I'm Bored

...so I thought of something to do.

Everyone...what annoying banner is on your screen right now?

WIN A MICROSOFT CLICK HERE XBOX PREMIER PACK

Heh, I got a FAT déjà vu right now.

Hmmm...
Apparently I have an urgent message that my input is needed, and by answering 3 simple questions to get my gifts.

You know, another group of people went around asking people 3 simple questions and giving them 'gifts'. They were called the NAZIS!

*note...'Gift' is German for 'poison'

My banner right now is this, and it's not annoying at all. In fact, that's the only banner I get after messing around with /etc/hosts. (Windows people can do it to, I believe the file is WINDOWS\hosts.txt or something)

"How bald are you" on the thread. (Gimme a few years... *sniff*)

"Free credit report online" on the posting page. (Give us your SSN and credit card numbers, go on, don't be shy.)

"Target Acquired, Fire, DIRECT HIT ... Mission Complete. REAL WAR: A real-time military strategy game using real military A.I."

POETRY CONTEST

Hmmm..the banner I see now appears to be a picture of guys at a urinal, while illiterate people are chatting on the side. The only phrase I can make out is 'I promise it's tight.' Hmmm...

hey a date with buffy


coooooooooooooooooool


maybe I can thrust my stake into her innermost dark places....


mwahahaha....


or however that goes.

hey a date with buffy


coooooooooooooooooool


maybe I can thrust my stake into her innermost dark places....


mwahahaha....


or however that goes.

But what if she explodes in flame like the rest?

Remember, she WAS bitten by the master.

FREE CREDIT REPORT ONLINE

What every 14 year old needs huh?

ICICLES ARE FOR LICKING.. HAPPY FRIENDS

Earlier I had some weird guy 'running up another 40000 credit bills or something. Best Banner Ad Ever.

dan, you must be the most bored person i know (sort of), all your post titles seem to mention your state of boredom.

oh, and to answer the question, it's the "answer and win".
chewbacca was a wookie. not a weeble.

I was REALLY bored yesterday.

Hey...now it's wanting to give ME a credit report. Yeah, I...uh have no major assets and I only pay in cash...makes sense.

"SuperOrlando.com" is asking me to sign up for a 6 day, 5 night Orlando dream vacation for two bills per person. I'm looking at this ad, and I'm realizing Mickey and Minnie are the least ugly people pictured in that ad. Scary thought.

the coolest banner ever:

http://us.a1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/a/pe/pepsi/r_vote_lrec.gif

the coolest banner ever:

http://us.a1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/a/pe/pepsi/r_vote_lrec.gif

LOL...favorite generation? WTF...who has a favorite generation?
/me votes for the generation that survived the Black Plague

A BUNCH OF RED X'S

Trojan CONDOMS???

Wonder what genius was behind that brilliant marketing strategy....

Trojan CONDOMS???

Wonder what genius was behind that brilliant marketing strategy....

ME!

TOTALLY EXTREME AIRTIME!

3000 CRYSTAL CLEAR MINUTES $29.99 A MONTH

NATIONWIDE LONG DISTANCE INCLUDED

SHOP ONLINE! GET A $30 SERVICE CREDIT!

A BUNCH OF RED X'S

Yeah, I keep getting that one too...talk about a bad ad campaign...LOL

NETFLIX and WIN COOL PRIZES banners.

Put this wireless video camera anywhere

Put this wireless video camera anywhere

ROFL...
I'll tell you where to stick it...