I've played through the KFC dating sim and can say that it's fantastic

[[McD] James]

Usually, I feel completely ambivalent towards dating sims, but this one has got me really interested. 

 

 

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1121910/I_Love_You_Colonel_Sanders_A_Finger_Lickin_Good_Dating_Simulator/

Edited September 24, 2019 by Ajora

[Nevander]

Why. Just... why.

[[McD] James]

1 minute ago, Nevander said:

Why. Just... why.

 

As strange as this game might sound to some people, there's a huge market for it, and I have little doubt that it will sell like crazy. It appeals to oddballs such as myself that have an esoteric interest in fast food mascots, let's players on Youtube who are looking for the next quirky thing to make a video about, and the many people who just unironically enjoy playing dating sims. People can poke fun at the concept all they want, but I think it's brilliant, and will ultimately make a lot of money for KFC.

[geo]

23 minutes ago, Nevander said:

Why. Just... why.

Because it worked so well for that printer company that made one.

 

https://www.geek.com/games/date-a-printer-in-the-worlds-premiere-printer-dating-game-1579982/

 

Wendy's just makes Mario Maker 2 courses. Some other company made a few levels as well.

[SaladBadger]

have we not had enough ironic dating sim VNs yet? this is starting to get just a little painful tbh

[Chezza]

I want a Dead Space dating Sim

[Mr. Freeze]

nuke steam 

[Test Tickle]

Just now, Mr. Freeze said:

nuke steam 

Don't act like you never wanted to date colonel sanders in your life

[BigBoy91]

it'll probably sell because of the gimmick, but people aren't gonna play it for long.

[Murdoch]

Who needs cologne and nice clothes when you can just show up in your kfc uniform smelling of the secret 11 herbs and spices?

[[McD] James]

I have some good news for everyone to hear. It was just announced that the game will be 100% free. Now, none of you have an excuse not to play it.

[reflex17]

Colonel Sanders is best husbando don't even @ me

[GarrettChan]

Somehow I feel desperate lol

[Spectre01]

This looks normal compared to that pigeon dating game.

[chemo]

Harland Sanders is spinning in his grave

[geo]

2 hours ago, Chezza said:

I want a Dead Space dating Sim

The second and third games kind of were. Play your cards right in the second you'll even have babies with your undead girlfriend. The third one gives you some competition though.

[Mortrixs19]

Humanity is ready for extinction.

 

[Woolie Wool]

It's 1983 all over again, the first time as tragedy and the second time of farce. The second implosion of the American video game industry will turn out to be the greatest concentration of human folly since World War I.

[chungy]

Nobody is morbidly obese in the trailer. Game does not portray real life. 0/10

[geo]

Where's our DOOM VN? Where we are the new Doomguy in Hell with various demons to date in school and a secret admirer that gives him lost souls?

[SOSU]

We truly live in the best timeline :D

[Pegg]

Why are you backstabbing Wendys like that?

[geo]

4 hours ago, Pegg said:

Why are you backstabbing Wendys like that?

I always thought @Ajora was the offspring of Ronald and Wendy. Maybe the Corneal is grandpa?

[Doomkid]

Ajora has been touched by the heavenly hand of all our fast food overlords

[[McD] James]

edit: nm, too revealing.

[Impie]

This won't end well.

 

Spoiler

On the other hand...

 

 

[ReaperAA]

On 9/11/2019 at 4:04 AM, Spectre01 said:

This looks normal compared to that pigeon dating game.

 

What is this madness i hear? 😨

[Spectre01]

3 minutes ago, ReaperAA said:

 

What is this madness i hear? 😨

This, uh, thing right here. I guess it's the Goat Simulator of dating games.

[Pirx]

On 9/10/2019 at 9:10 PM, Nevander said:

Why. Just... why.

 

Eat fat chicken bites together!

[Ichor]

On 9/10/2019 at 3:10 PM, Nevander said:

Why. Just... why.

Doom has Chex Quest, so why not this?