The worst doom joke

[Rathori]

What did Doomguy say when he came to a door?

Spoiler

- Open up!

 

Sorry.

[Danfun64]

Well, the joke is more stupid than painful, and Doomguy can replaced by almost any soldier or law enforcement character and still make as much sense.

So yeah, I rank that a meh.

[Rathori]

10 minutes ago, Danfun64 said:

Well, the joke is more stupid than painful, and Doomguy can replaced by almost any soldier or law enforcement character and still make as much sense.

So yeah, I rank that a meh.

 

Spoiler

Ah, but the doors in Doom open vertically!

 

 

[Taw Tu'lki]

Very bad joke. But I like it.

[Loud Silence]

 

[Doominator2]

Knock Knock

 

 

[Arbys550]

who's there?

[Doominator2]

Cyber

[Arbys550]

Cyber who?

[Doominator2]

Cyberdemon! Better run away or he'll kill you!

[Arbys550]

damn it

knock knock

[Egg Boy]

who's there :)

[bluegreg]

12 hours ago, Rathori said:

What did Doomguy say when he came to a door?

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- Open up!

 

 

He didn't say open up.

he said UNF

[Space Marinara]

Nah he said "You need a red card to activate this object". Those messages are Doomguy verbalising his inner monologue as his mind spirals down the Daisy hole.

[Lila Feuer]

What are the Demon's favorite fast food joint?

 

Spoiler

Caco Bell

 

[Dragonfly]

Why does this thread exist?

[Kristian Nebula]

What do they call drug addicts in hell? 

 

-Coca Demons

[Arbys550]

8 hours ago, Egg Boy said:

who's there :)

doom

[seed]

That's my line.

[Gerardo194]

The door answered:

- you need the red keycard to open this door!

[Albertoni]

An imp walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

It drinks the beer, then asks for a second one.

It drinks it, then asks for a third glass of beer.

 

The bartender starts staring at the imp with an amused smile.

The imp asks "What's up, have you never seen an imp before?"

 

The bartender replies "I have, but I'm wondering where you're keeping the money to pay for the beers."

[RonnieJamesDiner]

Why does a Former Human seem so brainless in combat?

 

Spoiler

He's a zombie, man.

 

[Simomarchi]

On 10/11/2019 at 9:06 AM, Lila Feuer said:

What are the Demon's favorite fast food joint?


Yeah, and their favorite drink is the Caco Cola

[Doom_Dude]

What did Doom_guy say when he came to a door?

 

Spoiler

What did the UAC field manual mean by a spacebar?

 

 

[Dark Pulse]

If Doomguy is a vegetarian, and as he takes more damage his face begins to look like raw hamburger, will he be offended?