Rathori Posted October 10, 2019 What did Doomguy say when he came to a door? Spoiler - Open up! Sorry. 2 Share this post Link to post
Danfun64 Posted October 10, 2019 Well, the joke is more stupid than painful, and Doomguy can replaced by almost any soldier or law enforcement character and still make as much sense. So yeah, I rank that a meh. 0 Share this post Link to post
Rathori Posted October 10, 2019 10 minutes ago, Danfun64 said: Well, the joke is more stupid than painful, and Doomguy can replaced by almost any soldier or law enforcement character and still make as much sense. So yeah, I rank that a meh. Spoiler Ah, but the doors in Doom open vertically! 4 Share this post Link to post
Doominator2 Posted October 11, 2019 Cyberdemon! Better run away or he'll kill you! 1 Share this post Link to post
bluegreg Posted October 11, 2019 12 hours ago, Rathori said: What did Doomguy say when he came to a door? Reveal hidden contents - Open up! He didn't say open up. he said UNF 14 Share this post Link to post
Space Marinara Posted October 11, 2019 Nah he said "You need a red card to activate this object". Those messages are Doomguy verbalising his inner monologue as his mind spirals down the Daisy hole. 6 Share this post Link to post
Lila Feuer Posted October 11, 2019 What are the Demon's favorite fast food joint? Spoiler Caco Bell 6 Share this post Link to post
Kristian Nebula Posted October 11, 2019 What do they call drug addicts in hell? -Coca Demons 4 Share this post Link to post
Arbys550 Posted October 11, 2019 8 hours ago, Egg Boy said: who's there :) doom 0 Share this post Link to post
Gerardo194 Posted October 11, 2019 The door answered: - you need the red keycard to open this door! 4 Share this post Link to post
Albertoni Posted October 12, 2019 An imp walks into a bar and asks for a beer. It drinks the beer, then asks for a second one. It drinks it, then asks for a third glass of beer. The bartender starts staring at the imp with an amused smile. The imp asks "What's up, have you never seen an imp before?" The bartender replies "I have, but I'm wondering where you're keeping the money to pay for the beers." 1 Share this post Link to post
RonnieJamesDiner Posted October 14, 2019 Why does a Former Human seem so brainless in combat? Spoiler He's a zombie, man. 2 Share this post Link to post
Simomarchi Posted October 14, 2019 On 10/11/2019 at 9:06 AM, Lila Feuer said: What are the Demon's favorite fast food joint? Yeah, and their favorite drink is the Caco Cola 2 Share this post Link to post
Doom_Dude Posted October 14, 2019 What did Doom_guy say when he came to a door? Spoiler What did the UAC field manual mean by a spacebar? 3 Share this post Link to post
Dark Pulse Posted October 14, 2019 If Doomguy is a vegetarian, and as he takes more damage his face begins to look like raw hamburger, will he be offended? 1 Share this post Link to post