Janderson Posted April 22, 2004 Looking around the world I realise these are strange times. Long story short; on Saterday I have to say to this girl's mom; 'Sometimes I like to strangle myself and watch my life pass before my eyes, it gives me a rush, kinda like when I slit my wrists last Chrismas.' Am I missing something, what strange things do you have to do for girls? 0 Share this post Link to post
Silverwyvern Posted April 22, 2004 Sometimes I buy them a bracelet or something... usually offering a shoulder rub is good.. then work to the back... and so forth 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted April 22, 2004 Silverwyvern said:Sometimes I buy them a bracelet or something... usually offering a shoulder rub is good.. then work to the back... and so forth You get girls? 0 Share this post Link to post
gatewatcher Posted April 22, 2004 Lord FlatHead said:Perform cunnilingus. w3rd 0 Share this post Link to post
Tobester Posted April 22, 2004 Silverwyvern said:Sometimes I buy them a bracelet or something... usually offering a shoulder rub is good.. then work to the back... and so forth I offered to take my current female interest to see Cats and that worked. I don't do the shoulder rubbing thing because every time I do theres always a joke about how strong my right hand is compared to my left hand. 0 Share this post Link to post
Silverwyvern Posted April 22, 2004 ravage said:You get girls? Back in the day before I met Dan.. it's our 3rd year dating today, by the way :D 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted April 22, 2004 Janderson said:Long story short; on Saterday I have to say to this girl's mom; 'Sometimes I like to strangle myself and watch my life pass before my eyes, it gives me a rush, kinda like when I slit my wrists last Chrismas.' What the Fuck? Silverwyvern said:Back in the day before I met Dan.. it's our 3rd year dating today, by the way :D Sweet deal. Happy anniversary or something for you two. *hugs* Anyway, as for girls, I have to repeatedly call them until they promise to take me out to a movie. 0 Share this post Link to post
Arckra Posted April 22, 2004 o.o I don't try and get girls. But ugh, this one hit on me once. She offered to take me to dinner and all. I was a tad confused for a while but eh she moved away shortly after. 0 Share this post Link to post
fodders Posted April 22, 2004 Lord FlatHead said:Perform cunnilingus. Don't speak with your mouth full. 0 Share this post Link to post
Silverwyvern Posted April 22, 2004 Psyonisis said:Dear Lord that must have sucked! I was thinking that... god what an awful experience that must have been... ;P 0 Share this post Link to post
Bucket Posted April 23, 2004 Usually I turn introspective and shy until women are compelled to come up and ask me out. Sometimes, taking a shower helps. There was one time I didn't have sex for two-and-a-half years, and that helped. By removing myself from the dating pool, I'd allowed just any ugly old thing to come up and talk to me-- proving the effect of reverse psychology. It worked well, as I'd lowered my standards quite a bit by then. 0 Share this post Link to post
Scuba Steve Posted April 23, 2004 fodders said:Don't speak with your mouth full. Hahaha, you old dirty man. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ralphis Posted April 23, 2004 Ladies and Gentleman, I am proud to present Ralphis' Easy 5-Step Girl Grabbing Method: 1) Locate desired girl of choice 2) Check for obstacles (Boyfriends, shemales, etc) 3) Begin conversation 4) If Step 3 is successful, invite girl out on a date (Popular choices involve restaurants and movies, you pay) 5) If Step 4 is successful, ask girl out on another date If Ralphis' Easy 5-Step Girl Grabbing Method has helped you, feel free to send American dollars to his address. No check or MO please. 0 Share this post Link to post
NoPoet Posted April 23, 2004 Smack her arse and say "Hello darling, fancy a curry?" 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted April 23, 2004 Man, all the women I know are either taken or Christian. 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted April 23, 2004 dress up as jesus and tell them that God has chosen them for holy dicklicking 0 Share this post Link to post
insertwackynamehere Posted April 24, 2004 I'm extra dumb. Just today a girl came up to me and said I was lucky because almost every girl in the class wanted to have my babies. Of course, here I am, while all my friends are at the soph hop :P I guess that makes a super loser :D EDIT: Sooper Dooper Loser for saying that senence completely wrong :D 0 Share this post Link to post
Fredrik Posted April 24, 2004 insertwackynamehere said:I was lucky because almost every girl in the class wan't me to have their babies.Wait a minute... they wanted you to "have their babies"? 0 Share this post Link to post
AndrewB Posted April 24, 2004 That's got to be a sweet deal for them, Junior. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted April 24, 2004 darknation said:dress up as jesus and tell them that God has chosen them for holy dicklicking Hahaha. Its not that I hate Christians, its that I don't think I could ever marry a Christian. Our ideaologies would clash and the relationship would end sooner than it started. I guess I could try to unconvert her, but I don't believe in forcing beliefs on other people. Oh yeah, I forgot to say I know a bunch of lesbian chicks too. Lesbian, religious, or in a relationship. It's a hard knock life. But I knock harder. 0 Share this post Link to post