Maes Posted October 26, 2009 ...apparently they put Mr. Hands to shame! Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo (this almost rivals Cybie's gas-powered dildo, which, much to Butts pleasure, can deliver an ass-whooping 3 HP to some cybie's butt @ 7500 rpm) 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted October 26, 2009 She came so hard she turned inside-out. 0 Share this post Link to post
Butts Posted October 26, 2009 Maes said:this almost rivals Cybie's gas-powered dildo, which, much to Butts pleasure, can deliver an ass-whooping 3 HP to some cybie's butt @ 7500 rpm Ooohhh, baby that sounds nice! Too kinky! And back to the topic: Damn. That lady must have been a total whore. Much more whorish than many others. I wonder what exactly was going through her mind to ram a large machine meant to cause destruction in her hole? (my guess is "harder, faster, bigger") And to do it on her driveway? I mean, damn, have some decency, especially if you are committing suicide. How big must her hole have been for her to put a jackhammer in there? I can only guess that if she's graduated from a fucking machine to a jackhammer that (in the mighty words of Mr. Sagdiyev) "her vajeen hang loose like sleeve of wizard". 0 Share this post Link to post
Torn Posted October 26, 2009 Ms. Dent’s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.” heh. Why didn't she bought something that was suited for this? :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted October 26, 2009 Torn said:heh. Why didn't she bought something that was suited for this? :P Do you mean something like this? Or this ? Consider the advantages: Description: MPG powered by 1.4kw (1.9hp) 2 stroke petrol engine with comfortable backpack, MPG portable vibrator allows operators vibrating concrete around the site with an ease to use unit. No need for electricity supply or separate drive unit. Or, just this (actually this one could be modded into cybie's razor dildo). 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted October 26, 2009 Vibrators desensitize the vagina so it's natural to step up... 0 Share this post Link to post
Nems Posted October 26, 2009 Warning: when using a jackhammer as a self-pleasure device, you will come and go at the same time. 0 Share this post Link to post
40oz Posted October 26, 2009 Nems said:Warning: when using a jackhammer as a self-pleasure device, you will come and go at the same time. heh. 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted October 26, 2009 Seconded. Can't find Arndale in Oklahoma or Alpara County and the link is to a regional publication in Massachusetts. 0 Share this post Link to post
Quasar Posted October 26, 2009 There is no "Alpara" county in Oklahoma. There's an Alfalfa county IIRC, but that's a hard mistake to imagine making on a typewriter. This sounds way too much like something that Katarhyne would have claimed to have done to herself to be real :P 0 Share this post Link to post
myk Posted October 26, 2009 There's no quoted source for the news and the site seems rather informal. In the about page it says they collect and post "weird shit" for people's enjoyment. 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted October 26, 2009 There's a small chance that the whole story is anonymized, but even if it's bullshit it's unfortunately totally plausible, if you consider Mr. Hands-like stories. They didn't exactly wrote "THE AVGN DIED AFTER SHOVING KING KONG UP HIS ASS!" 0 Share this post Link to post
Mattfrie1 Posted October 26, 2009 Ouch. I wonder why this case remind me of a video Nine Inch Nails did years ago... (WARNING: NSFW) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5akw3rUSMV8 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted October 27, 2009 Maes said:There's a small chance that the whole story is anonymized, but even if it's bullshit it's unfortunately totally plausible, if you consider Mr. Hands-like stories.Even if it's anonymized (removing the "WTF? it's true!" factor) my limited experience with jackhammers suggests she'd need arms like a revenant in order to use it as a sex aid. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted October 27, 2009 Mattfrie1 said:Ouch. I wonder why this case remind me of a video Nine Inch Nails did years ago... (WARNING: NSFW) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5akw3rUSMV8 Heh, that's a classic. Apparently that guy pretty much made a living off of doing that. He died a couple years after that video. I think it was cancer, though, not being fucked to death by a machine. 0 Share this post Link to post
trooper077 Posted October 28, 2009 must have been a nice noise durring dinner conversation. 0 Share this post Link to post
Aliotroph? Posted October 28, 2009 Super Jamie said:fuckingmachines.com that is all That has nothing on the nasty factor here. :p 0 Share this post Link to post
Super Jamie Posted October 28, 2009 No, but it's an arguably safer way to get a ridiculously intense cervix pounding without dying. 0 Share this post Link to post