Has anybody seen "The Prostitution of the Jesus"?

Just curious if anybody's watched this movie. Is it any good? I heard aside from the religous shit it's got some nice gore and fight scenes in it.

Wtf are you talking about?

Anyone whos seen an episode of WWF has just as well seen passion of the christ. If thats even what your refering to.

I like how Mel's new movie has an actor murdering a bunch of evil paparazzi. Wouldn't Jesus be proud!

Rellik said:

I like how Mel's new movie has an actor murdering a bunch of evil paparazzi. Wouldn't Jesus be proud!

Heh that movie is so retarded. The guy could of just asked some police or some other escort to keep the cameras away.

Heh, Mel Gibson is a psychopath. Like that scee in Braveheart where they are torturing his testicles or shoving hot irons up his ass or whatever. Mel Gibson actualy wanted that scene to play out as long as possible to show him suffering as much as they could. Yikes. That said, I have a more personal Passion of the Christ story to tell.

So me and my good friend Breanna were going to see The Whole Ten Yards cause it was the est thing playin in the theatres at that time. We thought there was an early showing so we got there about the time the theatre was opening and there was a line. So here's Bree in her black low-cut dress, dyed black hair and makeup (very goth), and me in my long trenchcoat and big old boots (very industrial) and we're waiting in line and I joke: "Hey, we could always see The Passion of the Christ"
Her: "Ugh."
Me: "Yeah, heard that movie is violent as fuck. Apparently it puts Tarentino to shame, and his movies make me queasy."
Her: "Yea, my boyfriend was saying how he saw it and he wanted me to see it cause he thought the violence was 'awesome'."
Me: "Ugh"

Then this lady in front of us turns around and is like "I heard you mention Passion of the Christ. That moviewas an insiration! I've seen it three times already! It shows how Jesus died for all of us, how much he suffered! I am going to buy tickets for my whole family!" And she just kept going on about how this movie is great and how Jesus saved all of our lives or something, and here are Bree and I, very atheist, very not caring, very dressed in such a manner that should indicate that we dont want to talk to anyone. I suppose it might not be funny to anyone else, but from where I was standing, the irony was tikle-raping my funny bone forcing me to maintain all my concentration on keeping a straight face.

Finaly, the booth opened and the line started moving and she stopped talking and we found out there wasn't an early showing for The Whole Ten Yards anywayso we ought our tickets for the first show anyway, and went out cruising. On our way back to her car, we spotted this van. The sight of the thign was rather...interesting. The interior was full...FULL of little crucifixes everywhere, and this big statue of Jesus being crucified was in the center of the dashboard. Bree and I just kind of looked at it for a moment and she goes "Well, I guess there's no question on who owns THIS".

Then when we got back to the theatre Bree found a hacky sack next to where she parked, which is completeley unrelated but otherwise pretty cool.

To get insight into the thoughts of Mel Gibson, just watch the episode of South Park, "The Passion of the Jew". Won't spoil it for you. It's even out on DVD, with two other religious-themed episodes on it as well.

Rellik said:

I like how Mel's new movie has an actor murdering a bunch of evil paparazzi. Wouldn't Jesus be proud!

Um, it's acting, why would Jesus care?

BBG said:

Um, it's acting, why would Jesus care?

Well if there was a Jesus and he lived the way all the stories say he did, I don't think he'd be too impressed with a movie that condones murdering people who have wronged you.

To get right down to the nitty gritty of it you're supposed to just let the evil people kill you. You'll be going to heaven (to be possibly recycled I guess, always been fuzzy on that part) and they'll eventually go to hell. Thus that wacky sixth commandment "thou shalt not kill". It doesn't say "thou shalt not kill unless they art trying to kill thou" or "thou shalt not cap thine enemy if he hast stealeth thine bitch."

Your perception of the bible is commendable.

Kenny McCormick said:

To get insight into the thoughts of Mel Gibson, just watch the episode of South Park, "The Passion of the Jew". Won't spoil it for you. It's even out on DVD, with two other religious-themed episodes on it as well.

oh my nipples are so tender i hope you dont squeeze them any more.
i sure hope you dont use those whips over there on the wall.

that was a good episode

My brother borrowed Passion Of The Queerbasher from work, but i only saw a little bit..

I wonder what would happen if we had made pirate copies...

God: You pirated that jesus movie, you have to go to hell!
Me: But i spread the word of christ to people with no money, who where too lazy to read!
God: Hm, well i suppose, though you also sold them "Big jubblies 12: Sex overload!" with it...
Me: ..ah