DW DRINKING GAME 2K4

1 Crate: Graf Zahl says something bad about zDoom

8 drinks and a shot of Raid: someone challenges Ralphis to a ZDaemon match and Ralphis gets boned

7 Drinks: Every time superpants posts.

Two big jugs full of milk: Kat returns to the forums.

1 Drink: I post freewebs.com/bashe/bedwetter.wav]this in any thread mentioning Ratchet and Clank
All the beer in exsistance: My dogs (either of them) pee on the floor.

Bashe said:

1 Drink: I post freewebs.com/bashe/bedwetter.wav]this in any thread mentioning Ratchet and Clank

You really love that sound a lot, so how about 0.5 to give all of us a break.

20 Crates: A Loser or someone was who was banned becomes a Moderator.

Disorder said:

Two big jugs full of milk: Kat returns to the forums.

Paging Dr. Freud...Dr. Freud to thread 24673.

Whole Casssse: ^H^H^H^H^H^Hfuck backspace doesn't work!

Peace,

Erik "The Bruce"

Trasher][ said:
Inject pure alcohol into your veins if Lin Mengju off the Skulltag Forums posts here (you'll need it)

Shh! Don't encourage him!
5 drinks: when the version of vBulletin is updated on the DW forums.

etimmerAZ said:

Whole Casssse: ^H^H^H^H^H^Hfuck backspace doesn't work!



Peace,

Erik "The Bruce"

Whole Case if what?

Piezo said:

5 drinks:[/b] when the version of vBulletin is updated on the DW forums.

5 drinks for that? More like 5 drinks per minute for the next three weeks. There is virtually no chance that we will ever upgrade to VBulletin 3.

Ichor said:

5 drinks for that? More like 5 drinks per minute for the next three weeks. There is virtually no chance that we will ever upgrade to VBulletin 3.

Why won't we ever upgrade to VBulletin 3?

doomaddict said:

Whole Case if what?

Ummm . . . already had it. Get it? Ha ha!

Peace,

Erik "The Bruce"

¼ Drink: One of those php errors appears. ('no thread specified' etc.)

1 Drink: Someone says 'read the FAQ' or something similar.
1 Drink: Yet another DooM 3 release date is announced.
1 Drink: Someone thinks that Super Sonic DooM is a TC.
1 Drink: Someone bashes Legacy.

2 Drinks: Someone's wad just misses a newstuff and the author complains about it in that newstuff thread.
2 Drinks: Someone posts a favourite megawad thread.
2 Drinks: Someone registers a username in 13375|>34|<.
2 Drinks: Someone posts a poll relating to Bush and/or the election.

3 Drinks: Cyb posts a blog thread about the Calgary Flames.
3 Drinks: I post my virtual [tud] tag when someone asks for help in newstuff.
3 Drinks: Someone suggests that Super Sonic DooM needs Sonic weapon/status bar sprites.

4 Drinks: Melfice posts a blog thread about Magic: The Gathering.
4 Drinks: Cyb post hells his own thread.
4 Drinks: A newstuff wad gets deathz0red.

2 Drinks: Someone suggests putting manikins in the next version of Legacy.
3 Drinks: Someone makes other suggestions for improving Legacy.
Finish the Bottle: One or more of these suggestions is actually followed up by the Legacy team.

Finish the Entire Crate: When Millennium is released. (well, it has to be said)

Finish the Entire Crate: When Millennium is released. (well, it has to be said) [/B]

Hmmmm hahaha

Oh yeah...

0.1 drink: For every post lost when Cyb deletes your postcount.

2 drinks: For everytime someone mentions pants

4 Drinks: For every title change somebody gets.

Twiztid said:

2 drinks: For everytime someone mentions pants

Pants.

and BlackFish said:

4 Drinks: For every title change somebody gets.

I became a Junior Member three days ago, a Mini-Member four days ago, a Green Marine five days ago (I think), a Warming Up Dude five days ago?, a Noobie five days ago, a Registered to Make One Post five days ago, and a Registered Lurker five days ago.

Hence this was said on July 1st.

10 drinks if Deadnail returns to DW forums.

doomaddict said:

I became a Junior Member three days ago, a Mini-Member four days ago, a Green Marine five days ago (I think), a Warming Up Dude five days ago?, a Noobie five days ago, a Registered to Make One Post five days ago, and a Registered Lurker five days ago.

Noob.

Peace,

Erik "The Bruce"

½ Drink: A blog is post helled.
1 Drink: Someone quotes someone else and then adds no reply underneath.
2 Drinks: Someone quotes an image.
1 Drink: Someone suggests a range of alternative browsers when someone complains about IE.
2 Drinks: A big flamewar ensues as a result.
3 Drinks: drfrag demands that we all play Heresy.
4 Drinks: Someone posts a thread about another of Microsoft's patents.
5 Drinks: Someone gets the 'Registered Lurker' title under their avatar. (by registering and posting a blog first)
Finish the Bottle: Attaching files to posts in the demos forum starts working.
Finish the Entire Crate: When a new version of WadAuthor comes out.

doomaddict said:

10 drinks if Deadnail returns to DW forums.

Which he'll never do, as we've only ever heard of deadnail.

doomaddict said:

I became a Junior Member three days ago, a Mini-Member four days ago, a Green Marine five days ago (I think), a Warming Up Dude five days ago?, a Noobie five days ago, a Registered to Make One Post five days ago, and a Registered Lurker five days ago.

I mean admin wise, like mine. :D

Anyway...

6 Drinks: DW's server dies again.

3 Drinks: We find out a female doomer is a male
5 Drinks: This thread goes to post hell

3 Shots of Yager: everytime one of my htreads gets post-helled....


EDIT: ....crap.....i better get my shot glass.....

Twiztid said:

3 Drinks: We find out a female doomer is a male
5 Drinks: This thread goes to post hell

3 crates: We find out a male doomer is a female.

doomaddict said:

I became a Junior Member three days ago, a Mini-Member four days ago, a Green Marine five days ago (I think), a Warming Up Dude five days ago?, a Noobie five days ago, a Registered to Make One Post five days ago, and a Registered Lurker five days ago.

lol

etimmerAZ said:

Whole Casssse: ^H^H^H^H^H^Hfuck backspace doesn't work!

Peace,

Erik "The Bruce"

hey thanks for your post

Linguica said:

hey thanks for your post

It was comedy, I don't think any of you got the joke.

Peace,

Erik "The Bruce"

2 Drinks: For when someone posts drunk.