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Crendowing

Do I look like Flathead?

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Oh boy. Another thin white guy with a buzzcut that looks exactly like Eminem. Hooray dawg.

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Now that's just stepping over the line that I look like Eminem.

BTW, it's not exactly a 'buzz'. I do have some hair you know. I've contemplated growing it as long as yours deady. I wanna look like a wrestler too :)

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I got a buzz cut now... used to shave it bald. But I don't look anything like eminem or flathead.

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Now that's just stepping over the line that I look like Eminem.


Eminem doesn't have tanned skin like you, if Feminem was any whiter he would be clear...

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For the last friggin time, I do _NOT_ look like Eminem. I'm not thin either (210 lbs at 6"), and I have plenty of hair.

Here's the "trying to look demonic at five in the morning" look, and here's the sideburn experiment.

There.

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I need to get a new pic of me online. My hair is hella longer than any of the pics on my site... and I could hide half a pack of french fries in my goatee. ^.^

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Heh, that's a redneck joke you know:

You might be a redneck if you've ever trimmed your beard and found a french fry.

BTW, you haven't threatened me like you did Submerge when HE said you looked like a wrestler :)

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So what, you fuckers want me to change my name to THUNDORK or something, shave my chest, put on a thong, grease myself up and pose for you?

Not for anything less than $5.

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I need to get a new pic of me online. My hair is hella longer than any of the pics on my site... and I could hide half a pack of french fries in my goatee. ^.^

God damned long haired hippies

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Oh! You're back. Shoo! Go work on Mordeth! Shoo! Heh.

I made a hissyfish, but I'm pretty sure nobody cares

I do think FlatHead and Cren look similar, but i'm not 100% sure. Because FlatHead seems to live in perpetual darkness :)

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Since you're all so terribly interested, here's a shot of me, in broad daylight, in my natural habitat.

I don't know what was wrong with my hair that day - it was probably growing towards the light or something. And no, I don't think I look like Crendowing much, for the simple reason that I could instantly crush his fragile body with my big, fat fingers.

Remind me what this is doing in a Doom forum.

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Well, I mentioned it to cren last night out of whimsy, and he wanted to ask everyone here, so.... here it is.

sounds like you need some Dr. Pepper. For some reason I have this craving for apple juice.

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Well, I don't see why Cren thinks he looks like Flathead.
He has a different haircut, and his features are WAY different.

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I don't even know what Cren looks like.

Does anyone else (except deady) here have a beard like mine? Click the link in my sig to see for yourself. I'm halfway down the page...

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I've got the big-assed sideburns and the past two weeks I've been growing them into a full beard. I'm not sure how it'll work out, and what I'll do afterwards. Maybe I'll keep a goatee like yours, or maybe REALLY big sideburns, Motörhead-style.

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I used to have sideburns last year... wtf was I thinking...

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I've got short sideburns, since I can't grow any hair on my chin...

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Well, I don't see why Cren thinks he looks like Flathead.

Thanks goes to Submerge for making the comment that I do.

Duh.....

I don't even know what Cren looks like

Here

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Hey, wb. :)

Welcome back...the names haven't changed, but their faces have been rearranged...welcome back.

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* Katarhyne looks at Crendowing's picture and falls out of her chair, hiding behind it <=O_O=>

You saying I'm ugly??????

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* Katarhyne looks at Crendowing's picture and falls out of her chair, hiding behind it <=O_O=>

You saying I'm ugly??????

No she just doesn't want to see you masturbating anymore.

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you need some real speakers... those polk audio things are shit.

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No she just doesn't want to see you masturbating anymore.

Ah jeez. That is what it looks like, now that you mention it.

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