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Write a poem or limerick involving doom below.

 

e.g.

 

There once was a demon, "arch-vile."

He took a break for a while

He was shot in the back;

that made him attack;

and added a corpse to the pile.

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uuuuh im not very good at poems but ill bite.

 

here lies the body

of buddy dacote

his death was quite bloody

his story quite grody

 

his friend and creator

who everyone ignored

soon said "see you later"

and stepped out the door

 

and so very sadly

we never were shown

who dies at conclusion

of this episode

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Haikus:

 

Doom guy fell in sludge

"Now I'm radioactive."

Huh. That can't be good.

 

That demon is huge!

That means he must have huge guts.

Rip and tear his guts.

 

 

Edited by deepthaw

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There once was a guy named Doom.

He liked to make demons go boom.

But the level director

Messed up a sector

And our hero clipped out of the room

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All about that plasma rifle
But big-mouthed floating thingies go
Krakoom krakoom krakoom krakoom
So then I made them go boom boom

 

I now am cooking with plasma
And then the big leagues we are in
Wow!  Completely different place!
Stupid radioactive waste

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9 minutes ago, TheMightyHeracross said:

On the shadow wood

One sixth of the puzzle solved

Where do I go now

 

Just started replaying Hexen last night. This hits hard.

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End room of Phobos Anom'ly,

Barons of Hell stalking me,

Low on the ammo

There's specters, where to go?

Said "Fuck it, I-D-D-Q-D"

Edited by Maximum Matt

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In Phobos Anomaly reside the Barons of Hell

Beyond the portal is The Shores of Hell

To help the Barons, the demons join too

But they all forgot that barrels exist too.

 

After killing them all, the hero walks away

Expecting the portal to be ticket out of here

But to his surprise, the demons resided there

And death of our hero was inches away

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Listen closely.

Can you hear it?

No?

Exactly. Demon corpses don't make sound.

 

- D.G.

(From "Reflections in Blood", 1993).

Edited by drkmtr

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Sometimes I feel like I don't have a soul sphere,

Sometimes I feel like I don't have all kills,

It's the Hangar I work in, 

The planet of Phobos,

Lonely as I am, it's chain-sawin' time....

 

Anthony "Doom Slayer" Keidis

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