Gokuma Posted August 31, 2004 Prozac and Viagra can now be found in measurable amounts in rivers! So if you're unable to afford prescription drugs, just chug a load of contaminated river water. Drug Companies and Republicans rule! Really, they rule you. 0 Share this post Link to post
Spike Posted August 31, 2004 Gokuma said:Prozac and Viagra can now be found in measurable amounts in rivers! So if you're unable to afford prescription drugs, just chug a load of contaminated river water. Drug Companies and Republicans rule! Really, they rule you. Indeed. 0 Share this post Link to post
pritch Posted August 31, 2004 Heh, well this is nothign new. There's been ungodly amounts of female hormone in the water since the pill came out. 0 Share this post Link to post
Spike Posted August 31, 2004 I wondered where my bitch tits came from. 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted August 31, 2004 cool, all the fish are gonna be chilled out, horny and unable to gewt pregnant it must rule to be a fish. 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted August 31, 2004 I already have Prozac and I don't need viagra (yet). I'm settled for now. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sephiroth Posted August 31, 2004 darknation said:cool, all the fish are gonna be chilled out, horny and unable to gewt pregnant it must rule to be a fish. not many fish get "pregnant" anyways. I remember when they tested water here and found traces of marijuana. there were alot of hiden "pot farms" in the area. This area floods alot so the fields would be flooded. 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted August 31, 2004 Sephiroth said:I remember when they tested water here and found traces of marijuana. there were alot of hiden "pot farms" in the area. Explains a lot! 0 Share this post Link to post
Scientist Posted August 31, 2004 I once saw a tv program where they mentioned that dollars bills contain traces of cocaine. Extremely small amounts but present. Drug dealers get the bills in contact with the drug. The bills are spread thoughout the country. Some pass through banks were they get into contact with enormous amounts of other bills that will be distributed later with paased on cocaine. When you think about it... You could have money bills contain a certain disease. Spend it. The bills will spread though the country rapidly without any trouble infecting a lot of people on the way. In cash registers the bills will infect other bills. It can't be stopped and no-one's going to expect it. You could use consumerism and money to your advantage...the irony. Just thinking out loud here; don't try it at home. 0 Share this post Link to post
The Ultimate DooMer Posted August 31, 2004 Let's hope there aren't any terrorists or Bond-style villians reading... 0 Share this post Link to post
Rellik Posted September 1, 2004 Nah, people have speculated for a long time that the next big plague will be nationally spread by currency. All hail the ATM card. 0 Share this post Link to post
Quast Posted September 1, 2004 Scientist said:Drug dealers get the bills in contact with the drug. The bills are spread thoughout the country. Some pass through banks were they get into contact with enormous amounts of other bills that will be distributed later with paased on cocaine. drug users, you mean...doing rails with rolled up bills 0 Share this post Link to post
Gokuma Posted September 1, 2004 Rellik said:Nah, people have speculated for a long time that the next big plague will be nationally spread by currency. All hail the ATM card. Wow, inflation rules even more! 0 Share this post Link to post
Quast Posted September 1, 2004 Rellik said:Nah, people have speculated for a long time that the next big plague will be nationally spread by currency. All hail the ATM card. yes, hail the cashless society and nation id cards. 0 Share this post Link to post
Joe Posted September 1, 2004 Rellik said:Nah, people have speculated for a long time that the next big plague will be nationally spread by currency. All hail the ATM card. Yep. Just think, you give some change to a hobo, who has just gone the toilet, and hasn't washed his hands or some guy who has just sneezed into his hands. He goes to Mc Donalds and buys a coffee or something. You come in, buy a Meal and get his change. Then you sit down and eat your burger with a hand that's just been covered in the hobo's germs! 0 Share this post Link to post
Hobo Posted September 1, 2004 Joe said:Yep. Just think, you give some change to a hobo, who has just gone the toilet, and hasn't washed his hands or some guy who has just sneezed into his hands. He goes to Mc Donalds and buys a coffee or something. You come in, buy a Meal and get his change. Then you sit down and eat your burger with a hand that's just been covered in the hobo's germs! I resent that. You seem to have the definition of hobo and bum mixed up. A bum is a dirty street dweller that doesn't care if he smells of whiskey and leftover bacon from last month. Hobo's just travel the land without any specific place to be. They work to move and move to work, and are quite clean and nice people. 0 Share this post Link to post
Joe Posted September 1, 2004 The hobo in question isnt as clean as the rest of them. Anyway it as just a quick example of what could have happened to that fiver in your pocket. No offense intended mr hobo. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sephiroth Posted September 1, 2004 i always wipe my ass with 5 dollar bills. i feel cleaner that way on top of feeling rich. there is a reason money is called dirty. as for our rivers of prozac, viagra and marijuana... i dont know what to do. 0 Share this post Link to post
SYS Posted September 2, 2004 That's nothing compared to the amount of industrial waste that gets dumped into those rivers. 0 Share this post Link to post
insertwackynamehere Posted September 2, 2004 Scientist said:I once saw a tv program where they mentioned that dollars bills contain traces of cocaine. Extremely small amounts but present. Drug dealers get the bills in contact with the drug. The bills are spread thoughout the country. Some pass through banks were they get into contact with enormous amounts of other bills that will be distributed later with paased on cocaine. When you think about it... You could have money bills contain a certain disease. Spend it. The bills will spread though the country rapidly without any trouble infecting a lot of people on the way. In cash registers the bills will infect other bills. It can't be stopped and no-one's going to expect it. You could use consumerism and money to your advantage...the irony. Just thinking out loud here; don't try it at home. Theres at least one $20 in circulation that has traces of pixie stix :D 0 Share this post Link to post