Cheney's internal error

Apparently, Dick Cheney was short of breath, and used to smoke despite having three previous heart attacks.
Justice was almost served. Quite a shame.

You mean US Vice President, and I would hardly call him "almost dead".

no no, I meant US President, make no mistake about it.

Cheney has a heart?

So angry. Just for this topic I hope we invade some more countries, make it Cuba, that way Cheney can smoke some seized Cuban cigars, that would be great.

m0l0t0v said:
Cheney has a heart?

More or less, but they needed to attach a machine to it to make it run almost humanly.

He had a brief "shortness of breath" because he has a cold... it's common. Get over it, it's no big deal.

Oh gno today I jogged down to the drug store and when I got back I was short of breath. Maybe I should go to the hospital and waste taxpayer money. Oh that's right, I neither have access to socialized medicine nor am I being paid for invading other countries.

Danarchy said:

Oh gno today I jogged down to the drug store and when I got back I was short of breath. Maybe I should go to the hospital and waste taxpayer money. Oh that's right, I neither have access to socialized medicine nor am I being paid for invading other countries.

how exactly is that wasting taxpayer money if we don't have socialized health care?

Taxpayer funded health insurance? (i.e. Dick’s on the US governments payroll)

Dick cheney BIOS date 19xx
Intel 486/DX 120MHz
64333KB RAM ok

CMOS checksum error!
press F1 to continue F2 to enter setup.

LOL.

S1lent said:

He had a brief "shortness of breath" because he has a cold... it's common. Get over it, it's no big deal.

...and four previous heart attacks as well.

m0l0t0v is right though, this is as bizarre as President Bush suffering an aneurism.

EXTRA!

CHENEY! YOU NEED A HEART TO LIVE!

Scuba Steve said:
m0l0t0v is right though, this is as bizarre as President Bush suffering an aneurism.

he already did!

Reminds me of the FCC Song by Eric Idle (former member of Monty Python)

So f*** you dickhead Mr. Cheney too.
F*** you and f*** everything you do.
Your pacemaker must be fake
You haven't got a heart
As far as I'm concerned your just a pasty faced old fart

ROFL.:D

gatewatcher said:
So angry. Just for this topic I hope we invade some more countries, make it Cuba, that way Cheney can smoke some seized Cuban cigars, that would be great.

Hey, why not? It’d actually make MORE tactical sense then Iraq.