Miss Indiana wins Miss America

Well everyone it's that time again. Miss America has been crowned. The winner?




Her name is Katie Stam and she is a 22 year college student from Indiana.

I wonder what everyone's opinions of her is. Is she indeed pretty enough to be Miss America?

She sure do got a purty mouth!

I agree. And that crown looks hawt on her head too.

Squeal like a pig!

I wish I had her talent.

Technician said:

I wish I had her talent.

I wish I had her vagina.

Masterminds are totally freaky in the sack. And those hydraulics? ooohhhh.

OK everyone, now you can forget completely about Indiana existing.

OH GOD SOMEONE MADE A POLL THAT I DON'T LIKE

Walking her home would feel awkward. And I imagine she eats like a pig and has a bad temper. She comes off a bit as the feminist type. Having her ride up and down on top of you might be interesting though. I'm talking about the spider mastermind.

Wait, am I supposed to know anything about this girl?

Judging by the poll, most people would rather date a spider mastermind. Me included. Cmon, you know I can't say no to a 4-ton cutie with a chaingun :P

But I would hate to see what would happen if I pissed her off.

Great. Now I have to post it.

http://www.fybertech.com/4thread/v_20125123/1221632564005.jpg

r_rr said:

Judging by the poll, most people would rather date a spider mastermind. Me included. Cmon, you know I can't say no to a 4-ton cutie with a chaingun :P

But I would hate to see what would happen if I pissed her off.

If I get a change to vote for the 2010 Miss America Pageant, I will vote immediately for the Spider Mastermind. I wonder what she will look like with the crown.

Creaphis said:

Great. Now I have to post it.

http://www.fybertech.com/4thread/v_20125123/1221632564005.jpg

I have a cacodemon in my image fold in the same vain. Artist?

They're all ugly bitches.

Technician said:

I have a cacodemon in my image fold in the same vain. Artist?

He seems to go by "Bob Ross." Link and prior discussion in here.

Ugh. No thanks, I just ate.

How am I supposed to judge anything on such a tiny pic?

Also, beauty pageants are bullshit.

Miss America is rigged, just like this poll

ugh, she is not that pretty. Voted that I would rather date a spider demon than her and I guess I mean it. :P

Danarchy said:

Also, beauty pageants are bullshit.

Quoted for truth.

Pure Hellspawn said:

If I get a change to vote for the 2010 Miss America Pageant, I will vote immediately for the Spider Mastermind. I wonder what she will look like with the crown.

I'm trying to visualise a Spider Mastermind promenading in a full-length evening gown - and failing.

GreyGhost said:

I'm trying to visualise a Spider Mastermind promenading in a full-length evening gown - and failing.

Somehow an Arch-Vile in a dress seems a bit more appropriate.

You could see the horror in her eyes as the device was planted on top of her head.

The best thing about dating a Spider Mastermind. If she ever gets mad at you, all you gotta do is say "But I love you for your mind..."

Kyka said:

The best thing about dating a Spider Mastermind. If she ever gets mad at you, all you gotta do is say "But I love you for your mind..."

*ba-dum PSH*

is it just me or are her eyes really far apart

Espi said:

You could see the horror in her eyes as the device was planted on top of her head.

Surprise buttsecks?

alexz721 said:

is it just me or are her eyes really far apart

Now that you mention it, she does look like something perpetually stuck inside of an aquarium.