DW DRINKING GAME 2K4

0.1 drinks: doomaddict makes a new thread (so low because otherwise your liver would fail in 30 minutes)
1 drink: someone posts "ACTION!"
1 drink: someone bitches about popup ads, spyware, etc
1 drink: an admin replies that Telefragged sucks ass
1 drink: I AM A MORON I AM A MORON
1 drink: someone doesn't read the fucking FAQ
1 drink: someone confuses Arioch with Nanami
1 drink: someone ends a sentence with exclamation points then 1's then ones!!!!!111oneone
1 drink: someone asks a question about level editors and the first reply is "use Doom Builder"
2 drinks: someone posts that they are leaving Doomworld forever, get banned, then come back anyway
2 drinks: Scuba Steve posts an Action Doom ad (soon to be defunct)
2 drinks: massive flamewar fighting over which is better, ZDoom or (insert port here)
2 drinks: someone brings up impse, again
2 drinks: someone asks the admins to change their username changed and gets more than they bargained for
2 drinks: someone is so discredited/mocked that they change their name / register a new account to escape the shame
3 drinks: a post helled thread is resurrected so everyone can see how stupid it was
3 drinks: someone challenges Ralphis to a ZDaemon match and gets boned
3 drinks: someone complains how Doomworld used to be better
3 drinks: Mordeth does some adminning
4 drinks: someone posts fanart of the Doom marine as a furry
4 drinks: a mod/admin gets knocked down to a regular user
4 drinks: someone asks how to see people's post counts and gets flamed to hell
4 drinks: prower returns for 5 minutes, finds no one cares, leaves again
5 drinks: Scuba Steve makes another pornographic Doom GIF
5 drinks: a new Doomworld Forums WAD
5 drinks: Captain Jean-Luc Picard conquers the forums
whole bottle: a civilized, flame-free thread discussing any source port besides ZDoom
whole crate: avatar uploading starts working again

you may as well name the last one 'hell freezes over'

Yay, the Drinking Game returns!

*vodgasm*

1 drink: Someone does an FP.
3 drinks: Someone inquires about doom3's minimum requirements.

This is sure to kill a few livers.

Action!

0.000000001 drink: Somebody says Action
0.1 drink: Doomaddict posts about Ratchet and Clank
1 drink: Daniel releases a wad
Whole Crate: Doom Millenium is released
A whole truckload of crates: I get fp in a /newstuff

1 drink: cyb gets fp
1 drink: some noob gets fp
2 drinks: some regular gets fp
3 drinks: i get fp and an admin edits their way in

2 drinks: anytime someone calls assmaster 'Amy'

Dron said:

0.1 drink: Doomaddict posts about Ratchet and Clank
Whole Crate: Doom Millenium is released

If this were to be true, you would all be dead in a short time (I love making posts about them). Oh, and get out the beer, 'cause this is about them too!

Dron said:

0.1 drink: Doomaddict posts about Ratchet and Clank

gahahah I was going to mention doomaddict talking about Ratchet and Clank but I forgot to put it in.

3 drinks + 1 drink per month: Scuba steve posts an ad for Action Doom after its release anyway
5 drinks: When someone posts in the Millennium forum
5 drinks: When Cyb backs up the forums
1 drink: For every 5 anti-Bush posts
4 drinks: When someone makes a pro-Bush post
1 drink: When a thread is moved to or from Blogs
2 drinks: When that thread is moved back
4 drinks: When the Blogs rules thread is updated
3 crates: When Silverwyvern makes a new Green Pile
2 drinks: When someone makes a "When was the first time you met..." thread
5 drinks: When someone manages to sneak in one last post after the 'last' post before a thread is sent to Hell
2 drinks: When someone uses the [newproject] tag
2 drinks: When someone changes Scuba Steve's name
1 drink: For every phony Doom 3 release date
Spit last drink back into glass: When release date passes with no sign of Doom 3
1 drink: For every 3 anti-Rampage Doom posts
2 drinks: When someone makes a pro-Rampage Doom post
1 drinks: When someone posts in the "When you first met the Cyber Demon..."
1 drink per month: If that thread is more than a month old since the last post
5 drinks: When someone closes their own lame thread, and it gets sent to Hell anyway
3 drinks: When a new tag is created
6 drinks: When a news thread is created which uses the icon 'Dumb'
1 drink: For each day that it goes unnoticed by the mods

4 Drinks: Someone's maps are compred to the works of shadowrunner.
3 Drinks: Someone's map critiques are compared to the critiques of Deathz0r
Ireland's Entire Stock: DW Drinking Game 2K5 appears next year.

0.1 drink Someone posts in the "What music are you listening to?" blog.
1 drink: A darknation post is deleted by Job.
1 drink: Danarchy posts.
1 drink: Melfice makes a NIN -related post.
2 drinks Darknation makes a NIN-related post.
2 drinks: Danarchy makes fun of someone's favorite band then rants for a page about some band no one has ever heard of.
2 drinks: Someone who has been around less than a year get modded.
3 drinks: Someone reminds Danarchy that he was supposed to be gone.
3 drinks: A female or someone pretending to be a female registers then introduces her?self and is hit on by enough members to form a professional sports league.

3 Kegs: I become moderator.
5 Drinks: For every newproject thread.
1 Drink: For every 2 posts withen the newproject thread.
3 Drinks: For every thread that when I post in it, no one else posts in the thread after that post.
1 Drink: For every post that has Doomworldisms outside of DW.

1 drink: for every railgunner bashing
1 drink: someone proclaims Michael Moore's political views are superior.

1 drink - When someone joins asking how to play doom so it looks like Quake 3
4 drinks - When the "Top Story" article is something besides "/newstuff"
3 crates - When Telefragged get's it's act together
.01 drink - When Bloodshedder corrects a spelling/grammar mistake
15 boxes of crates of drinks - When a Doomworlder chooses to help someone with a question

1 Drinks - Nanami mentions ZooM for one reason or another
4 Drinks - Nanami mentions ZooM because of an update
2 Drinks - Someone starts their own comic and uses Blogs to post it
2 Drinks - Someone asks why everyone uses ZDoom when (port name) is better
1 Drinks - A thread is suddenly bombarded with a dozen or more posts by the #youfailit crew
1 Drinks - Newbie decides to start threatning and moderating the forums while simultaneously kissing ass

.5 drink - Another random user registers but never posts.
1 drink - Another random user registers with "Doom" or a name of a Doom monster somewhere in their username.
1 drink - Yet another "What's your favorite..." thread is created in the General forum.
2 drinks - A thread regarding a political issue is created in the E.E. forum.
2 drinks - A thread regarding how to do something that Wintex or another related program can accomplish is created in the Editing forum.
2 drinks - Somebody posts a one-word reply in a thread, usually "heh" or anything similar.
4 drinks - Another flaming moron/troll gets himself banned.
6 drinks - A "Hi I'm new" thread is created in the General forum and shortly then gets moved to the appropriate forum, 50% of the time ending up in Post Hell.
8 drinks - A recently-banned user ban evades.

I can't think of any more at the moment, but I know they exist...

2 drinks - fucking doom95 noobs ask for help
sudden flaccid cock - captain red replies with something stupid and makes you edit your post for clarity

1 Drink: darknation Mentions Hitler
1 Drink: darknation makes a comic
1 Drink: Nanami makes a comic
2 Drinks: darknation adds a chapter to his book
Whole case: darknation gets his book published!
1 Drink: AndrewB reminds everyone that he never went to high school
1 Drink: Melfice reminds everyone that he's gay
1 Drink: I remind everyone that I'm Australian
2 drinks: Somebody complains about Scuba Steve: Action Doom being over hyped.
2 drinks: somebody makes a parody of the newstuff tags
1 drinks: Somebody makes a Greatest/worst Games thread.
1 drink: Somebody makes political thread.
1 drink: Somebody gets new title as a result of a political thread.
1 drink: Mordeth threatens to close said political thread,
3 drinks: Mordeth Actually dose close said political thread.
3 drink: Julian threatens to close the forums.

Ultraviolet said:

2 drinks[/b] - fucking doom95 noobs

How would we know if anyone fucked a doom95 noob?

Captain Red said:

How would we know if anyone fucked a doom95 noob?

...

heh

Three drinks for when I post on a thread! Zing!

Yep, I'll get a 30 pack and start reading.

2 drinks: for every slam against Rampage Doom.
Leave a 20 on the bar and see what it gets you: If Job actually releases another map.
Consider drinking yourself to death: When a "does Jesus exist? omfglol" thread on the forums.

I only need one drinking game:

1 DRINK: Whenever you finish a drink

don't do this drinking games to me, I just had my grad ball :s

1 drink when a new member posts.
1 drink if that member uses correct spelling, punctuation and grammar.
3 drinks if that user ever posts again.
1 drink when a music-fanboy post is made
Fake your surprise if it was posted by Melfice.
2 drinks for every repeated cry of "ACTION!" on or after 3 July.
3 drinks whenever Darknation acts polite.
1 drink per year of development whenever a megawad is released.
2 drinks if Shadowrunner changes his username.
Neck the bottle if Doomworld finds a new host.
Inject pure alcohol into your veins if Lin Mengju off the Skulltag Forums posts here (you'll need it)
Purchase the distillery when EDGE becomes popular.

Trasher][ said:
3 drinks whenever Darknation acts polite.

I'd say that's worth about 50 drinks.

I say please and thank you. I am the very pink of courtesy, bitch.

Wise words from the departing
Eat your greens, especially broccoli
Remember to say "thank you" for the things you haven't had