like shooting a wale in a plastic cup...

[Sephiroth]

Ok stay with me on this. it seems makeing a small child cry is well extreamly easy, no i didnt do it but toco bell did. My mom works with a lady whos five year old kid started crying in the other room. she only got a more bizzar and confuseing story from the child. somehow she knew it involved ketchup. well she had nothing to go on until she saw the commercial the next day. it is a toco bell comercial made for their new fries. it involves a very sad ketchup pack, he is sad because no one uses him at toco bell. so to make a long story shrt it commits suicide by jumping off a cliff. I only hope it showed the packet splattering all over the rocky ground.

I have yet to see this very humorous comercial. when i first heard this story i was like "What the Fuck!" kid must be a damn pussy cause i never cried about shit like that. maybe he should watch "bambi" and "old yeller". I bet his parent shield him from every thing

[Hicks]

its like the X-box commercial, the one that a child is born and then gets old and dies (just by flying in the sky)

[fodders]

The X Box ad got banned in UK :(

[Hicks]

you can download it
damn i really dont like that commercial (lol)

[Sephiroth]

i remeber when a ton of bitchy groups, mainly hardcore religious bitches and hippies, got all upset over the nike commercials last year. they where released about this time. they involved a chainsaw guy or jason running after a girl with nike shoes. well she out ran them and the baddie just gives up and goes home. then the nike logo was flashed on the screen. Now i dont see why in the hell anyone would bitch about that. first off it was around halloween. It might scare small children, but then think of how many commercials you see of haunted houses/caves/porn shops you see the same time a year. Personaly i think it was really stupid to bitch about stuff like that.


also on a humorous side. another ex-worker at my mom's place of work was layed off some weeks ago. well she is fileing a lawsuite against the company. the lawsuite states she injured her shoulder on, of all things, using a scanner. Ok first of all she is a retard for trying it. second both her, and any judge who would allow such a dumb ass case, should be dragged to an alley and pecked to death by ducks. how in the holy fuck can u get hurt by a scaner, well if it fell on you maybe. about the only thing you would get might be a shoulder ache from scanning a 4' high stack of papers all day. I think that bitch needs slapped in the head with a ball bat.

[IMJack]

McDonald's McNetAccess trial run suspended due to too many McPornoPopups

[Captain Red]

IMJack said:
McDonald's McNetAccess trial run suspended due to too many McPornoPopups

LAMO!

[CyRaptor]

Wow, they've even got the internet in McDonald's now. What's next, laptops attached to the swings in the playground?

[VileSlay]

IMJack said:

McDonald's McNetAccess trial run suspended due to too many McPornoPopups

ROFL!

Customer: "I'll take a big mac combo meal."

cashier: "what would you like to drink?"

customer: "a coke is fine."

cashier: "would you like some jenna jameson gangbang with that?"

heh

[Naked Snake]

There are simple ways to defeat that stupid popup problem.

1) Use Mozilla
2) Set up Mozilla to restrict access to porno sites
3) Block keyword searches for porno
4) Block internet searches for porno
5) Use a stupid proxy like BESS or some shit to restrict access to a larger degree of porn sites

[mmnpsrsoskl]

"The Internet provided a great service for our customers. Most people used it properly, unfortunately a small minority appear to have misused it."

ROFL. What dumbasses.

[myk]

Sephiroth said:

Personaly i think it was really stupid to bitch about stuff like that.

Yeah, and you bitch about them. What's a wale by the way?

[DooMBoy]

I think he meant whale :)

[Sephiroth]

has anyone seens this ketchup add recently? i have yet to see it. I would have made one with a ketchup bottel. at the end the bottel would pick up a hand gun and blow its head off. you would then see shards of glass and ketchup. then i would show it splattering all over stuff and the bottel falling over. all the ketchup would pour out and down a drain.

hey, kinda like those mad TV clay animations