Snarboo Posted November 9, 2004 Short, hilarious article someone showed to me on MSN recently: Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, Gets Bitten It's fortunate that the lions had been fed before they attacked the man. I'd love to see what other animals the man would try to convert.. "Believe in Jesus, Mr. Beluga Whale, and you shall not be poached into OBLIVION for your hedonistic, fish eating ways!" 0 Share this post Link to post
Lizardcommando Posted November 9, 2004 Hahha! I thought the picture was hilarious! You can put in so many crazy captions! Man: JESUS SAVES YOU! Lion: NO! I'm Jewish, asshole! Ok, so that was a bad example, but what I thought was even more hilarious was the closing statement for the article! 0 Share this post Link to post
Lobo Posted November 9, 2004 You should have seen the video then (it was all over the news over here) 0 Share this post Link to post
Doom Marine Posted November 9, 2004 Stupidity is classified as the eighth deadly sin. 0 Share this post Link to post
Cyb Posted November 9, 2004 Arioch said:Rome. Lions. Christians. the romans with lions and chariots and stuff weren't christian though, they had their set of gods which were just greek gods only with roman names they didn't start christianity until after the fall of the empire if I recall right 0 Share this post Link to post
Captain Red Posted November 9, 2004 I think Arioch is reffering to the days of old when they fed Christians to Lions in Rome. 0 Share this post Link to post
Remilia Scarlet Posted November 9, 2004 Damn, that could have been a Darwin Award. 0 Share this post Link to post
Graf Zahl Posted November 9, 2004 Just one more piece of proof that religion can cause brain damage... :D 0 Share this post Link to post
Gokuma Posted November 9, 2004 DJ_Haruko said:Damn, that could have been a Darwin Award. It's certainly an Honorable Mention. 0 Share this post Link to post
Captain Red Posted November 9, 2004 Am I the only one who's reminded of the old joke about the bare and the atheist? 0 Share this post Link to post
Ultraviolet Posted November 9, 2004 Cyb said:they didn't start christianity until after the fall of the empire if I recall right You are not correct. Emperor Constantine at one point had Christianity as the official religion of the empire. 0 Share this post Link to post
Job Posted November 9, 2004 Cyb said:they didn't start christianity until after the fall of the empire if I recall right Heh, go read The Davinci Code. It's a massive conspiracy, I tell you! 0 Share this post Link to post
Sephiroth Posted November 9, 2004 stupid people never fail to amuse me, ever. Good thing the lions had lunch before hand. I saw this in a few places. the romans adopted christianity towards the end of the empire. i think in sometime around 300 AD maybe. can't remember. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ralphis Posted November 9, 2004 Captain Red said:Am I the only one who's reminded of the old joke about the bare and the atheist? I love that joke 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted November 9, 2004 Ultraviolet said:You are not correct. Emperor Constantine at one point had Christianity as the official religion of the empire. Constantine was the first Emperor of Byzantine Empire (aka the Eastern Roman Empire), which was created when the old Empire of Rome had to be split in two because of all the barbarian invasions were too much for the leaders to handle. So technicaly that's correct if you call the split as the end of the Roman Empire. If you count the Byzantine Empire as the Roman Empire in that respect, then it lasted up until the Crusades 700 years later. Also, I think it was Justinian (a later Byzantine emperor), not Constantine who officialy converted them to Christianity. 0 Share this post Link to post
leileilol Posted November 10, 2004 Those crazy furry wannabes, when will they learn that lions absolutely hate everything else LIKE SOME GOTH 0 Share this post Link to post
Relica Religia Posted November 10, 2004 Dumb asshat should've been eaten. That would have set a decent example. 0 Share this post Link to post
Gokuma Posted November 10, 2004 Damn those who fed the lions so recently. 0 Share this post Link to post
myk Posted November 10, 2004 This guy's almost as stupid as Epyo's relatives... 0 Share this post Link to post
Csonicgo Posted November 10, 2004 YAY, it's a " let's see what we can do to bash christianity" thread! I love these! 0 Share this post Link to post
Revenant100 Posted November 10, 2004 Getting mauled by lions while screaming "JESUS WILL SAVE YOU!" would be such a cool way to die. 0 Share this post Link to post
Remilia Scarlet Posted November 10, 2004 Revenant100 said:Getting mauled by lions while screaming "JESUS WILL SAVE YOU!" would be such a cool way to die. Yeah, and then up in heaven you could tell St. Peters, "I told you I was hardcore." 0 Share this post Link to post
Gokuma Posted November 10, 2004 If only we can find a blue ring octopus for this guy to save. He won't survive that. 0 Share this post Link to post
DOOM Anomaly Posted November 10, 2004 This makes me laugh. :D Not the voilence part but, just the whole trying to convert lions and screaming how Jesus will save and the silly comments. Hahaha, what a good laugh. :D 0 Share this post Link to post
Amaster Posted November 10, 2004 Csonicgo said:YAY, it's a " let's see what we can do to bash christianity" thread! I love these! I dont think this has anything to do with Christianty or religion in general. The man is obviously a wacko. And what the hell was he trying to save the lions from? They're probably living in much better conditions than they would in the wild. 0 Share this post Link to post
Infinite Ammunition Posted November 10, 2004 DAMN YOU DANIELLLLLLLLLLLLLL 0 Share this post Link to post