Scuba Steve Posted February 9, 2005 The Your Gaming Console's Name's new microprocessor will enable games to render nearly 50 times more 3D image data than Competing Console's Name, a serious leap over their much-vaunted console, which processes 3 million polygons with all effects in use. In fact, the Your Gaming Console's Name's chip is to have data-processing speed several times faster than that of Fastest personal computer to date, the latest in desktop computing. Your Company claims that the Your Gaming Console's Name will be the gateway to a new world of digital entertainment with its combination of "breathtaking digital graphics, superb sound, and DVD-Video playback". The Your Gaming Console's Name Will usher in a new era of scinematic quality graphics. Imagine playing games in your own home with the same quality and visual beauty that you see in the movies you watch with effects and animation rivaling that of Hollywood. The Your Gaming Console's Name will certainly be the hot commodity of 2005, and Your Company expects it to stomp the competiton. Look for the Your Gaming Console's Name this Fall. Now... just distribute this to all the regular gaming sites and news organizations. You can expect your fanbase to build to enormous levels within 6-8 weeks, and defend your positions vehemetly so you don't have to. 0 Share this post Link to post
DOOM Anomaly Posted February 9, 2005 I always knew that My gaming console would be a grand playing-experience. :D Now I shall share it with the world! :D 0 Share this post Link to post
Captain Red Posted February 9, 2005 There is a potential penis joke to be made here, but I have not the skill to from one. 0 Share this post Link to post
Darkhaven Posted February 10, 2005 Sure, all in good fun, but can the Your Gaming Console's Name make me a sandwich? 0 Share this post Link to post
Scuba Steve Posted February 10, 2005 That's the best part about Your Gaming Console, it can do whatever hollow promises you say it can in press releases and interviews! 0 Share this post Link to post
Alboroto Posted February 10, 2005 Will Your Gaming Console make the world a better place? 0 Share this post Link to post
Ralphis Posted February 11, 2005 Your Gaming Console will unite the people of the world with it's unique, exclusive 128 player wireless broadband hi-speed internet connectivity. 0 Share this post Link to post
Bucket Posted February 11, 2005 Pff. Just because Your Gaming Console can do Your Latest Graphic Rendering Buzzwords doesn't mean the games are going to be any better than Your Rotting 8-bit Piece of Shit. Besides, if I wanted all of that, I could just go play Your $1800 PC Rig That Your Dad Paid For. 0 Share this post Link to post
Submerge Posted February 11, 2005 Will your gaming console have Doom 4 as well? And a built in cappucino machine? No? Ah well, back to galaga. 0 Share this post Link to post
Darkhaven Posted February 12, 2005 The Shit-a-mo-tron 4000 new microprocessor will enable games to render nearly 50 times more 3D image data than anything Microsoft can pull out of their asses, a serious leap over their much-vaunted console, which processes 3 million polygons with all effects in use. In fact, the Shit-a-mo-tron 4000's chip is to have data-processing speed several times faster than that of my 2500+ Barton XP, the latest in desktop computing. Dipstick Incorporated claims that the Shit-a-mo-tron 4000 Name will be the gateway to a new world of digital entertainment with its combination of "breathtaking digital graphics, superb sound, and DVD-Video playback". The Shit-a-mo-tron 4000 Will usher in a new era of scinematic quality graphics. Imagine playing games in your own home with the same quality and visual beauty that you see in the movies you watch with effects and animation rivaling that of Hollywood. The Shit-a-mo-tron 4000 will certainly be the hot commodity of 2005, and Your Company expects it to stomp the competiton. Look for the Shit-a-mo-tron 4000 this Fall. 0 Share this post Link to post
Submerge Posted February 12, 2005 The Degeneratron! "I'll never go to school again!" 0 Share this post Link to post