The question mankind has been asking for centuries

If you could pick one song to have a lapdance to, what would it be?

Go.

Little Drummer Boy. Parumpapapum!

4:33 by John Cage

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

Depends. My choice would probably switch weekly. Right now, it's "BUT" by Koda Kumi, which has been in my playlist all freakin' night. Otherwise, it would probably be an Utada Hikaru song.

Linguica said:

4:33 by John Cage

Heh.

It's raining men.

exp(x) said:

Heh.

For the record, I would have chosen it as well. So I guess I also get credit for wit.

That song that's called "The Lap Dance is Always Better When the Stripper is Crying" or something that my friend is always talking about.

No, not really. I don't think I'd ever bother getting a lap dance or even going to a strip club, so I don't know. Probably something by Steely Dan, like Do It Again, or Rikki Don't Lose That Number.

Beethoven's Symphony no. 9

The Motorhomes - Into the Night

Cant really think of a song that would go good without joking about it, like maybe "macho man" by the village people. seen a friend get a lap dance once, stretch marks and all.. but thats just my area. theres a strip joint by me smack dab in suburbia that they have been trying to get rid of for a long time. its crack 'ho central.

Sir Mix-A-Lot

"Baby Got Back"

Tunak Tunak Tun

No song would suffice. I don't want to hear some man's voice in the background.

Misirlou

Danarchy said:

That song that's called "The Lap Dance is Always Better When the Stripper is Crying" or something that my friend is always talking about.

BloodHound Gang. I believe from Hooray for Boobies album

Antidote said:

No song would suffice. I don't want to hear some man's voice in the background.

I've been told that women sing too. ;)

Metallica: Creeping Death

Mick Jagger's Use Me.

Alboroto said:

Tunak Tunak Tun

Thread won.

Danarchy said:

Thread won.

from the youtube Tunak clip:

This is anti-chain!

If you are reading this than you are under the protection of anti-chain so you never have to forward a chain mail ever again. If you do you will recieve bad punishment for ever and will be cursed.

The Anti-Chain has spoken!!!

God I love the internet.

Anything by Weird Al. Especially "Fat."

The Sesame Street theme song.

Rath Child America: I'm not drunk, I'm just drinking..

DJ Assault - Ass N Titties

Obviously.

The theme from teletubbies


*You've Been Tubbiefragged!*

Neil Diamond - Girl, you'll be a woman soon.

Whatever sounded the best coming out of her mouth. Bonus points if she can turn a gagging sound into beautiful music.

Ride of the Valkyries

The MacGyver Theme Song