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TheDarkArchon

Genitals of doom monsters?

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TheDarkArchon said:



hence it's female ;)


That's just a shadow buddy.

edit:
Damn it Scuba Steve!
Why did you add so much detail to the CacoDemon's penis!?

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Demons have no genitals, hence no gender. Hereby we refer to demons as "it".

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Perhaps you just can't see their genitals (with the obvious exception of Scuba Steve's Caco). There are plenty of real animals with non-obvious genitals that are certainly male or female.

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Let me simplify things a bit...

These are DEMONS.
They are all asexual.
they DO NOT have genders
they DO NOT have genitals.
A pussy is NOT just a big gaping hole in between a woman's leg.

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Of course gender doesn't really matter. As long as it has an anus to stick a gun up and blow away, any other orifices are irrelevant.

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Enjay said:

How do you know that demons are asexual?

Because they don't breed; they're spawned.

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HWGuy said:

The shotgun is male because it has a very long barrel.

As a word, though, I really think it's a female. Actually she is female in my language.

Note: I haven't served in the army yet and it is likely to never do it; I'm not sure how to translate BFG (the big gun part) and the other names are rather speculative. If anyone knows better, please correct me.

punch=pumn; male
chainsaw=drujbã; female
pistol=pistol; neuter
shotgun=puscã; female
chaingun=mitralierã Gatling; female
rocket launcher=aruncãtor de grenade/rachete; neuter
plasma rifle=puscã de plasmã; female

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TheDarkArchon said:



hence it's female ;)

wow! looks like a cyberdemon just got trough with it mate! **

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Craigs said:

A pussy is NOT just a big gaping hole in between a woman's leg.


I've seen your mother and disagree

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Unfortunately for all of us. Berserker Fury Pack is male...and we've all hit it at least once :(

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sidarmas said:

Unfortunately for all of us. Berserker Fury Pack is male...and we've all hit it at least once :(




Homosexual orgy in DO-TIMS? More at eleven.

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The Yankees? Well one thing I know, no world series. Maybe not even the division. That is, if you were seriously asking.

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DJShrimpy said:
And the Cacodemons and Pain Elementals are female because if you look at the back of them you can clearly see an anus + vagina (lol).


This, my childe, has been a matter of philosophical debate between the Elders of Doom ( and a primary cause of banned posters/posts, may I add) :-)

The most innocent theories about the nature of these uhm...holes, are:

a) Gills.
b) Pressure equalizers, due to the gaseous-floating nature of cacos/pain elementals.
c) Inflation holes used by Cyberdemons to inflate Cacos like balls.

Anyway, try looking at the behind of most Doom sprites: the designers obviously spent a great deal of time adding disturbing detail to most monster's behind :-)

Just see that cybie butt whiggle.

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