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Funny gun ideas

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I'm making a joke wad (you may know already) and I'm running out of creative ideas.

I need some funny, but easy-to-make-on-paint ideas THAT HAVEN'T BEEN USED ALREADY.

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High priced lawyers
Five year old fruitcake
Mop
The Happy Helmet
The IRS
Squirt gun
A gun that fires Pain Elementals (remove the 20 Lost Soul limit)
The Death Star (hard to carry around, though)
A board with a nail in it
An old fashioned boombox playing the Macarena at full volume.
Model airplanes carrying machineguns.
Excessive flatulence
The Devil Bat (if you've seen that silly movie, you'll know what I mean)
Salad Shooter
Ni
Silly String
Happy Fun Ball
Scientologists
Quad Laser
Poison ivy
Banana peels
Spud gun
Partially frozen water balloons
Unicorn X

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A wad gun... upon firing, shoots out a SLIGE-generated map, which then engulfs the whole screen... forcing you to play it.

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happy fun ball was a game we used to play in social studies lol

nice ideas everyone; I've decided to make the fist punching into a fork stabbing.

The only problem with some of these is that they require heavy detail of sprites, and MS Paint just can't do that. Seriously, paint is the best thing I have. I think it's because paintshop pro you have to pay for ... right?

oh and btw, "your wang" was used in Lamedoom.

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A dick replacing the fists, with it you can rape imps. The beserk pack could be some sort of viagra.
If you want something sick, you could put in a map lot's of that impensce sprites as decoration, and only imps as enemies.

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deldelda said:

I think it's because paintshop pro you have to pay for ... right?


If you want something free and powerful get gimp.org]The Gimp. It might seem strange and ridiculous the first time you load it up, but it has everything you need and doesnt cost a penny.

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deldelda said:

nice ideas everyone; I've decided to make the fist punching into a fork stabbing.

Fork was used in Chex Quest, so that wouldn't be too original. Or maybe it was a spoon. Tableware either way. Anyway, GIMP is a good choise. I've been using it for quite a while now. It takes a bit time to get used to it, but it does indeed have almost everything one might need for creating/modifying pictures and such. Only downside with that program is that many tools are disabled when one chooses to use strictly 256 colour palette. Other than that it's quite good.

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I was seriously trying to change the shotgun to shoot guitar picks (and the gun would be a guitar of course) except it's kinda tough to tip my guitar and draw the head, with all the knobs etc. But I guess I could try again ... I mean, I've already changed te shells and shell box pictures (very crudely of course) so it wouldn't be too big of a problem ... I think I'll download gimp. See what it's all about.

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Yeah, really. Who cares about Ratchet and Clank?

Anyway, a beanie with razor edges would be a funny gun.

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Ichor said:

funny weapons list

Heh, here's my list from that thread:

Cow launcher (complete with moo)
High-impact garbage cannon
Ban-O-Matic
Warez-seeking missiles
Ball shit snakes (live ones)
Heh thrower
Window wiper (hang on, that's already been done...)
Nuclear Submarine (does 5000 damage to all creatures and all players)
Anything from Worms
Fresh fruit (as the monsters won't have taken any self-defence lessons)
Cake mode
Crappy internet trial CD's (use like shurikens)
Malfunctioning V-chip
The funniest joke in the world
Ni! (already mentioned I know, but it's such a classic it's worth mentioning again)

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