Tequila!

**goes to the ABC store....

Is a major factor in dancing like a retard!

LOL. I love Cuervo gold, but it always gives me a case of limpy dick. It makes me numb everywhere.

Is a major factor in doing everything like a retard. Sort of hard to do it in moderation isn't it? Those worms are a bit weird too but they won't kill you.

The worm is VERY important. Don't you know how to do the ritual?

Tequila wont solve your problems... trust me.