Dumbest. Criminal. Alive.

http://thatvideosite.com/video/3587
American citizens hit a new low everyday, but this guy takes the whole cake.

Ahaha. I like how he tried to jump back up into the roof and failed. The best part of all though is him walking down the aisles with a shopping cart as if he were a paying customer.

TOOOO FUNNNY!

Why didn't he die

Edit: Sorry to whore your thread but this is just as awesome http://thatvideosite.com/video/2524

OMFG I just died

Sometimes, when you can't get it right the first time, it just may be a hint that you really shouldn't do it at all. What a moron.

Hehe, I'm suprised that he didn't die from his second fall.

If it was black and white .. it'd be like a modern silent comedy.

I'm sorry to post another but this had me rolling.

http://thatvideosite.com/video/3429

Bloodskull said:
http://thatvideosite.com/video/3587
American citizens hit a new low everyday, but this guy takes the whole cake.

Heh. Goes without saying; don't shoplift while high!

http://www.courttv.com/onair/shows/red/red_player.html?id=331&link=RED
This also qualifies as "Dumbest criminal ever"

Jesus crap, more like most indestructible criminal ever. He landed on his head once, and once with his back over a shelf full of bottles and he was still walking around.

Edit:

alterworldruler said:

http://www.courttv.com/onair/shows/red/red_player.html?id=331&link=RED
This also qualifies as "Dumbest criminal ever"

HAHAHA. You should like, watch the video in the OP. You might notice something.

God made that guy dancing slam his face into the ground, because he looks like a troll or something.

alterworldruler said:

http://www.courttv.com/onair/shows/red/red_player.html?id=331&link=RED
This also qualifies as "Dumbest criminal ever"

Uhh... that's the same video Bloodskull posted...