40oz Posted November 25, 2008 Let's assume you are meeting your demise, whatever it may be. You could be suffering from an interminable illness, or you could be next in line on death row, or whatever other death you prefer. You know you've only got seconds of free will before you are wiped clean off the planet forever. No one has the ability to restrain what you do or say. All your actions are viewable for all the world to see, and hear. What would you do and what would you say? Personally, I was thinking something along the lines of what Carl Panzram said before his execution in 1930, "The only thanks you or your kind will ever get from me for your efforts on my behalf, is that I wish you all had one neck and that I had my hands on it." I wouldn't want to steal this guys quote, but instead construct something that is remotely similar, except something more along the lines of my hatred of money. But I do know I'd withdraw all the money I have under my name and burn it in front of everyone. 0 Share this post Link to post
Enjay Posted November 25, 2008 If I knew the last thing I was ever going to say, I wouldn't say it. :P 0 Share this post Link to post
wildweasel Posted November 25, 2008 If my (hypothetical) children were standing over me, and I was dying, and I knew I had just enough time to say one last thing...I'd try to completely mess with their heads. I'd try to convince them that their mother is actually their sister, or that I was D.B. Cooper, or that my very life is tied to an explosive device hidden under the house that will explode the moment I decide to flat-line. 0 Share this post Link to post
Stupid Bunny Posted November 25, 2008 I might do any of these: "The horror...the horror!" "My one regret in life is that I never got to murder anybody I hate." "The gold is buried...at...the...uunnnnhhhhh..." "And now...to activate the world's first fusion reactor!" "I hope Hell is more interesting than any of you people." "Son...I hope you don't mind that I left my entire estate to the mafia. It was that or we both sleep with the fishes." "I was THIS close to winning The Game!" Actually, I don't think I'd say any of these. But it's fun to pretend I would. 0 Share this post Link to post
kristus Posted November 25, 2008 "I've given all my monies to al Quaida" 0 Share this post Link to post
Steeveeo Posted November 25, 2008 - Hmmm...I wonder what this button does.... - I told you nitroglicerin was safe to swallow! What? 50 bucks to punch me in the gut? Why not! - Tell my wife....that I said.....'you're not in the will'.... - WHAAAAA!! (Doomguy style) - Team killing fucktard... - Ah shit...I forgot to save! - Before I go...there's one thing you should know....I'm...I'm...ugghhh.......HAHA!! FOOLED YOU! AHAHA! You should've seen the look on your face! Ahaha..ah... 0 Share this post Link to post
AndrewB Posted November 25, 2008 Nobody else would just stare dramatically and silently? It think that would say as much as anything else. 0 Share this post Link to post
Creaphis Posted November 25, 2008 This is something I've thought about. I often think of some clever quip that would make a decent finisher, but none of them succeed at accurately capturing my personality or the human condition. So, I've moved beyond the whole "last words" paradigm. Here's a couple other ideas I have. 1. With my final breath, I will muster a scream. A spine-chilling, bone rattling scream, beyond anything that even an experienced proctologist could have heard before. This scream will shatter my throat, my lungs, my jaw; it will contain all the pain and anguish and absurdity of having been brought into existence only to be cruelly snuffed out again. 2. Before collapsing on my pillow and closing my eyes for the last time, I'll sit up, and give a present wellwisher a wide grin and a lecherous wink. 0 Share this post Link to post
Butts Posted November 26, 2008 it really depends on what the manner of death is, but it would probably be "god damn it". 0 Share this post Link to post
Creaphis Posted November 26, 2008 Zap inspired me. I've got one. "I'll see you in mahapadma." (Read about the Buddhist narakas. They're fucking terrifying.) 0 Share this post Link to post
Prince of Darkness Posted November 26, 2008 I'mma Firin' mah Lazor! (And then, on the tombstone/statue/effigy, it would say "He fired his lazors...one last time"). 0 Share this post Link to post
geekmarine Posted November 26, 2008 "My only regret is that one day back in '99 when I decided to have chicken for lunch instead of pizza." 0 Share this post Link to post
pilottobombadier Posted November 26, 2008 Mine would probably be "christ almighty" 0 Share this post Link to post
TimeOfDeath Posted November 26, 2008 Please, please, please don't sexually reproduce! Srsly guys... plz.. Oh, and someone make sure to note what time I died so that people can make fun of me. TimeOf6:45, lol noob. 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted November 26, 2008 Probably something like "NOT AGAIN!!" - to confuse those present. 0 Share this post Link to post
SyntherAugustus Posted November 26, 2008 My friend asked me once "If I were about to die in 20 minutes and all I wanted was a blowjob, would you give it?" 0 Share this post Link to post
TimeOfDeath Posted November 26, 2008 I think your friend likes you... more than a friend... 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted November 26, 2008 "At least I'm not a bowl of petunias or a whale this time." 0 Share this post Link to post
Mithral_Demon Posted November 26, 2008 "Damn.. I lost the game." - Related by a mass game that is really inevitable. "Uhmmm.... Bye.." "Hell wins a new worshipper!" - That would piss my parents off and most of my family. (Rofl) "Why didn't Flash Gordon die..." or... "God damnit... I died for the millionth time..." 0 Share this post Link to post
Craigs Posted November 26, 2008 If it was a girl I'd just say the same thing my friend would say. "Show me your boobs damn it." 0 Share this post Link to post
Bank Posted November 26, 2008 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, C-Beams glittering over the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time, to die. 0 Share this post Link to post
esselfortium Posted November 26, 2008 Steeveeo said:"I think you need to use GZDoom for that." 0 Share this post Link to post