Nobody

Hello everyone,

Fate and my love of doom have brought me here, and hopefully my charm will keep me here. First though, i would like to get something out of the way. I am NOT shotgun bill. A lot of people get us mixed up and think we look alike and stuff but i am not him.

oh yeah, FIRST POST!!!

hmm... tsk tsk...

YOU'RE BEING WATCHED!!!

(You and all your other 200 accounts.)

I just wanna say dat once da mods is done tearin' his ass apart, I got dibs on his head.... it would look good on my shelf!

.............naw, just playin. :P

Maybe if you don't spam da forums they'll let ya stick around this time.

This is already a messed up thread so might as well beg for hw help:

Can anybody speak spanish out there? I need help with my god damn spanish hw. I'm asking here as my last resort since I don't really know of any friends that can help me. Please MSG me on AIM: "MoSeS MoOoSe" I need help!

Can anybody speak spanish out there? I need help with my god damn spanish hw.

Wait for Zaldron to show up later tonight.

looks like I'll have to.

I'm a nobody. Are you a nobody too?

... dammit, how does the rest of that poem go?

Not-Shotgun_Bill

And-Pigs_Fly

Not-Shotgun_Bill

Saying that makes it all the more obvious. You're Shotgun Bill with a different name.

come here zaldron,
/me takes out a nice big pic of ralphis Zaldron could have some photoshop phun with .
(maybe that will lure him in here)

See? This is exactly what this post was for.

Let's see..... what would be a good one for him..... ah! One of deadnail's!

I wipe my ass with envelopes

There, that should save Lut and Ling some brain power.

Orion: http://deathwarrior.slipgate.org/unidoom/ralphis.jpg

lmao

nm I got help, thanks anyway.

/me looks at thread title and gasps "SHOTGUN BILL IS BACK!"
/me looks at the username Not-Shotgun_Bill
Whew! For a second there I was worried!

I'm a nobody. Are you a nobody too?

You're not a nobody. You're a total retard.

Not-Shotgun_Bill

Saying that makes it all the more obvious. You're Shotgun Bill with a different name.

How old are you really?

penis

penis butter

NAD JELLY!

Not-Shotgun_Bill

Saying that makes it all the more obvious. You're Shotgun Bill with a different name.

Stupidity cannot be concealed.

penis

penis butter

NAD JELLY!

Heh, Toby, you're weird!

Not-Shotgun_Bill

Saying that makes it all the more obvious. You're Shotgun Bill with a different name.

Wow, nothing gets past doomboy. Thanks for pointing it out, I'm sure nobody else realised.

Not-Shotgun_Bill

Saying that makes it all the more obvious. You're Shotgun Bill with a different name.

Wow, nothing gets past doomboy. Thanks for pointing it out, I'm sure nobody else realised.
</sarcasm>

I'm sure no one figured THAT out.</sarcasm></sarcasm></sarcasm>

I'm sure no one figured THAT out.</sarcasm></sarcasm></sarcasm>

I am sure no one was cognisant of THAT </sarcasm></sarcasm></sarcasm></sarcasm><sarcasm>

I'm sure no one figured THAT out.</sarcasm></sarcasm></sarcasm>

I am sure no one was cognisant of THAT </sarcasm></sarcasm></sarcasm></sarcasm><sarcasm>

I am sure no one was cognisant of THAT </sarcasm></sarcasm></sarcasm></sarcasm><sarcasm> </sarcasm></sarcasm><sarcasm>

Quit it or I ban someone </not_sarcasm>

Orion, spanish? Huh? What?

Quit it or I ban someone

Yeah right, like thats REALLY going to help.

Quit it or I ban someone </not_sarcasm>

Does it mean everything AFTER that line is sarcasm? Should I take anything you say in the future seriously?

Orion, spanish? Huh? What?

I was going to ask you if you could help me with something, but I already got help from someone else, spend the whole day memorizing tha paragraph word for wrod and in the last minute forgot everything and failed. Normally I wouldn't care for that, but it was a part of my final exam, soo... FUCK ME!

No, thanks, but bad luck. Bah, if Zaldron had been around earlier that probs wouldn't have happened. See, Zaldron, it's all your fault. [j/k]

Oh, and I don't care if he's back, I'm not a moderater ;)