Billy Mays dead at 50

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529328,00.html

Say what you will about Fox News and Billy Mays, but...I just can't believe it. Another one bites the dust

This is just unreal...

Woah WTF!? Looks like Sully's all Alone.

WHAT THE FUCK

ALL THE COOL PEOPLE STOP FUCKING DYING RIGHT NOW, I MEAN IT.

IN HONOR OF OUR FALLEN BROTHER I PROPOSE WE TYPE ALL CAPS, LIKE BILLY MAYS WOULD. SLAM DOWN THE FURY KEY, FORUM WARRIORS.




...


damn. Everything I knew was wrong. Why is God so pissed off?

People really care about Billy Mays?

He was just some annoying guy that shouted at you during infomercials. If he wasn't an Internet meme, nobody would care.

Scet said:

People really care about Billy Mays?

He was just some annoying guy that shouted at you during infomercials. If he wasn't an Internet meme, nobody would care.

Well, it's enough to get on the Tonight Show.

The world just got a lot quieter. Not for the better. Goodnight, sweet prince.

EDIT: What the hell, dead at 50 too? Crap, I got 30 years left!

I cared about Billy Mays. Screw you, Scet. :(

He helped people get their inventions into the public.

Say what you want about his infomercials, but off screen he was a pretty cool guy. I'll miss him. :/

That's what happens when you cheerfully sell garbage for many years.

Are you kidding me? Man, that's crazy.

Edit:
I wonder if Vince Offer had anything to do with it...

TIRED OF THOSE BLOODY STAINS, OR DEAD PERSON SMELL?! USE OXY-CLEAN!!!

JUST A TUB OF OXY-CLEAN, AND A GALLON OF WATER, AND YOUR CORPSE SMELL IS GONE!! USE A LITTLE MORE FOR THOSE STUBBORN BLOOD STAINS!!

(I covered most of the death bases here.)

Georgef551 said:

TIRED OF THOSE BLOODY STAINS, OR DEAD PERSON SMELL?! USE OXY-CLEAN!!!

JUST A TUB OF OXY-CLEAN, AND A GALLON OF WATER, AND YOUR CORPSE SMELL IS GONE!! USE A LITTLE MORE FOR THOSE STUBBORN BLOOD STAINS!!

(I covered most of the death bases here.)

I'm about to base your death on my covering you in Oxy-Clean if you don't stop posting

Heh, /b/ is going crazy right now. The first 4 threads are Billy Mays tribute threads.

O_o

Danarchy said:

Heh, /b/ is going crazy right now. The first 4 threads are Billy Mays tribute threads.

I think he was the sole reason behind those volume attenuators that are sold in electronic stores. :)

Damn it, Billy was so cool. He gave me so many laughs. Commercials just won't be the same without his big booming voice. Another person that I will sorely miss :(

David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and now Billy Mays? It's been a mad month, celebrities over 50 beware.

I am so sad to hear this. I was never bothered by his yelling and in fact never noticed until someone mentioned it. Say what you want about him, I still think he was one of the best salespeople I'd seen in my life. There goes another piece of my childhood, found dead in his bed for no apparent reason. I almost felt like crying for a moment.

What the fuck?!

I was hoping you were joking, but alas, you weren't... :(

Sad day.

What the fuck

Death of a Salesman..

jokes aside it's a bit scary many celebrities are dying around 50 for the past 2-3 years.

one more for my man billy.

Csonicgo said:

WHAT THE FUCK

ALL THE COOL PEOPLE STOP FUCKING DYING RIGHT NOW, I MEAN IT.

IN HONOR OF OUR FALLEN BROTHER I PROPOSE WE TYPE ALL CAPS, LIKE BILLY MAYS WOULD. SLAM DOWN THE FURY KEY, FORUM WARRIORS.




...


damn. Everything I knew was wrong. Why is God so pissed off?

Over-react much?

Of all the people to die recently, this has affected me the most.

;_;

I was wondering how Oxy-clean would burn recently. I ought to try it in his honour. Even though i'm not from America and have no clue who he is, but i do have some of the product which i bought in poundland to clear up puke stains.

Seems like Mr. Shamwow has no competition now.

MikeRS said:

Over-react much?

I'M NOT OVERREACTING, I'M PROJECTING.