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Mr. Freeze

Videogame character deathmatch question

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Doom Guy and The Ranger (Quake)
VS
Alex Mercer (Prototype)

The arena is Manhattan Island, fully populated.

Doom Guy and Quake Ranger have every weapon in their arsenal.

Alex has every ability and upgrade, including vehicle and weapon upgrades.

Who wins?

I've been arguing about this with a buddy of mine for about 20 minutes now. I say Doom and Ranger, he says Alex.

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Alex Mercer is no match for a BFG9000. Failing that, lure him into water and Thunderbolt him.

Mercer sucks. I hated Prototype.

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Doomguy defeated hell. I think the only being that may pose a threat to him is God. But, luckily, God has already been defeated by the Babelfish.

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Then Christian Bale charges in completely naked with a chainsaw. Both contenders are stunned by this new challenger and Bale kills them both before they can even react. Needless to say, Christian Bale is the champion in this competition.

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"Nah man Doomguy could totally kick Alex Mercer's ass. Everyone on Doomworld told me he could."

You might as well go to a big game hunting forum and ask their opinions on gun control.

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I'll come out and say it's probably the Prototype guy - he moves faster, has a lot more use of vertical motion and can easily do the damage required to quickly kill a "normal" human character or two before being hit himself.

However, it'd only take him being caught owning one FPS character for the other's ridiculously strong weapon to come into play and lose the game for him.

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40oz said:

You might as well go to a big game hunting forum and ask their opinions on gun control.


Seeing how most big game hunters will be rich Americans and Europeans that can pay $20000 for an elephant kill, hire a PH to go with them and buy their way out of the most restrictive gun control laws that can be found in Europe, he'll probably receive a "What gun control?" reply.

Gun control is just for little, scared, powerless, influence-less sheeple.

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Technician said:

We've been getting a few of these "winner" threads this last while.

This thread sure is a winner, I tell you what.

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[BlazingPhoenix]
Yeah, threads like these belong on shit like Gamefaqs.

COMING UP NEXT: "Why is Misty?"

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Radon said:

Chuck fucking Norris.


Just for the sake of inserting our own competitors into the match, let's say Fatal Error jumps in with an SSG, the Hammer of Dawn, and is wearing a HEV suit. Now who'd win?

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Radon said:

...Chuck fucking Norris.


Let's throw Charles fucking Bronson and Steven fucking Seagal in there, too.

fatal error said:

Now who'd win?


Whoever pulled the trigger first.

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The one with the smallest ping.

Technician said:

But it's common knowledge that they can deflect bullets.


Well, the fire button of whatever their trademark unvincible attack is, then.

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