Steven Seagal's Lightning bolt

I still laugh my ass off every time I visit that site (which hasn't been updated since January 2006)...

http://www.lightningdrink.com/

From http://www.lightningdrink.com/steven/formulating.html:

Steven Seagal now can add “Energy Drink formulator” to a list of talents that already includes veteran actor, singer/songwriter, guitarist, and Aikido black belt.

Needless to say, this site where "Steven Seagal's Lightning bolt" is ripped to shit is also a must:

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/seagal-lightningbolt/

T I M E L I N E

also, http://seagalology.com/?products

Ah you mean this... http://www.doomworld.com/vb/everything-else/34038-taste-and-feel-the-azn-experience/

Well, sorree.

I'm still waiting for the alleged Steven Seagal after-shave, though.

Heh, the character for "ki" on the front is a nice touch. Maybe I should drink this before Aikido practice.

I found out the guy's a freaking singer last weekend.

http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/article.asp?Id=0000006