pretty similar. Most notable is that none of them say anything very negative. 0 Share this post Link to post
GoldEyes Posted February 3, 2004 Elm Tree (the Noble mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others,noble minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical. 0 Share this post Link to post
Remilia Scarlet Posted February 3, 2004 Hornbeam Tree (the Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious. 0 Share this post Link to post
Bloodshedder Posted February 3, 2004 Hazelnut Tree (the Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, very demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness. No, yes, perhaps, doubtful, not really, no, no, eh?, perhaps, more or less, yes, no. 0 Share this post Link to post
Gokuma Posted February 3, 2004 They forgot one. Feb 29th - The Crab Apple Tree The Crab Apple Tree (The Mediocre) -- Extremely overbearing, only cares for self, inclined to creating soulless commercial garbage, strictly attends church, doesn't like to leave couch, throws a fit if TV remote is missing, loves McDonalds, tends to leave a bathroom messy with scraps of toilet paper lying around, but actually properly flushes and never leaves a floater. Except for proper flushing courtesy, an all general around asshole and prick. Loves Porsches. 0 Share this post Link to post
Chopkinsca Posted February 3, 2004 Poplar Tree (the Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative Umm... no :| talented Everyone has at least one talent, so therefore everyone is talented. not very self confident I am nothing... extremely courageous if necessary I'm scared... :( needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings naw, I prefer my surroundings to be covered in the guts of humans. very choosy I don't care what I get, that takes the trouble out of me picking something out. often lonely yeah, except replace 'often' with 'almost always'. great animosity Fuck you... You all think you know me... great artistic nature Story writing is an art? Well, I guess I am artistic. good organizer Synonym for 'Obsessive Compulsive Disorder' (not really.) tends to lean toward philosophy Yes reliable in any situation OMG!! LOLOLOLOL!! Such lies. takes partnership seriously. Fuck yes, just give me partner. 0 Share this post Link to post
Quast Posted February 3, 2004 "Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress." meh...1/2 and 1/2 Of course, it's just too general in order to apply to the most people 0 Share this post Link to post
Hobo Posted February 3, 2004 Mar 21 - Oak Tree Oak Tree (the Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting,independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action. Heh, lies. I'm lazy as hell. 0 Share this post Link to post
Job Posted February 3, 2004 Chestnut Tree (the Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive, well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit. Fairly close. I'm rather impressed. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ralphis Posted February 3, 2004 Fir tree (the Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress poorly, loves anything beautiful, can become depressed at times, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them as well as helping strangers, rather modest, hard worker, talented, unselfish, few sexual relationships, many friends, doesn't want foes, very reliable. Holy shit that's dead on. And my girlfriend's is dead on too. 0 Share this post Link to post
exl Posted February 3, 2004 Chestnut Tree (the Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive, well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit. A few things fit. Most don't. Born diplomat... suuure. 0 Share this post Link to post
iori Posted February 3, 2004 Fig Tree (the Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self willed, honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, a social butterfly, great sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness after long demanding hours at work, has artistic talent and great intelligence. 0 Share this post Link to post
The Ultimate DooMer Posted February 3, 2004 Hazelnut Tree (the Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, very demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness. Some right, some wrong. 0 Share this post Link to post
myk Posted February 3, 2004 I know not. But long ago I lazily slithered my slimy scales along the delicate yet vibrant bark of the Tree of Good and Evil and whipered glourious and irresistible promises into beautiful eyes so that the world would know my pain. 0 Share this post Link to post
Chow Yun Thin Posted February 3, 2004 Fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fredrik Posted February 3, 2004 Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress. Mostly right. 0 Share this post Link to post
zark Posted February 3, 2004 Cypress Tree (the Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content, optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain knowledge, needs to be needed. That's pretty right actually. 0 Share this post Link to post
Arno Posted February 3, 2004 999cop said:September 30 - Hazelnut Tree (the Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, very demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness. About one third is very true and the other two thirds is complete BS. Meh. 0 Share this post Link to post
Little Faith Posted February 3, 2004 Cypress Tree (the Faithfulness) -- Strong, muscular: Plain out wrong! Adaptable: Somewhat. Takes what life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it: Wrong, I am prone to misanthropy! Strives to be content: Wrong, I value integrity over happiness. Optimistic: Not in general. Wants to be financially independent: Right. Wants love and affection: Probably right. Hates loneliness: No, I like not being a potential annoyance to my surroundings. Passionate lover which cannot be satisfied: No, I am somewhat reluctant at engaging relationships in fear I might hurt somebody. Faithful: True, does not ask of the same in others. Quick tempered at times: Quick tempered at ALL times! Can be unruly and careless: Yep! Loves to gain knowledge: Very true indeed. Needs to be needed: To justify my own existence, yes. 0 Share this post Link to post
Silverwyvern Posted February 3, 2004 DJ_Haruko said:Hornbeam Tree (the Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious. I am also this tree I've never heard of.. I really don't care for my looks.. hell, if it's not a work day, my hair doesnt get brushed ;) 0 Share this post Link to post
sargebaldy Posted February 3, 2004 Wow, and I thought horoscopes were stupid... edit: I just read my tree "fig" and it's just about the opposite of me 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted February 3, 2004 Hazelnut Tree (the Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, very demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness. Well I'll be damned. And to think I'd never find my horoscope. However, I don't care for politics, I'm not popular, and rarely demanding. Everything else is right on the money though. 0 Share this post Link to post
Darkstalker Posted February 3, 2004 Walnut Tree (the Passion) -- unrelenting - yeah, strange and full of contrasts - sometimes I guess, often egotistic - Not really, aggressive - wrong, I'm most of the time calm, noble - I think so, broad horizon - yes, unexpected reactions - no, spontaneous - yes, unlimited ambition - I think so, no flexibility - In life no but in body flexibility yes, difficult and uncommon partner - Wouldn't be suprised, not always liked but often admired - I don't know about that, ingenious strategist - I don't think so, very jealous and passionate - I don't think so, no compromise - kinda. This isn't very accurate IMO. 0 Share this post Link to post
Jonathan Posted February 3, 2004 Poplar Tree (the Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented, not very self confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously. Hmm, fairly correct I suppose, apart from "decorative" and "good organizer". 0 Share this post Link to post
Forever Posted February 3, 2004 Fir tree (the Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress poorly, loves anything beautiful, can become depressed at times, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them as well as helping strangers, rather modest, hard worker, talented, unselfish, few sexual relationships, many friends, doesn't want foes, very reliable. That could be right if I chose to overlook a few of the last points... I love making foes, therefore, the amount of friends are lacking. 0 Share this post Link to post