WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive?)

It seems that our original ancestors tooled around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says that God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.

Psalm 83 indicates that the Almighty owned at least two cars -- a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."

Perhaps Moses favored Dodge pickup trucks, because his followers are instructed not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."

No doubt Moses used his truck for work, but when he went cruising, he did so in a flashy sportscar, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."

Moses' protégé, Joshua, also drove a Triumph -- but Joshua's Triumph had a hole in its muffler because the Bible says, "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

Following the Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda, for the Bible says, "The Apostles were in one Accord."

So, WWJD?

I thought jesus drove an Opel.

This is old. And for that, you get Oldsmobile.

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Bloodshedder said:

This is old. And for that, you get Oldsmobile.

There is a special feeling in Oldsmobile...

He does indeed drive an Accord, but it's disguised as a Dodge Viper.

'78 delta 88 royale

Your mom.

myk said:

Your mom.

You like saying that do you?

1972 AMC Gremlin

A bible bus.

Jesus Chrysler Super Car.

two dollars it has " honk if you love me" on the back of it.

Jesus drives his left sandal (the right one fell and got adored by zealots).

I don't know what Jesus drives, but I hear he builds a mean hot-rod..

I'm sure Satan drives a Chevy.. a 68 Camaro maybe.

It has to be a Chevy. Why else would I also be driving one?

If the guy can walk on water why the hell would he need a car?

Rotting Corpse said:

If the guy can walk on water why the hell would he need a car?

1. driving is faster than walking
2. he can't fly
3. what does having the ability to walk on water have to do with whether or not one would drive a vehicle around? however, if he decided to stay on the water and never leave I could understand him not needing a car.

Favourite post in awhile.

I'd have to say Mazda AZ-1

http://www.kcc.zaq.ne.jp/super1600models/gallary/big.az-1.jpg

That looks like a toy car to me. I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't drive a toy around.

http://www.doomworld.com/gbd2/images/wagon.gif

I think he would drive an old Messerschmidt Motorcycle. Reliable and not even slightly luxurious or comfortable.

I think he'd drive a Pinto.

I would like for him to drive a '57 chevy belair, because thats my favorite car, but it would most likely be an AMC pacer.

A Yugo, since he advocates humility. And he'd perform the miracle of actually making it able to drive. And drive well, at that.

You guys are all wrong, Jesus would drive my car because I have IDDQD license plates.

Jesus would drive the biggest bus imaginable, so he could take all of us straight to hell!!!

Scuba Steve said:

Scuba,I am puzzled as to why your mid 80's Ford land barge is right hand drive.And since you live in the US and going by the liscence plate it appears the picture has been mirroed.

EXPLAIN!

You just answered your own question.