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Titles for usurpers and maladicts.

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BLOOM COUNTY = BEST NEWSPAPER FUNNY EVER.

I say 'The Far Side' is the best, and PA is the best webcomic followed closely by 8-bit theater.


Feh, PA sucks. Yeah, listen again.

PENNY ARCADE SUCKS! HEAR ME?

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Penny Arcade isn't funny
it's like a comic filled with so many inside jokes that it appeals to one guy

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BLOOM COUNTY = BEST NEWSPAPER FUNNY EVER.

I say 'The Far Side' is the best, and PA is the best webcomic followed closely by 8-bit theater.

Garfield.

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Garfield.

Heh, beat me to it.

That was about the only comic I read back in the day. Haven't read it in years though.

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I liked Bloom County..... *snickers* especially the book collections. A pity that bastard lost them all... -.-*

I want a title! Err... a not-really-bad one. "All your hedgehogs belong to me" or something... bah. I won't get one -.-;;...

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Yo garfield is some pretty tight shit, ya'll. Beetle Bailey, The Far Side, and Life in hell are pretty tight too. Dat comic Da boonies is pretty funny too, cuz I can relate to a lot of shit in it!

By da way... anybody here know what ever happened to Heathcliff?

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By da way... anybody here know what ever happened to Heathcliff?

Heh, my friend watched that TV show everyday back when it still aired on Nickelodeon, like 10 or so years ago. I never really liked it.

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By da way... anybody here know what ever happened to Heathcliff?

Heh, my friend watched that TV show everyday back when it still aired on Nickelodeon, like 10 or so years ago. I never really liked it.


Cartoons are only funny after about 5 bowls ^_^

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Cumswilling Assfairy
Lurfy Cumquat
Scrotal Blister
Rectum Spelunking Echidna
Fucktard
Fuckwit
Fuckstain
Fucksplash
Fuckshit
Fuckwank
Fucksniff
Fuckodor
Fuckless
Fucker
Fuckee
Fuckless
TOTAL FUCKING MORON
Absolutely Unbelievably Goddamn Stoopid
Shit For Brains
I am a block of velveeta carved to look like Ronald Reagan
My dick is bigger than my nose, I think
I wipe my ass with envelopes
I have a paper cut on my ear
I can hear colors
Turtles are cuddley
I WOULD FUCK THE NEIGHBOR'S GOAT IF ONLY IT DIDN'T KEEP OUTSMARTING ME
I like it when you call me a whore
I like it in the ass
Violate my ear canal
Lüt's bitch #2308472304723047.2
Linguica's useless sex slave
Zaldron's moving target
HUKT ON FONIX FUKT ME UP!
I am an ass sucker. I see ass and I suck it.
I lost my dick
I like it when daddy touches me
I use white out instead of pressing delete
I use BEOS for it's vast selection of software
Jackhole
Mime whore
I can fit a quarter roll in my ass easily
INSIPID CUNT
TWATBUTTER
ASSJELLY
RAMFLAN
I eat my own shit because I'm too lazy to cook
CAPTAIN FUCKBRAIN
Dimfart
Elephant of the ant community
I can swallow a parakeet whole
I have no teeth
I fantasize about cartwheeling giraffes
JEFFK 0WNZ ME
Something Awful sucks
I SUCK COCK FOR PWADS
I am addicted to paste
I bent my wookie
Someone unscrew my head and fill it with goat cheese
I CAN'T THINK
I AM INCAPABLE OF THOUGHT
I AM A GODDAMN LOSER
I play with puppies
The only pussy I've been close to meowed at me
I saw my mom naked and liked it
My sister won't let me fuck her. Why?

...and the worst insult of them all...

BigBadGangsta outwitted me


=)

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...and the worst insult of them all...

BigBadGangsta outwitted me


=)


You said fuckless twice and you forgot

Cactus Fucking Twat Smack

I Jerk Off To The I Hate You Pages

My Mom Has Me Pussy Whipped

My Uncle Touched Me...5 Minutes Ago

I Was Molested As A Child...Did I Mention I'm 8?

I Have The I.Q. Of Drywall

I Type With One Hand Cause I Fist My Ass

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Far Side and PA are my favorites. And PA isn't hard to understand, you just gotta follow gaming/hardware news on a daily basis. Reading the news of that specific day helps a lot. Some of them I have no fucking clue since I'm no console player, but those related to PC gaming truly shine if you know enough about your shit.

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Penny Arcade isn't funny
it's like a comic filled with so many inside jokes that it appeals to one guy

Umm...K. I must be that one guy. I get about 90% of it, but like Zaldron said, the console references are sometimes lost on me. I just love how they dis Romero all the time.

Garfield.

D'oh! How could I forget that? It's the only comic of which I've actualy bought the books of. I need to get some more...

Cartoons are only funny after about 5 bowls ^_^

Heh. For some reason I find some cartoons extremely funny, like Ren and Stimpy or Rocko's Modern Life. I used to watch those back in the day, and now I see those old Ren and Stimpy episodes and think 'they actualy let kids watch this? No wonder I'm so fucked up.'

Cartoons like The Simpsons, the Critic, and Family Guy are all great too, but they are more sitcom than cartoon anyway.

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When's Ling gonna pass out titles again?

Heh, some of us got them before we expected too! :>

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Yes, well, SOME of us would like to get ones VOLUNTARILY.

Things like "Asshat" and "DOLT" don't really do it for me. Even though "Asshat" is pretty freaking funny.

DC

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You think I wanted this? Y9ou have to make the most of it when it hits you. At least DOLT isn't too offensive.

You need to watch out. You might get one you didn't plan on having if you keep bringing this up.. I've seen it happen more than once now..

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I'm almost to the point that I'd welcome something like that. ALMOST.

DC

Be careful what you wish for, you may get it.
(forum whore, dumbass, loser, total retard.... DOLT!)

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I'm almost to the point that I'd welcome something like that. ALMOST.

DC

Be careful what you wish for, you may get it.
(forum whore, dumbass, loser, total retard.... DOLT!)

He doesn't spam enough to get "forum whore"

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Dandelion snorter (Read Bloom County, anyone?)


BLOOM COUNTY = BEST NEWSPAPER FUNNY EVER.


yes.

Best cartoon show: clerks

Where's "penis wrinkle"?

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I wanna contribute some titles:

CockFeather
Drained Nut
Pink Sperm
Sperm Muncher
TIT Ball
Tweezer Wank

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Best cartoon show: clerks

Yeah, I rented the DVD that has all 6 episodes on it. Kevin Smith is DA MAN!

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That's the thing, though. I DON'T spam, and most of my posts are at least marginally coherent. I'm not saying I should get a title pronouncing my immediate deification, I'm just saying that I think I do alright in the community, given my various chemical imbalances.

DC

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Members like you have to just wait patiently for title day, I'm afraid. Look at AV64, he's almost 2000 posts and no title.

Spammers like me find trouble without looking for it! ;>

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So, I can either wait patiently for title day, or I can become the next diluted...

I think I'll wait, thank you.

DC

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