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Obviously very true Doom facts thread

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If you made a DooD mod on Boom, it would be called BooB

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The demons intended to pave the entire Unholy Cathedral with floor tiles. But, the day just before the eventual consulting, the Barons (being responsible to financial decisions in this project) decided to order the fancier, and thus about three times more expensive FLOOR0_7 tiles instead of FLOOR0_5 which were initially intended. Due to this, at about 30% of the scheduled work, their budget ran out and they had to put the progress on a halt. However, before they could save up enough Hellbucks to finish the work, Doomguy arrived and each and every of them were mercilessly slain by him.
This is the sad story behind E3M5, explaining why it is partially tiled, yet also has dirtground for a massive two thirds of its covered area.

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Doom 3 guy just wanted to make his way to safety during a power outage when all his new co-workers decided to surprize him hidden in closets.Fear triggered by the element of surprise caused him to react in a violent way.

The violent exchange triggered his onset mental illness predispositions that made him "see demons" .

A rescue team found the guy amongst his victims and he was sentenced to 64 years in psychiatric unit. We found records of his ancestor B J Blazkowicz who went thru the same ordeal. As his mother told us "it runs in the family".

Doom 2016 features a birthday secret in homage to the hidden co-workers. The poor bunny that was supposed to be gifted to him is an other story. Hug a bun bun for me.

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666, the number of the devil divided by 9.652173913 is 69!!!

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On 5/20/2020 at 6:04 PM, Super Mighty G said:

A Hell Knight is just a Baron with gangrene. 

I thought they just had that pigmentation disease that makes people grab their crotch and go "OW!"

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Japan has had the highest number of deathmatchers per capita ever since Dwango became a TV network there.

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34 minutes ago, Smouths said:

Japan has had the highest number of deathmatchers per capita ever since Dwango became a TV network there.

The great Japan vs. South Korea VirtuaWar '97 deathmatch tournament created gaming history.

 

Having narrowly lost to Japan, South Korea quit the Doom scene, using it as their swan song.

 

Some members of that team would then latch on to a hot new game a few months later.

 

You may know that game as "StarCraft."

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•Cacodemons always smile because they just want to raise the mood amidst the brutal ambience that is DooM's world

•Archviles just want to help their friends and wonders why Doomguy kills his Sargeant friend ten times on a row, on less than thirty seconds

•Imps like to play baseball with the former humans, using hell sticks as the baseball bat

•Arachnotrons let other demons get on their chasis and take rides around Hell

•The Spider Mastermind is a good mom and teaches their small spider sons about planet Earth

•Hell Knight constantly does weird references to something known as "JoJo's Bizarre Adventures", his demon friends thinks he is a weeb, spoiler: He is

•Baron of Hell is the Johnny Bravo of Hell

•Cyberdemon plays catch the Cacodemon with other demons like him

•Pain Elementals actually do not deliver pain, they just deliver friends

•Revenant is a trumpeeter on the local jazz band

•Chainguy and Sargeant Guy also have their own rock-rap band "'Em Baldiez Of Hell"

•Former Human uses Twitter

•Mancubus is trying to be less fat because he wants to be as cool as the Baron of Hell

•Pinky is an olimpic athlete

•Spectre is the shy brother of Pinky

•Lost Souls like cereal

 

(Not talkin' about DooM 2016 and Eternal demons cus I don't know all of them)

 

 

 

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Doom was originally going to be titled Doom 1993, because they knew that one day eventually someone would make Doom 2016 and they didn't want to be retroactively embarrassed by it.  John Romero is still campaigning hard for the name change to this day, and considers it a professional misstep way worse than Daikatana.  

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