Portuguese internet sensation

shit that looks intense. Props for going as long as he did.

I never knew you could get into a tank slapper on a skateboard

If I came that close to running into a car, I'd probably shit my pants.

Snakes said:

If I came that close to running into a car, I'd probably shit my pants.

Smart move. Shitting your pants would make you less top-heavy and probably save your life.

gggmork said:

Shitting your pants would make you less top-heavy

Not really, the shit didn't appear out of thin air, it was already in your intestines. The difference would be miniscule at best. :P

Awww, I was expecting him to bail worse than that.

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Nevermind

Was expecting a concrete faceplant.

I was expecting something much worse.

That was hardly EPIC. So tired of that word, makes me want to hit every Internet user over the head with a thesaurus.

me too, especially when people say "epic fail" in everyday conversation at things like stepping in gum or forgetting to brush your teeth.

I swear this was a Nike Internet commercial.

How did he gain so much speed?

Technician said:

How did he gain so much speed?

Gravity

I was thinking the same thing. It doesn't look like an incline, though I guess the plants look a little bit swept back.

I've always seen the Beiber clip out of context. Now I know its CSI.

skaman86 said:

Awww, I was expecting him to bail worse than that.

geo said:

I've always seen the Beiber clip out of context. Now I know its CSI.

I watched CSI last season and when he was shot I knew it was a publicity stunt, which apparently worked. Still hilarious though.

deathbringer said:

I never knew you could get into a tank slapper on a skateboard

Heh - that was my first impression. Misaligned wheels?

deathbringer said:

I never knew you could get into a tank slapper on a skateboard

I managed once, years ago, when being towed behind a car (yes, I know, I know).

It wasn't much fun and my fail was more epic than this guy's. :P

I would even go so far as to say that this was not a fail. "Doom wobbles" as I call them are not easy to deal with (the key is to never start wobbling, I think), the guy didn't hit the oncoming car, and he bailed out properly instead of being a retard and going until he does hit a car.

Hmmm...needs to be mixed with another meme. Something besides nyancat.

"fail" as a noun and damn near any usage of "epic" as an adjective? Screw this, I'm going home.

Neat, Portuguese CKY stunt twelve years later.

.....This is considered an internet "sensation"? Standards are lower than I thought. Someone screwing up some skateboard stunt thing and deciding to put the video up anyways != anything remotely good. Also, "like a boss" is the dumbest fucking piece of lingo since "bro" and its various forms came back into popularity.

I thought the thread title was meant to be sarcastic.

Xeros612 said:

.....This is considered an internet "sensation"? Standards are lower than I thought. Someone screwing up some skateboard stunt thing and deciding to put the video up anyways != anything remotely good. Also, "like a boss" is the dumbest fucking piece of lingo since "bro" and its various forms came back into popularity.

Calm down, Broseph.

Whatever you say, ponyfag. [/intentionally pretending to not see what you did there for the sake of making fun of you for having a pony avatar]