Tip of the Day

Strange "Tip of the Day" in my CoolEdit Pro.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

A virus scanner once told me that a nuclear war could ruin my whole day.

Heh++

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Is that for real?

Yes, it's REALLY in there. I saw it myself.

ROFL! I wonder how many progams tips are filled with easter eggs

My Paint Shop Pro 5 gave me a VERY useful tip.



Thanks jasc, i'll keep that in mind, I learn something new every day...

What would happen if you didn't turn them off?

In the FAQ section of the Help file for an older version of Cakewalk (5.0, I think), there was an entry like, "What's the meaning of life?". They claimed they didn't know but that they hoped to provide the answer in later versions of their software.

Maybe they still haven't found out.



This was from 3.03's help.

Hahahaha that's cool.

Hehe, There was some pretty odd ones in GIF Construction set and Multimedia Fusion too, i'll dig them up later and have a look if i renenver

Aww I miss the GIF construction set. The good ol' days of making animated gifs :(

Anyway, about that MMFusion tip

WarCraft II had some good ones. "Tell all your friends to buy WarCraft II" is one I remember offhand.

Oh, and Dungeon Keeper II had a scary one as well. While you're playing really late at nite, like 1AM-ish, it advises you to get some sleep on the ingame startup tip :P

I remember WadAuthor had a couple funny ones. ...and some people said DeepSea was better!

DJ_Haruko said:

WarCraft II had some good ones. "Tell all your friends to buy WarCraft II" is one I remember offhand.

"Never pet a burning dog" and "don't spit into the wind" were in there.

Danarchy said:

I remember WadAuthor had a couple funny ones. ...and some people said DeepSea was better!

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http://cyb.vect.org:8080/pics/watip02.png
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http://cyb.vect.org:8080/pics/watip04.png
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LOL Monty Python reference. Totally dope. I'll confess now and state that I have the Holy Grail talking action figures.

Cyb said:

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What a depressing Tip of the day :(

Cyb said:

http://cyb.vect.org:8080/pics/watip02.png

Fairly easy to figure out yourself.

public schools lie, private schools lie more
petting a burning dog will burn your hand and your house
for a life of damnation i place my faith in our lord and savior satan, or maybe his name is stan.
pissing in the wind is also bad, but you can piss on the dog to put him out.
what about burning cats? i guess they are safe to pet
what no, "beware of impse!" tips

wadauthor predates impse, sadly

roflmao

And now I shall put out the dog with my stream of justice!

Scuba Steve said:

What a depressing Tip of the day :(

Heh, I wonder what tips the full version has.

I once got a tip in one of my corel programs that I was nnot allowed to die in france.