Care for a chat?

http://www.omegle.com

The whole premise is to talk to random ppl, with 99% of the results being mongs. Good fun though.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hai
Stranger: do you wanna webcam sex? ıf you are female 18+
You: i'm a man baby
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

A gem from another site

Stranger: hi
You: Hi there.
Stranger: from
Stranger: ?
You: Germany. Et toi?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: china
You: "Oh" is exactly the answer I was waiting for.
Stranger: u age?
You: Twenty-five, at this point. What's yours?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: boy?
You: I like to think I am.
You: I assume this to be a problem.
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:)

Bwahahaha, thats fucking hilarious!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hai 2 u
You: allo?
You: is dis persun alive?
Stranger: hi
You: o is i chatzing to a robotto?
You: o hai there
You: whats uo?
You: *up
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT: Jesus, either there are people jerking around as much as us out there or you've got some sick fucks on your hands O_O

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: Dog sex? Yes or no?
You: Yes
You: But only if it is shaggy
You: Turkeys are a plus
Stranger: Turkeys maybe.
Stranger: Big dogs is where its at.
You: Damn son
You: Been at it for long?
Stranger: hell yeah.
Stranger: you?
You: I just started
You: but my dog seems to like it
You: I liveo n a farm
You: and the possibilities are endless
Stranger: lucky.
Stranger: Man I need to get myself a dog.
Stranger: asl?
You: I am now admittedly creeped out
You have disconnected.

Heh, I was thinking of making an Omegle thread but never got around to it. This is still my favorite thing to do:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi ^_^
Stranger: hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: im gud
You: u?
Stranger: not bad
Stranger: anything going on?
You: nup
Stranger: asl?
You: no i use aol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
You: doom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Omegle is troll central. Naturally, I love it.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: asl
Stranger: you'll disconnect if I say Brazil ?
You: no
Stranger: 15 m Brazil :D
You: 16 f cali
Stranger: nice
Stranger: whats your name ?
You: i dont have one
You: i live in a hippie comune with my parents
You: we dont have names
Stranger: fag
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What's wrong with being a hippie?

Heh, I didn't know what ASL meant so I checked it out on Urban Dictionary. And this is what I got:

ASL:
What stupid people say on chats to learn who you are and where you live so they can come to your house with a chainsaw and kill you.

ha. It means Age/Sex/Location. The most appropriate answer is always 16/f/Cali.

Also, it doesn't hurt to be up front

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I am a troll. is this a problem?
Stranger: nooo
You: No, not a problem?
Stranger: i guess not
You: I need a definitive answer
You: Guesses are not accepable
You: acceptable*
Stranger: haha we all need definitive answers my frien
Stranger: friend*
You: Whoa whoa whoa, I'm not your friend. We just met
Stranger: chill, term of expression
Stranger: don't get all paranoid over nothing
You: Are you suggesting I'm paranoid?
You: I'm not
Stranger: cool. good story
You: What's that supposed to mean?
Stranger: i have no clue...
Stranger: brb
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Is Brazil some sort of meme?

This was a strange little exchange...

Stranger: hello
You: hello comrade
Stranger: aww shit
Stranger: compound c?
You: I have no idea what compound c means...
Stranger: hello?
Stranger: oh nvm
Stranger: umm r u from the states
You: yes I am
Stranger: really?
Stranger: m?
You: yes
You: I am from m
You: it is a lovely place
Stranger: no dude i mean are you m?
You: oh yes
You: I am that too
Stranger: thats awesom id talk to you but it feels really homo to me, so
Stranger: this
Stranger: is
Stranger: the
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I've used this once. I found this really cool American dude who liked pretty much all the same things as I do and was really smart. The end.

Super Jamie said:

I've used this once. I found this really cool American dude who liked pretty much all the same things as I do and was really smart. The end.

You went to Vegas, became a millionaire, and backed out before you started losing, too, right?

Stranger: hi
You: hi!
You: are you by any chance from Canada?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: im pretty close to it though
You: oh yeah!
You: how close?
Stranger: idk maybe 20 miles
You: might as well be in canada its pretty great up there
Stranger: im in maine
You: oo
You: i'm from austrailia
Stranger: ohh cool
Stranger: how is it there
Stranger: are there really kangeroos all over the place
You: yeah we keep them as pets
You: seriously, almost like dogs
Stranger: thats awesome
Stranger: they seem cool
You: they're neat
Stranger: but what do you do when they get big **
You: well you're not allowed to have them over a certain size so we have to put them down
Stranger: oh
You: so its always sad when you see them grow so fast!
Stranger: yea i can imagine
You: never really get used to it, but after a while it becomes routine if you're a kangaroo keeper
Stranger: yea i guess
Stranger: pet kangeroo
You: you get addicted in a way cause they're so loveable
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm not from Australia, and I apologize to anyone here who is. I just like messing with people sometimes..

Krispavera said:

I'm not from Australia, and I apologize to anyone here who is. I just like messing with people sometimes..

That is awesome. I am from Australia and love trolling people like that. The world perception of our country is pretty fucked, it's so easy to fool people :) They always believe the crocodile wrestling stories.

I suggest having a female teens myspace page on hand and work with asl from it. You can get a real winger of a convo if the other guys ah.... you know.

I'll see if I can't get a real good convo going.

I also suggest starting a convo with the first response as NO HOMO!

DuckReconMajor said:

You went to Vegas, became a millionaire, and backed out before you started losing, too, right?

Nah true story hey. It was when the site was still very new. I figured the odds of actually finding another intelligent person on there again were pretty slim, so I quit while I was ahead.

Someone here recently got in the news for luck like that, bought their first lotto ticket ever and walked away with the $53M jackpot.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i just pooped
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Krispavera said:

Is Brazil some sort of meme?

I thought I was the only one to notice that. Lot of Europeans, too.


I don't really care for it much. Seems almost like 99% of every conversation starts with an asl request, no spek inglis, or this:

Butts said:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i just pooped
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It's like human intelligence suddenly disappears for some reason. :P




One thing to it's credit, though, is that I'm now the proud owner of a few more pieces of some nifty (albeit unsavory) ASCII art. :P

Krispavera said:
Is Brazil some sort of meme?

Yeah, the "meme" is that it's a country with 190 million people and an emerging market.

I just had a conversation that essentially started with both of us trolling each other, then it turned into a logic debate, and finally ended with casual conversation. This is quite useful for killing some time. Also, this made me lol for some reason.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: Have you heard of Google?
You: No. What is this "Google" you speak of?
Stranger: Nevermind, forget I said anything
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Out of 30 of these chats I went into, I had only 1 intelligent conversation, and that was with someone from China, talking about the weather there.

Nonetheless, this thing is funny.

You: Yo
Stranger: YOU black?
You: Nope.
You: White as a cloud.
Stranger: i see
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Ok, wich one of you niggas here be fucking with me?

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Guten tag!
Stranger: hi...
You: wie gehts?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Schade :(

I'll have to play with it later, seems like a conduit for ridiculous trolling.

Krispavera said:

Is Brazil some sort of meme?

Brazil is not a meme.

"Brazil is not a meme" is a meme.


Anyways, I've had four conversations over this so far. Perhaps this is just luck, but I found myself up against no idiots, uncreative trolls or bored horndogs. All dialogues were with veterans of Omegle - battle-hardened troll-dodgers the whole lot, perfectly capable of guiding a conversation towards becoming friendly and engaging, or something altogether more surreal. They are masters of illusion. I believe myself bolstered by anonymity, but in fact I am disarmed. My entire lack-luster sexual history is laid bare in moments.

This is pretty tarded

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: are you gonna rob me?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Okay I didn't help it through. :P

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you like hot dogs?
Stranger: Im not a "f"
You: I didn't ask that
You have disconnected.

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im 16 f and very horny looking for a horny gy
You: PERKELE
You: VITTU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: あの、猫耳を好きです
Stranger: ASIAN!
You: 猫耳を好きです
Stranger: Me no speak asian
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: あの、猫耳を好きです
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR!!!
You: YOU'RE HUGE, THAT MEANS YOU'VE GOT HUGE GUTS!!!
Stranger: -_- ta gueulle
You: HERE COMES THE NIGHT TRAIN!!!
Stranger: shut up bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Yeah, pretty stupid. :P

Had an ok chat, nothing retarded. Until the person ask me my favorite kind of music. I answer heavy metal and the person disconnected. 8D

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Yep..

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: Hello, and thanks for contacting Omegle technical support!
You: What may I do for you?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i ...don't know
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Boshoer!
You: Hello, and thanks for contacting Omegle technical support!
You: What may I do for you?
Stranger: Euhm i've got a question
You: Yes?
Stranger: Do you know whats wrong with your mother's ass?
You: Yes, we've been informed your mother is licking it
Stranger: Oh, i thought she died 4 years ago:(
You: Nope
Stranger: Ow, well that's nice to hear!
You: Any other questions?
Stranger: Yeah, Do you lik omegle?
You: We all do! Anything else?
Stranger: Well , no sorry for the start of this conversation and thank you
You: You're welcome, have a nice day!
You have disconnected.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: as;
You: Hello, and thanks for contacting Omegle technical support!
You: What may I do for you?
Stranger: are you femaleXD
You: Yes, may I please have your Omegle ID?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, and thanks for contacting Omegle technical support!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: thats a good one
You: What may I do for you?
Stranger: can you tell me the mac address of the server unit for omegle
You: No, I'm afraid that is confidential
Stranger: its not, its confidential
You: Anything else?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, and thanks for contacting Omegle technical support!
Stranger: gi
Stranger: hi
You: What may I do for you?
Stranger: ı9 dont understand you
You: If you are experiencing any technical problems, we may help you!
You: With Omegle, of course
Stranger: no no
You: Oh, very well, thank you for contacting technical support. Have a nice day!
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: i want to plunge this sweet potatu into your butt
Stranger: potatu?
You: and stuff your mouth with juice-dripping celery
Stranger: i don't understand
You: cover your shining white skin with olive oil
Stranger: ??
You: just the thought makes me want to cum on your face
You: sry i need to go to wank off, would you wait for a minute?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: from?
You: before you ask i don't want to cyber
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Was it something I said?