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I programmed an insult generator in Python.

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Do you catch yourself spitting out the same old insult for the 5,000th time? Have you run out of creative derogatory phrases with which to belittle that annoying coworker of yours? Worry not, for InsultGen is here to save your day!

 

InsultGen is a Python script that generates a derogatory phrase for you to use out of 960 possible combinations. Instead of calling your coworker a "dumbass", you can run InsultGen and use the phrase it gives you instead. Maybe he's a "hollow-skulled lump of lard" or a "bubbling bottle of foul ooze". The possibilities are endless (up to a point)!

 

To use Insult Generator, download a ZIP of the PySnippets repository, unzip its contents to a folder of your choice and run insultgen.py through the command line. Note that you'll need Python 2.x installed for the script to work! The script was tested in Python 2.7.16, but it may be compatible with older versions.

 

Don't delay, generate an insult today!

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24 minutes ago, Redneckerz said:

Looks like a Gobbledigook of whizz-wazz pseudo-random corona code.

 

There's probably a dozen ways to do it better, but in all fairness, I'm pretty inexperienced when it comes to coding. My prior experience with it is limited to ACS and other (G)ZDoom-specific languages. I only started learning Python late last year as well, and I don't even practice it on a daily basis, which admittedly doesn't help my case.

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41 minutes ago, MFG38 said:

 

There's probably a dozen ways to do it better, but in all fairness, I'm pretty inexperienced when it comes to coding. My prior experience with it is limited to ACS and other (G)ZDoom-specific languages. I only started learning Python late last year as well, and I don't even practice it on a daily basis, which admittedly doesn't help my case.

I was trying to add one more insult to the generator. ;) Satire!

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3 minutes ago, Redneckerz said:

I was trying to add one more insult to the generator. ;) Satire!

 

Ah, my bad in that case. :D

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You can simplify the code by using random.choice, that said congratulations on putting your program together. Every little program is an achievement when you're a beginner.

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I don't have python so I did a google search for insult generator: http://www.robietherobot.com/insult-generator.htm

 

My first generated insult was: SLIMY SPHINCTER SOCKET

 

 

WH1TE TRASH TURD HOUND
POMPOUS C0CK CLOWN
BUTTERFACE BUTT WAFFLE
SLUTTY BITCH DRAGON
DRUG-LOVING NUT DRAGON
DUCKN0SE BUTT BLOSSUM
SLUTTY SPHINCTER BOX
UGLY TURD MONSTER
BUTTERFACE SHIT BISCUIT
SMELLY SHIT GOBLIN
PIE-EATING TURD DRAGON
PIE-EATING DUCK CANOE

 

 

Insults too base for your taste? There's always the Shakespearean Insult Generator:

Thou adulterate bat-fowling malt-horse!

 

Thou puking hasty-witted codpiece!
Thou rascally rump-fed bag of guts!
Thou crusty beetle-headed mammet!
Thou mangled milk-livered hypocrite!
Thou jarring white-livered moldwarp!
Thou traitorous hag-born serpents-egg!
Thou loathed spur-galled flax-wench!
Thou villainous elf-skinned puttock!
Thou rancorous shag-haired horse-drench!
Thou pestilent rough-hewn bear-whelp!
Thou infectious deformed pigeon-egg!
Thou artless milk-livered writhled shrimp!
Thou poisonous shag-haired babbling gossip!
Thou craven rump-fed execrable-wretch!
Thou mumbling crook-pated flap-dragon!
Thou dankish rude-growing serpents-egg!
Thou meddling hag-born codpiece!
Thou babbling puke-stockinged scurvy-knave!
Thou sanctimonious weather-bitten leprous witch!
Thou accursed spur-galled bear-whelp!
Thou lumpish fly-bitten hedge-pig!
Thou dissembling shag-haired canker-blossom!
Thou shameless ill-bred botch!
Thou mewling plume-plucked execrable-wretch!
Thou babbling decayed promise-breaker! (whew, low blow!)
Thou saucy urchin-snouted babbling gossip!
Thou spongey knotty-pated giglet!
Thou lumpish idle-headed mangy-dog!
Thou yeasty spur-galled canker-blossom!
Thou adulterate shag-haired minnow!
Thou frothy folly-fallen slug! (Thou frothy folly-fallen flugelhorn!)
Thou rancorous rump-fed malt-horse!
Thou surly shard-borne joithead!
Thou slanderous puisny-tilted imbossed carbunkle!
Thou surly earth-vexing whey-face!
Thou slanderous beef-witted skainsmate!
Thou goatish muddy-mottled tyrant!
Thou beslubbering shard-borne filthy rogue!
Thou accursed onion-eyed mildewed-ear!
Thou loathed fat-kidneyed gudgeon!
Thou churlish fool-born foul deformity!
Thou abominable shard-borne slug!
Thou goatish rude-growing babbling gossip!
Thou wayward tardy-gaited pumpion!
Thou meddling shard-borne clotpole!
Thou mammering fen-sucked gudgeon!
Thou beggarly bat-fowling flirt-gill! (Thou likely cause of the plague!)
Thou gleeking half-faced scut
Thou clouted fly-bitten pignut!
Thou beggarly beef-witted harpy!
Thou accursed tallow-faced punk!
Thou droning folly-fallen nut-hook!
Thou currish sheep-biting hag-seed!
Thou abominable clay-brained flirt-gill!
Thou dankish motley-minded clack-dish!
Thou surly dismal-dreaming codpiece!
Thou mangled urchin-snouted horse-drench!
Thou roguish tickle-brained moldwarp!
Thou spleeny dizzy-eyed leprous witch!
Thou wayward fly-bitten death-token!
Thou bawdy spur-galled flap-dragon!
Thou arrogant full-gorged clotpole!
Thou shameless half-faced contriver!
Thou barbarous tickle-brained clotpole!
Thou villainous swag-bellied strumpet!
Thou spongey tardy-gaited strumpet!
Thou pragging rough-hewn whey-face!
Thou crusty puisny-tilted hedge-pig!
Thou frothy rump-fed murderous coward!
I could go on...

 

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This is pretty hilarious lol. Can you make a more user-friendly and easier version of this? I mean without the user having to install Python and type in commands etc. A standalone version that anyone can just download and start using instantly. 

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5 minutes ago, Rosh Fragger said:

Can you make a more user-friendly and easier version of this? I mean without the user having to install Python and type in commands etc. A standalone version that anyone can just download and start using instantly. 

 

I might do. c:

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