Ivan reveals hidden child porn

You better watch out or a hurricane might come by and uncover your porn stash.

Heh, fucking perv. He got what he deserved.

Brilliant!

"The seized material -- computer discs, videotapes and photographs -- filled 20 to 24 boxes, Frederick County State's Attorney Scott Rolle said."

Wow, that's like 2 whole truckloads. Hooray for using accurate systems of measuremnt!

Anyway, this is rather amusing.

How come discovered child porn stashes inevitably are the largest of any kind of porn stash? I've never owned 20 boxes' worth of porn in my life.

It makes you wonder though. Perhaps there ARE people who have their basements filled ceiling to floor with porn. Since it's not illegal though, you never hear about cops toting them away by the vanfull.

Ichor said:

You better watch out or a hurricane might come by and uncover your porn stash.

owned

Good.The fucking Prick Deserves it.

Numbermind said:

How come discovered child porn stashes inevitably are the largest of any kind of porn stash? I've never owned 20 boxes' worth of porn in my life.

Well this guy was like over 50, he's obviously a pro.

Hmm, time to do some formatting

That's pretty funny. I'm glad this weirdo got busted.

Use3D said:

Well this guy was like over 50, he's obviously a pro.

Wel... according to a quick calculation I just did, my pr0n collection will be 87121.23 yottabytes large by the time I'm 50.

Didn't something exactly like this happen in Donnie Darko?

Sicko.

Whats a yottabyte?

"The seized material -- computer discs, videotapes and photographs -- filled 20 to 24 boxes, Frederick County State's Attorney Scott Rolle said."

Wow, that's like 2 whole truckloads. Hooray for using accurate systems of measuremnt!

Anyway, this is rather amusing.

It didn't exactly say how big the boxes were though.

Linguica said:

Didn't something exactly like this happen in Donnie Darko?

No.

S1lent said:

Whats a yottabyte?

Exactly 9671406556917033397649408 bits.

And where did you find this out Fredrick?

S1lent said:

It didn't exactly say how big the boxes were though.

I think the article stated that the stash had to be carried out by a truck, so that's a good indication that those were pretty big boxes.

Linguica said:

Didn't something exactly like this happen in Donnie Darko?

Heh no, a plane engine falls into Donnies room, and was supposed to kill him. It wasn't supposed to uncover porn :P That was franks job (he was obviously a furry with that fur-suit getup and all).

S1lent said:

And where did you find this out Fredrick?

What, the definition of one yottabyte? Google.

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Just lucky the boxes weren't torn apart by the winds and child porn was strewn across seven different counties.

Snarboo said:

I think the article stated that the stash had to be carried out by a truck, so that's a good indication that those were pretty big boxes.

I know, I was replying to Danarchy. Thats what I was getting at.

Fredrik said:

What, the definition of one yottabyte? Google.

Oh, I thought you had a sight that might have had them listed or something.

AndrewB said:

No.

Calamitous disaster -> destroyed house -> kiddie porn found in ruins

thanks bye

S1lent said:

It didn't exactly say how big the boxes were though.

Congratulations on your working sarcasm detector!

Right...

That's awful, I hope the same thing doesn't happen to me ::scared::

sargebaldy said:

That's awful, I hope the same thing doesn't happen to me ::scared::

You don't want your giant stache of kiddy porn to be exposed by a hurricane?

Heh, pwned

S1lent said:

You don't want your giant stache of kiddy porn to be exposed by a hurricane?

isn't that almost exactly what was implied by what i said? how much do you need me to spell these things out?