another idea: drunk doom

after doom 2, doomguy gets drunk in celebration and accidentally activates the gateway to hell. and the demons come again, ofcourse. and so for the game your vision gets blury at times and your head kinda swirls around. and when you shoot, your gun shoots around randomly. and in the background you can hear doomguy drunkedly yelling stuff like "lets party like its 1999" and "well keees mar greeeets varmit" and etc.

also maybe you meet other marines and stuff and they give you missions that you have to do, but you cant hear them because drunk. and theres a 'mission objectives' log that you can pop up, but its always full of question marks and giberish since you dont pay attention to what they tell you to do. and you shoot the good marines as well as demons both.

Foofoo said:
"lets party like its 1999"

Yeah, and the music this time isn't just by Bobby Prince, it's by Prince himself!

DOOM : Animal House Edition?

This wad would surpass everything else if it included passages from that doom fanfic. "John, you are the demons."

Shut up!

(types in Blood's drunk cheat)

as long as it contains a ceratain ammount of impse...

Have a screen buffer that's transparent and does not clear and you are all set for the effect.

Fewer posts about good ideas, more wads making use of them!

hey check this out: doomguy turns into an imp doom combined with drunk doom. the story could be that doomguy turns into an imp has gone through too much media attention because of his parent's celebrity status, and he takes to alcoholism.

You're just not trying anymore.

haha like i ever have

heh, kinda like the shrooms in ROTT?

oooh yeah. forgot all about those.
maybe a little less bouncy/annoying would do.

http://www.olddoom.com/creationsfiles/doomcomicimg.gif

after doom 2, doomguy gets drunk in celebration and woke up with an imp.

impClaw said:

as long as it contains a ceratain ammount of impse...

You could restore your health by having sex with imps with boobs.

sex with one imp: 50 hp
sex with 2 imps: 100 hp
sex with 3 imps: Raises health to 200 regardless of how much health you currently have
sex with 4 imps and 2 bisexual imps: 666 health

sex with a male imp: Instant death

sex with a male imp: AIDS. could be like a poison thing, wears your health off over time

Imp-buttsex sounds disturbing.

...why has this not been made?

I think people have tried, but went insane. It's, like, the new Necronomicon.

How about the boobless imps may or may not be female -- if it turns out it's male, you slowly die, but if it turns out it's female, it's just a child imp and you get pedo health point bonuses for a while.

Well another thing, you should need to keep drinking, because if you go too long without drinking, it starts to wear off, and you start taking 'hangover damage' knocking off your health. Maybe it's a quest to find a hangover cure so you don't have to suffer when your buzz wears off.

There should be a mod designed for people who play Doom drunk. That's where the real fun's at. Well... If you're drinking alone. *sad face emoticon*

Ultraviolet said:

How about the boobless imps may or may not be female -- if it turns out it's male, you slowly die, but if it turns out it's female, it's just a child imp and you get pedo health point bonuses for a while.

Hey. That's an insult to all the flat imp women out there.