Thoughts on E3

I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OTHER GAMES
AS LONG AS STARFOX AND SKYRIM MAKE AN APPEARANCE, I WILL BE JUST FINE

THAT'S GREAT MR. FREEZE NOW IF YOU'LL PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK.

SHOULDN'T THIS BE IN BLOGS

I CAN'T STOP YELLING ON THE INTERNET

MR FREEZE IS A FLAMING HOMO.

On topic, Bulletstorm and MoH look nice.

THE SONIC 4 TRAILER DOESN'T LOOK AS INCOMPETENT, RUSHED, BROKEN, AND HALF-ASSED AS IT DID. IT STILL LOOKS IT, THOUGH. JUST A SMIDGEN LESS.

EDIT: CAP'D

Holy shitdick I want MGS: Rising.

Inb4 "wahhh no snake". Shut up.

Also, who else was disappointed by Ubisoft?

I'm more interested in Yahtzee's thoughts on E3.

ON TOPIC: NONE, MOTHERFUCKER.

I just want Deus Ex 3 gameplay.

Maes said:

ON TOPIC: NONE, MOTHERFUCKER.

BINGO

WHAT'S AN E3?!

IT'S LIKE A MUSIC FESTIVAL FOR GAMES, WITHOUT THE NEEDLESS SWEARING AND CELEBRITIES GETTING DRUNK TO LOOK COOL.

I HAVE A FRIEND WHO IS GOING. HE WORKS FOR THQ SO THAT'S PROBABLY HOW HE GOT IN. NOT REALLY ANYTHING SPECIFIC I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO. I STILL HAVE A LOT OF CATCH-UP WITH OLD GAMES I NEED TO BE DOING, LET ALONE ANY NEW GAMES. WIN AT YELLING!

ARE THEY GOING TO HAVE HAWT CHICKS ON DA STANDS?

MajorRawne said:

IT'S LIKE A MUSIC FESTIVAL FOR GAMES, WITHOUT THE NEEDLESS SWEARING AND CELEBRITIES GETTING DRUNK TO LOOK COOL.

SWEET. THAT MEANS I CAN SWEAR AND GET DRUNK AND THEN LOOK EVEN COOLER

NOT KNOWING WHAT WAS IN STORE FOR E3, I DECIDED TO GO ON G4TV.COM AND CHECK IT OUT. TURNS OUT THERE'S A NEW 'DRIVER' GAME COMING OUT. I NEVER REALLY LIKED THE DRIVER SERIES, AND THE TRAILER FOR IT WAS MERELY A FASTFORWARD VIDEO OF THE GUY DESIGNING THE COVER ART FOR IT. WHAT IS IT WITH GAMES TRYING TO DEMONSTRATE HOW COOL A GAME IS IN ALL THESE WEIRD WAYS INSTEAD OF JUST SHOWING THE FUCKING GAME IN ACTION?

THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY IS A BUNCH OF SELLOUTS. FUCK VIDEO GAMES.

YES MORE DONKEY KONG COUNTRY!!!!

THE NEW XBOX LOOKS PRETTY SWEET, ESPECIALLY WITH BUILT-IN KINECT.

STEAM SALES EXCITES ME MORE THAN E3!

DID ANYONE SEE THE PORTAL 2 STUFF? WHAT DID YOU THINK OF IT?

I WISH I COULD GO SO I COULD GET MY PICTURE TAKEN NEXT TO ONE OF THE MODELS IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE BEEN WITHIN MORE THAN THREE FEET OF A WOMAN.

JEEPERS! I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS ALL THE WAY DOWN THE HALL!!!

DID I HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT HOT CHICKS AND BEER!?

:::bringing the car around:::

HEY IS THAT ARNOLD MODELING THE LATEST IN CYBERDEMON TECHNOLOGY!? WILL THAT BE AT E3?

WHY DO THEY USE ATTRACTIVE WOMEN TO SELL GAMES? WHAT HAVE ATTRACTIVE WOMEN GOT TO DO WITH GAMES? HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO SELL THE COVER ART FOR THE UNWANTED NEW DRIVER GAME WHEN WE ARE STARING AT BOSOMS AND THIGHS? AND WHY AS I TYPE THIS ARE THE QUESTION MARKS ONLY HALF THE SIZE OF THE LETTERS?

STARFOX GOT ANNOUNCED, BUT SKYRIM STAYS HIDDEN

BETHESDA, I AM DISAPPOINT

MajorRawne said:

WHY DO THEY USE ATTRACTIVE WOMEN TO SELL GAMES? WHAT HAVE ATTRACTIVE WOMEN GOT TO DO WITH GAMES? HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO SELL THE COVER ART FOR THE UNWANTED NEW DRIVER GAME WHEN WE ARE STARING AT BOSOMS AND THIGHS? AND WHY AS I TYPE THIS ARE THE QUESTION MARKS ONLY HALF THE SIZE OF THE LETTERS?

BECAUSE VIDEO GAMES ARE DIRECTED AT YOUNG ADULT MALES. NOW LET"S DROP EVERYTHING AND DISCUSS WHY FEMALE MINORITIES ARE GETTING THE SHAFT.

Only my wife gets my shaft.
I SAID ONLY MY WIFE GETS...oh screw it.
:::runnin' away:::