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I could just imagine what would happen if one of those got out of control.
Heh. Heh. Heh.

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Yeh, the wife has her eye on one as we speak, altho she also came home tonight and said "I have my eye on a nice new leather sofa in the sales honney" to which I replied "Well keep your eye on it , coz ya aint gonna get ya ass on it!" :)

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make some fake "ufo" shots with it...

Hey: I want an "Acorn" RiscPC..., such one in a yellow tower case.

http://home.in.tum.de/~atterer/acorn.html

That was a cool computer - mostly sold in England.
The whole OS in a Rom on the motherboard. Risc processors :)

Look at the OS screenshots and you will know from where Microsoft took the task bar and the contextual menu - these features were in the Risc OS since 1992 (maybe earlier).

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Live cow + Satan = Kicks Fukin Ass!


Me + baseball bat = someones gonna get injured


BBG + baseball bat = anal trauma

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Live cow + Satan = Kicks Fukin Ass!


Me + baseball bat = someones gonna get injured


BBG + baseball bat = anal trauma


/me shoves a baseball bat into Liam's anus
DO YOU LIKE ANAL RAPE!?

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BBG + baseball bat = anal trauma


/me shoves a baseball bat into Liam's anus
DO YOU LIKE ANAL RAPE!?


Not exactly what I meant, but I guess I couldn't expect any other response =P

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BBG + baseball bat = anal trauma


/me shoves a baseball bat into Liam's anus
DO YOU LIKE ANAL RAPE!?


Not exactly what I meant, but I guess I couldn't expect any other response =P


Hahahaha, well what did you expect?

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me + Mountain Dew + Cup of Noodles = Something I have near every damn day. It's called lunch.

Liam must like the anal rape, otherwise he wouldn't mention it so much.

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I am going to kill all of you.

me + women = total fucking disaster the like of which we hwven't seen in modern times.

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me + chick = sex
sex - condom = aww fuck
dick + chick's tounge = life safer

I'm bored.

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About the top: Ummmm....that looks like a ripoff to me. Then again, are British pounds (why don't you guys switch to Euros?) and American dollars still similar in value?

About PotNoodle (whatever): I saw a headline on Jay Leno last week that was actually a box to something called "Cheese Pots" or something like that. The slogan was "KIDS GO POTTY OVER THEM!"....Now that was just disturbing. I doubt they are the same product, but I just had to mention that :)

[edit]Uh-oh, I just realized...the first quote of my sig now has THREE meanings![/edit]

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/me is bitter at orion for being so chipper all of a sudden.

Have you been stealing my luck?

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I don't know, all my friends are either going to jail for stealing cars, having weed on them, or going to hospitals cause of brain damage from stupid shit. And I'm just getting all this luck, I made 700 bucks this month from dealing weed and shit. I got that chick that wants to fuck me. I've been finding credit cards and checks for 280 bucks on the street, my mom found a watch and gave it to me. Shit, I love this.

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ITS YOU YOU HAVE BEEN STEALING ALL MY LUCK I WANT THAT WATCH YOU OWE IT TO ME!!!!!!!!

Well, knowing what constitutes a 'hot chick' for you, maybe you can keep some of that luck ;>

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How come every thread on this forum eventualy turns into us whining about our sex life?

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How come every thread on this forum eventualy turns into us whining about our sex life?

Gimme a hug!

besides, I'm not whining, I'm bragging.

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How come every thread on this forum eventualy turns into us whining about our sex life?


Because... uhh... we play Doom? And therefore have no sex lives?

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ITS YOU YOU HAVE BEEN STEALING ALL MY LUCK I WANT THAT WATCH YOU OWE IT TO ME!!!!!!!!

Well, knowing what constitutes a 'hot chick' for you, maybe you can keep some of that luck ;>

http://www.doomworld.com/demise/9.jpg - you be the judge.

by your standards not bad, not bad at all.

Well at least you're happy, I'm glad for ya. I've fucked up, but I'll get by.

Apologies to dan, most of the love-life related shit today is my fault, but as there no longer is one that be won't be a problem anymore.

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