darknation Posted February 29, 2004 My stepdad went to the pub at around 12 in the afternoon, eleven hours later there is a body lying outside my window on the gravel. I'm putting two and two together here, and I assume the two are connected. Now, I really can't be fucked with the drunken arse slathering all over me. So what do I do? 0 Share this post Link to post
Grazza Posted February 29, 2004 Other: make a poll at DW about it while he freezes to death and chokes on his own piss. 0 Share this post Link to post
chilvence Posted February 29, 2004 I'd say haul him in and give him a cosy blanket and some cocoa, but I voted for piss on his corpse from your window in the end. 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted February 29, 2004 serves him right in my humble opinion. 0 Share this post Link to post
Job Posted February 29, 2004 Leave him there, period, for thirty minutes to see if he makes his own way in. Then go outside, check his pulse and phone the police. While you're waiting for the police, piss on him from your window, but not before stealing his wallet. Then drag him inside and tell the police he was already covered in piss when you found him. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ultraviolet Posted February 29, 2004 Go out and give him a kick in the ribs, THEN check his pulse, and if he's alright then just leave him. Wait, no, if he's alright call the cops. 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted February 29, 2004 well, it's all academic now. The body has vanished. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sephiroth Posted February 29, 2004 piss on him, then hit him a few time with a bat (assuming you hate him). then call the cops saying you found a dead body 0 Share this post Link to post
gatewatcher Posted March 1, 2004 darknation said:well, it's all academic now. The body has vanished. ...into your basement? 0 Share this post Link to post
Tyockell Posted March 1, 2004 I'd just make sure he dosent die then take his wallet and piss on him then call the police. 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted March 1, 2004 All’s well that ends well. Frank “Leech” Webster was last seen staggering up the stairs to the toilet, where he is now perched on the pan like a malignant tumour and will doubtless be there for the night. Huzzah. 0 Share this post Link to post
fraggle Posted March 1, 2004 Make sure hes lying on his front so he doesnt choke on his own vomit. 0 Share this post Link to post
Stealthy Ivan Posted March 1, 2004 Hahaha. Look how honest we can be. :P 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted March 1, 2004 Next time (assuming there is a 'next time'), piss on his face, steal his wallet and take a shit in his hat, if he has one. 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted March 1, 2004 Heh, seems that stealing his wallet is an excellent idea. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ichor Posted March 1, 2004 Disorder said:Heh, seems that stealing his wallet is an excellent idea. Except that everyone who voted #7 would be fighting over his wallet. 0 Share this post Link to post
Submerge Posted March 1, 2004 None of the Above. Cover his eyes with duct tape. Then steal his wallet. 0 Share this post Link to post
pritch Posted March 1, 2004 It's about time you moved out mate. I haven't regretted it and I even like my parents. 0 Share this post Link to post
Reisal Posted March 1, 2004 Lord FlatHead said:#7, then #4. Winnar! I would do those two also.. 0 Share this post Link to post
Job Posted March 1, 2004 Yup, you can tell a lot about a person by their wallet. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted March 1, 2004 You are not the contents of your wallet. Anyway, this is a topic you'd only ever see DN start. :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Janderson Posted March 1, 2004 Steal the wallet, tie him up, piss on him then bury him. If he is alive. If he's dead you don't have to tie him up. Alternatively, you could cut him up and sell the organs and eat the rest, you know, for a bit of culture. 0 Share this post Link to post