Doomed Food

I went to a Chinese restaurunt the other evening with my friend and on the menu they had "IMP CHOP SUEY" and I said to the guy what the hell is that? He explained to me it is Imp Chop Suey and I said to him what is it made out of? he said Imp. Oh, I said to him what type of Imp. He said the Imps from Doom and I replied "WHAT!". Well I proceeded to order it and I must say to you it was the best food I've ever had in my whole life. I suggest that you should try Imp Chop Suey next time you go down to your Chinese restaurunt. To me it tasted a bit like Pork and Chicken blended together, but with a sweet and sour approach and kinda spicy and hot. But that was natural due to the facts that Imps can shoot fireballs.

Wow, I would have been shocked as well. That is just toooo funny.

I'm not surprised they taste like chicken.

I hope to see them on a menu around here one day. I will surely try them. Cool Find!

Short for "Imperial", perhaps?

It's made of imperial?

I just got back from a Chinese buffet and had some Imp Chop Suey, myself.

I wonder when Olive Garden is going to have Caco Meat Balls...

I wonder when there will be some random guy on the street who'll make a doom reference and I'll be there to hear it.

That's pretty suprising, from a random person.

I wear the IDKFA shirt (from id store) and only one person approached me and knew what it was.

Why didnt you respond "I'd like to encounter that"

Whoaa, that's sick. I never had any food doom related since Doom Cereal. There's a chinese food restaurant right next door to my workplace, I'll have to check it out. What's the name of the restaurant?

Would Baronjager count? It's a liquor.

There is a shop called cybershop in Finland which sells cyberdemon spare parts. Oh, and that imp chop suey is truly magnificent food-it tastes like what pcorf described it would.

Inferno said:

Would Baronjager count? It's a liquor.

It would have to be Baronofhelljager.

Wow. I want dome of that. Top it off with some caccodemon blood to drink

What next? John Romero is the waiter?

one time i ate a spider mastermind. pause. NOT!

Butts said:

one time i ate a spider mastermind. pause. NOT!

Very niiice!

High FIVE!!!.... I still ehh, like ehh my Imp Chop!

I wonder what the restaraunt itself would be called... Hell Knight of the round table?

Burger Baron of Hell?

Hellish Godzilla said:

Burger Baron of Hell?

Burger Baron. Holy shit, Can I use that in the future for my restaurant?

how about "Demon Dine-In". Home of the Cacoburger

pinky nuggets?
lost soulwiches?


meh...

I could see someone using this as a source of inspiration for a weapons mod. Instead of punching, shooting, burning, etc. demons, you just eat them, and instead of weapons you just have different eating utensils.

Craigs said:

I could see someone using this as a source of inspiration for a weapons mod. Instead of punching, shooting, burning, etc. demons, you just eat them, and instead of weapons you just have different eating utensils.

To take that idea a step further(?) - a mod to play as a genetically enhanced pinkie demon! Maybe view the game from inside the beasts mouth :-)

Getting back on topic - anyone want a Doom Burger?

Craigs said:

I could see someone using this as a source of inspiration for a weapons mod. Instead of punching, shooting, burning, etc. demons, you just eat them, and instead of weapons you just have different eating utensils.

Hey, you could use a spork launcher as a BFG9000

DeumReaper said:

I wear the IDKFA shirt (from id store) and only one person approached me and knew what it was.

You're doing well! The number plate on my bike has IDDQD at the bottom. Not one person has even asked me what it means (which is probably a good thing).

http://www.duellist.net/temp/smallplate.jpg

Russell_P said:
Not one person has even asked me what it means (which is probably a good thing).

I wouldn't ask either, and instead try to run you over with my truck to see if it works!

Did anyone else suddenly get really hungry?

My stomach rumbled.