Spike Posted August 24, 2004 It's a shame that more people haven't come to the same conclusion. Porn + Healthy Relationship = Bloody Brilliant. 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted August 24, 2004 I was all for pornography until I was exposed to 1970's german hardcore. As a result of watching fat moustached german men banging away, followed by the now legendary 'reverse slow-motion cumshot' I can safely say that I have been irrevocably damaged and prowl the streets at night looking for babies to eat and hookers to mutilate. Only by destroying fat moustached german hookers and bathing in their blood can I sleep soundly at night. 0 Share this post Link to post
pritch Posted August 24, 2004 darknation said:I was all for pornography until I was exposed to 1970's german hardcore. As a result of watching fat moustached german men banging away, followed by the now legendary 'reverse slow-motion cumshot' I can safely say that I have been irrevocably damaged and prowl the streets at night looking for babies to eat and hookers to mutilate. Only by destroying fat moustached german hookers and bathing in their blood can I sleep soundly at night. Your mother and I want you to know that we love you, son. You're not odd, you're just special. 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted August 24, 2004 darknation said:'reverse slow-motion cumshot'I've never watched that infamous scene. But I do hear a lot of talk about it. It's.. interesting, I guess. 0 Share this post Link to post
Murdoch Posted August 24, 2004 pritch said:Your mother and I want you to know that we love you, son. You're not odd, you're just special. He is indeed special. Anyone with a clue could've told them about this. If both partners love porn, go nuts, who cares. Spike is right - if it's a healthy relationship it doesn't matter. While I enjoy a fine naked woman as much as the next guy (thank God for strip clubs), I personally don't consider sex a spectactor sport. In out, in out, in out, shake it all about, pull it out, squirt some stuff, repeat for 90 minutes or until I pass out from boredom, whichever comes first. No thanks. 0 Share this post Link to post
Bucket Posted August 24, 2004 And this is the stuff we want to keep away from our children?!? FOR SHAME. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted August 24, 2004 etimmerAZ said:You will all go blind! I wear glasses. 0 Share this post Link to post
etimmerAZ Posted August 24, 2004 ravage said:I wear glasses. At least your eyes wont sting. For those without glasses try the pool que grip. ewwwwww! This thread is getting silly. 0 Share this post Link to post
Use Posted August 24, 2004 Quit trying to justify your sick addiction, pervs. 0 Share this post Link to post
Terra-jin Posted August 24, 2004 Porn. Why is sex so goddamn important? Is it really THAT good? I doubt it. The whole world is addicted to sex. Fucking pathetic. 0 Share this post Link to post
Psyonisis Posted August 24, 2004 Terra-jin said:Porn. Why is sex so goddamn important? Is it really THAT good? I doubt it. The whole world is addicted to sex. Fucking pathetic. ^ virgin 0 Share this post Link to post
Reisal Posted August 24, 2004 Don't forget about furry porn (AKA yiffy art) 0 Share this post Link to post
Terra-jin Posted August 24, 2004 Psyonisis said:^ virgin Obviously. Why? Is there anything wrong with that? I bet there are more virgins on these forums. I'm 19, BTW. 0 Share this post Link to post
SYS Posted August 24, 2004 Reminds me of a study in my city newspaper 2 years ago that said staring at breasts for half an hour a day is healthy and beneficial for male blood pressure. Some forms of pornography go far beyond the artistic bounds and the to express one's self sexually, and should probably be kept away from society. 0 Share this post Link to post
gatewatcher Posted August 24, 2004 Terra-jin said:Porn. Why is sex so goddamn important? Is it really THAT good? I doubt it. The whole world is addicted to sex. Fucking pathetic. Ahahahahaha 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMer87 Posted August 24, 2004 Disorder said: ......... aahahahahahahahahahahahah.......really???????? holy shit! 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted August 24, 2004 Terra-jin said:Obviously. Why? Is there anything wrong with that? I bet there are more virgins on these forums. I'm 19, BTW. Maybe you should all get together and devirginate each other. 0 Share this post Link to post
Erp Posted August 25, 2004 I read somewhere that masturbation may reduce zits, is that your point? 0 Share this post Link to post
etimmerAZ Posted August 25, 2004 Erp said:I read somewhere that masturbation may reduce zits, is that your point? Only because _you_ wash your face more often after whacking the snake. 0 Share this post Link to post
insertwackynamehere Posted August 25, 2004 I read somewhere this, I read somewhere that. I like nudity as much as the next guy, but don't believe everything you read :D 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted August 25, 2004 May be better for yer heart, but too much wanking ain't to good for the meat, man. I dunno, I get no arousal from hardcore porn anymore. Too much wanking I guess. In fact, a lot of it sickens me now. Dunno why. I'd rather just look at naked ladies. 0 Share this post Link to post
Quast Posted August 25, 2004 Terra-jin said:Porn. Why is sex so goddamn important? Is it really THAT good? I doubt it. The whole world is addicted to sex. Fucking pathetic. Well, seeing as procreation is the point of life on earth itself... 0 Share this post Link to post
Grimm Posted August 25, 2004 Porn being good . . . re-fucking-diculous. 0 Share this post Link to post
Captain Red Posted August 25, 2004 Terra-jin said: Porn. Why is sex so goddamn important? Is it really THAT good? I doubt it. The whole world is addicted to sex. Fucking pathetic. LOOOOOOOOOOOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! 0 Share this post Link to post
Spike Posted August 25, 2004 Terra-jin said:Porn. Why is sex so goddamn important? Is it really THAT good? I doubt it. The whole world is addicted to sex. Fucking pathetic. I find your lack of hornification disturbing. 0 Share this post Link to post
Use Posted August 25, 2004 Quast said:Well, seeing as procreation is the point of life on earth itself... Haha 0 Share this post Link to post
etimmerAZ Posted August 25, 2004 Quast said:Well, seeing as procreation is the point of life on earth itself... No, it's drining beer and playing ACTION DooM. I saw it on the internet. 0 Share this post Link to post