Naked Snake Posted July 19, 2001 ME:Well,we should get outta this pit. Ralphis:This sucks already! Darkstorm:Wait! *Ralphis presses the switch and the platform raises* Darkstorm:I was the one who set up the game.Its on UV and we are in CO-OP.But I turned on friendly fire. Maga:Is the game timed? Darkstorm:Yes... Maga:Maybe when the games timer is up we will get outta here!How long was the timer? Darkstorm:4 hours. ME:While we are here in the coolest game why dont we cause a little mischief? Maga:Yeah! Ralphis:No!I say we wait here! *I pull out my pistol and blast Ralphis in the head.He disapres* ME:That was COOL! *Suddenly the words "FUCK YOU GUYS!HA!IM OUT!" Maga looks at Darkstorm and shoots him.Darkstorm disapears.Maga and me look at eachother.I shoot and hit.He disapears.Now Im all alone in DOOM* ME:Fuck. *I shoot myself in the head.I respawn* ME:THIS SUCKS MASSIVE AFTERGLOW! *I wander around.I see an IMP* IMP:What?A new skin? ME:No.Ralphis spilled his coffee on the keyboard and trapped us in DOOM.We killed eachother and they got out but no one shot me. IMP:Well,I will kill you to get you out but you gotta do one thing...GIVE ME HEAD! *I blast the thing and walk over.I pull off the mask and underneath is TaZeR.* ME:I knew it *TaZeR's body disapears.Soon I come across another IMP* IMP 2:Let me guess?Coffee on the keyboard.Everyone else killed eachother you were the last one?Ok ok...I will kill you...ONLY CAUSE YOU SHOT RALPHIS THOUGH!HEH! ME:Ok ok.No need to shout. IMP 2:Well you SEE I CANT HELP IT!Im NOT that SMART! *The IMP tossess a fireball at me and it kills me.Im now in front of my computer.Afterwards I go find Ralphis and REALLY shoot him in the head* DISCLAIMER!!!!THIS STORY IS NOT MEANT TO FLAME,DIS,MAKE FUN OF,TAUNT OR EVEN MAKE CRY...IT WAS JUST FOR FUN!!! 0 Share this post Link to post
