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Well, I finally reached majority yesterday. So what's different?

- I can now get a driver's licence
- I can now drink without having my dad annoy me
- I WILL PUT A PIERCING BETWEEN MY CHIN AND MY UNDER LIP AND A FIRE TATTOO IN MY LEFT ELBOW
- I will enter uni
- I'm one year older than I was a year ago
- I will watch less porn
- I fell more mature

And I didn't upgrade any webpage.

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We have to wait five years between when we can drive and when we can drink. Five. Long. Years.

Of course, two years before we can drink, we're old enough to be tried as adults in court, and old enough to be drafted by the Army. It's perfectly alright for the government to get you killed before they let you drink.

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We have to wait five years between when we can drive and when we can drink. Five. Long. Years.

What the? Aren't you in college? If you are, are you one of those kids that enters at 16?????? WHY IS THAT HAPPENING ALL OF A SUDDEN???????

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If you are, are you one of those kids that enters at 16?????? WHY IS THAT HAPPENING ALL OF A SUDDEN???????

The American education system just keeps getting dumber and dumber.

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Amen.
Unfortunately I have to turn 18 in about a month. That sucks because I can't act like a kid anymore and now I'll get tried as an adult...I never got busted for anything when I was younger.

I guess it means I can vote, but then my vote won't really count because most people are complete idiots. It also means I can get drafted, which sucks. It means I can get porn, but I already can get plenty of that. I can but cigs, but I don't smoke. I can play lotto, but thats not much of a privilage.

I hate responsibility.

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It also means I can get drafted, which sucks.

Hmm?

The US is drafting again?

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You guys got it all wrong: I'm nineteen. I got my lisence(sp?) two years ago. I'm just saying: DL at 16, Selective Service and trial as adult and vote at 18, smoke at 18 or 19, drink at 21.

Oh, and a lot of you people are assholes, in case you didn't already know.

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It also means I can get drafted, which sucks.

Hmm?

The US is drafting again?

No, but they could, and that would suck ass. I'd rather kill myself than fight for a fucked up country like the U.S.

Most likely, I'd either run to Canada, join the Coast Guard, or shoot my foot off.

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Of course, two years before we can drink, we're old enough to be tried as adults in court, and old enough to be drafted by the Army. It's perfectly alright for the government to get you killed before they let you drink.


we can also smoke cigarettes

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It also means I can get drafted, which sucks.

Hmm?

The US is drafting again?

No, but they could, and that would suck ass. I'd rather kill myself than fight for a fucked up country like the U.S.

Most likely, I'd either run to Canada, join the Coast Guard, or shoot my foot off.


...

It's young men like yourself who gave their lives for this country to buy the freedoms everyone, including YOU, enjoy.

...dumbass...

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Not in Utah, sadly. They make you wait another year.

Wrong term.


I take it you don't smoke?

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I'm 15 and I can
-drive (not legally)
-Find an adult to purchase my ciggarettes and booze (VERY NOT LEGAL)
-Look at pr0n
-Have sex
-Act immature
-Punch faces and not get in trouble

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It's young men like yourself who gave their lives for this country to buy the freedoms everyone, including YOU, enjoy.



...dumbass...

You, sir, are a screwdriver. I suggest you go to Afghanistan and kill yourself defending the USA.

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It's young men like yourself who gave their lives for this country to buy the freedoms everyone, including YOU, enjoy.



...dumbass...

You, sir, are a screwdriver. I suggest you go to Afghanistan and kill yourself defending the USA.

Ditt-bloody-O

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I'd rather kill myself than fight for a fucked up country like the U.S.

Most likely, I'd either run to Canada, join the Coast Guard, or shoot my foot off.

Clever boy, the first option in the quoted post is what I'd do, if I was going to be sent to war.
Because war is the closest thing to Hell in this world.
Like Gen. Norman Schwartzkopf once said: "War is Hell"

And about smoking: I don't see why so many people smoke. I mean, come the fuck on, it tastes like plain smoke and smoke tastes like shit!
Besides, it makes you damn unpopular if you smoke in a crowded room, or in general, around non-smokers like myself.

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A little moral question my old man once posed to me: When your country drafts you, it means they need somebody to fill that slot in the military. If you somehow manage to dodge the draft, they're gonna get someone else to fill that slot. And if you somehow gained the knowledge that the guy who filled your slot got killed because of it, what then?

This is my opinion: If my country needs me, I'll be more than happy to serve.

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