custom title giveaway : teh revenge

Yes, that's right, our almighty Ling has given us mods permission to screw up more user databases. And we don't even need to justify our actions now!

There's a few rules, though :

1) Post suggestions on this thread. No, we won't chase you fuckers across the 16 forums. Do it here and do it quick. No "what should I get?" replies.

2) If you earned a "bad" title in the past thanks to your most memorable brain fart ever, this is your chance to correct things once and for all. Take in mind, though, that you must >EARN< the new title. This is, of course, based on the amount of apples you can eat in an hour...no that's wrong, I meant the kind of stuff you spit here daily. If you're one of those guys who seem to act as the "extra comedy option" over Polls (xxNAMExx is a dumbass) then you're most likely screwed.

3) No lame titles. You know what I mean.

4) No second chances, or typo corrections. Origional, right Dan?

This thread will function for quite some time, unless of course you people taint it so badly I cannot possibly endure the pain that represents reading this pithole in the search for title suggestions.

BTW : You're allowed to post suggestions for both your username and for others. We'll pick the best ;)

I break the forums.

Less projects than Fredrik

Linedef Pusher

Scripting Nut

Title suggestions for me, Liam.

Leeum Thee Baard
...after I finish my Heretic project
If an FPS has no sprites it probably sucks
No I don't play Dungeons and Dragons
Hug me!
Cake priest
Atheist priest
Licensed Otaku Hunter

For deadnail

Wanna hear how hard the new megaman game is?
Yes, he is a christian.

For dan

The_origional_Danarchist
Poker chip

For Crendowing

Baratus' bitch

For Fredrik

12-inch ego
I never spam
Evil

For Fredrik:

FlYNn FAgGRaT

*My account name changed to*:
==========================

Kaiser

For me:


DASHIVA


Jesus Christ








For Liam:


I'm writing DWJ3








For Not-Shotgun-Bill:


I'm supposed to be banned
Shotgun Bill


For Danarchist:

I need to get laid


For Archvile:
I thought I could fuck with Ling... OOPS!

I've never had a title, but "Squeedilyspooch" comes to mind for some reason...

For me the longest decent swear word I know...Grollygronkenfishdogpigboot... the other wouldn't be appropriate....Fucktitshitgobbum

For Lüt: I HAVE MORE POSTS THAN YOU

For me:
Official Pace Car for the Apocalypse
I shoot stupid people
Damn this motherboard
Take that subspace!

DC

For me:
NXN

For Hellbent:
Strange Bird

For Pritch:
Pink Sperm
Son of a Bitch of a Dumbass
not prich
pronounced "Bitch"

For Dan:
Gimme a hug

For Ralph:
I said I'll leave

For me: Has a Life

For Lüt: Dark God of the Forums

For Zaldron: NO WISHLISTS, DAMMIT!

Or, for Lüt and Zaldron: One gets Yin, the other gets Yang

For pritch: Brit Git

For the sorry souls who attract Ling's wrath this time:
Cement Head
Couldn't beat E1M1
AssPlatter
Über Retard
Human waste
Waste of 02
Casualty of Society

EDIT For Danarchist: antidisestablishmentarianism

Well after testing fodder's title I'm afraid long words aren't exactly nice looking for these tables, specially at low resolutions.

You might want to change that, fod. :)

Sorry, can't change your username's name, Deathman.

As for the rest, I'm waiting for Lüt to help chose the best (read : funnier).

me:
Penis Erectus

Sorry, can't change your username's name, Deathman.

NP :)

IMJack's suggestions for Lüt/me

Ironically, we mods can't touch ourselves (not in the gay way).

Ironically, we mods can't touch ourselves (not in the gay way).

I guess that's fair. Is Linguica running this thing and doing the actual changing, or are you and Lüt doing it for him?

For fodders: Dirty Old Man :)

IMJack's suggestions for Lüt/me

Ironically, we mods can't touch ourselves (not in the gay way).

... is that why BBG never actually became a mod?

aww, zaldron gave deathman his title after all, that gives me a warm fuzzy feeling in my stomach!

Maybe.

I haven't changed yours because first I wanna see pritch and Dan's opinions. You casted the first stone, let's wait everyone finishes their turn :)

how about:

no need for a title

Is Linguica running this thing and doing the actual changing, or are you and Lüt doing it for him?

Right now it's only me. Lüt will join us later, I suppose.

I haven't changed yours because first I wanna see pritch and Dan's opinions. You casted the first stone, let's wait everyone finishes their turn :)

aww crap, I already miss my title =\

The_Danarchist: I LOVE MORMONS!

Pritch: Fuckweasel

me : God of Post Hell

Not-Shotgun_Bill : Slave of Post Hell

danarchist or whatever his nick is now : I Make 500 Posts a Day

sleepy_boy : I Make 500 Retarded Posts a Day

pritch : I Hate sleepy_boy

fredrik : Swedish Spammer

Ralphis : I Touch Erico's Balls

deathz0r : Can You See My Reply

For Not-Shotgun-Bill:
I'm supposed to be banned
Shotgun Bill

Heh, either of those two are great.

For Archvile:
I thought I could fuck with Ling... OOPS!

Been there...done that.

For me:

I die a lot.

I'm hated.

I suck.

When god made me, he broke the mold, then shot the guy who made the mold.