Taste and Feel the AZN Experience!

You're not worthy.

"What, are you saying you don't like the way I think?"

From the website's description:
Lightning Bolt, the one and only energy drink crafted by martial arts expert and herbal specialist Steven Seagal

*cough, cough*

Features:

* 100% Pure Steven Seagal Juice
* Designed for intense mortal combat or any extreme situation requiring ultimate energy
* Can has Steven Seagal’s face on it (who could ask for more!?!)

Steven Seagal Juice? Sounds more like a martial arts gay fuel to me...

Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt is available in 2 great juicy flavors!

'nuff said.

SEGAL WILL KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES.

Seriously I heard Seagal is the only American to ever open a martial arts school in Japan. He wasn't someone you'd want to mess with even before he had this. Now he could totally go Pai Mei on all of you.

I hope there are hallucinagenics in there.

Thanks no, I'll keep my side arm and 6 years of training with it...
Physical confrontation bores me O:)

Yeha, hed probably kick my ass...**

I'll stick to Bawls thank you.

Then the white man from the west came with there thundersticks, not to mention the "thunderstar" that fell from the heaven's later on..

I drink Monster.... Assault... Unworthy people drink Red Bull.

But uh... What is up with Energy drinks anyway? They taste the same... kinda... And they are for one purpous. To keep you pepped.

Segal's drink might have to be bought.. looks devastating.

Lightning Bolt will give you the strength you need to punch your adversary’s faces through plate glass windows day in and day out!

heh. tweak out on my crack juice and kill people. I can't stand those "energy" drinks.

BlackFish said:

I'll stick to Bawls thank you.

Another Mason!

DarkFoxSoldier20 said:

I drink Monster.... Assault... Unworthy people drink Red Bull.

But uh... What is up with Energy drinks anyway? They taste the same... kinda... And they are for one purpous. To keep you pepped.

Monster owns. Full Throttle's pretty good, but not near as good as monster for the price point.

Why not just cheap Green or Oolong tea? Red Bull is really shitty and loaded to hell with salt.

Great, another energy drink. Heart attack in a can. I had a Red Bull once and my bones were all vibrating.

Danarchy said:

Great, another energy drink. Heart attack in a can. I had a Red Bull once and my bones were all vibrating.

Red Bull is a horrible synthetic stimulant. This is different if it's truly all-natural.

Red Bull gives you wings. *cough*Bullshit*cough*