Doom Marine Posted November 14, 2004 Apparently, Dick Cheney was short of breath, and used to smoke despite having three previous heart attacks. Justice was almost served. Quite a shame. 0 Share this post Link to post
Epyo Posted November 14, 2004 You mean US Vice President, and I would hardly call him "almost dead". 0 Share this post Link to post
Doom Marine Posted November 14, 2004 no no, I meant US President, make no mistake about it. 0 Share this post Link to post
gatewatcher Posted November 14, 2004 So angry. Just for this topic I hope we invade some more countries, make it Cuba, that way Cheney can smoke some seized Cuban cigars, that would be great. 0 Share this post Link to post
myk Posted November 14, 2004 m0l0t0v said: Cheney has a heart? More or less, but they needed to attach a machine to it to make it run almost humanly. 0 Share this post Link to post
S1lent Posted November 14, 2004 He had a brief "shortness of breath" because he has a cold... it's common. Get over it, it's no big deal. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted November 14, 2004 Oh gno today I jogged down to the drug store and when I got back I was short of breath. Maybe I should go to the hospital and waste taxpayer money. Oh that's right, I neither have access to socialized medicine nor am I being paid for invading other countries. 0 Share this post Link to post
Quast Posted November 14, 2004 Danarchy said:Oh gno today I jogged down to the drug store and when I got back I was short of breath. Maybe I should go to the hospital and waste taxpayer money. Oh that's right, I neither have access to socialized medicine nor am I being paid for invading other countries. how exactly is that wasting taxpayer money if we don't have socialized health care? 0 Share this post Link to post
Captain Red Posted November 14, 2004 Taxpayer funded health insurance? (i.e. Dick’s on the US governments payroll) 0 Share this post Link to post
Sephiroth Posted November 14, 2004 Dick cheney BIOS date 19xx Intel 486/DX 120MHz 64333KB RAM ok CMOS checksum error! press F1 to continue F2 to enter setup. 0 Share this post Link to post
Scuba Steve Posted November 14, 2004 S1lent said:He had a brief "shortness of breath" because he has a cold... it's common. Get over it, it's no big deal. ...and four previous heart attacks as well. m0l0t0v is right though, this is as bizarre as President Bush suffering an aneurism. 0 Share this post Link to post
Captain Red Posted November 15, 2004 EXTRA! CHENEY! YOU NEED A HEART TO LIVE! Scuba Steve said: m0l0t0v is right though, this is as bizarre as President Bush suffering an aneurism.he already did! 0 Share this post Link to post
exp(x) Posted November 16, 2004 Reminds me of the FCC Song by Eric Idle (former member of Monty Python) So f*** you dickhead Mr. Cheney too. F*** you and f*** everything you do. Your pacemaker must be fake You haven't got a heart As far as I'm concerned your just a pasty faced old fart 0 Share this post Link to post
Captain Red Posted November 16, 2004 gatewatcher said: So angry. Just for this topic I hope we invade some more countries, make it Cuba, that way Cheney can smoke some seized Cuban cigars, that would be great. Hey, why not? It’d actually make MORE tactical sense then Iraq. 0 Share this post Link to post