Sephiroth Posted November 19, 2002 ok, look at the pic of michel jackson, somethingawful.com , before u puke think about this. is he a chimp or a man, perhaps a combination of the 2? i am beting he is a failed clone of some nasty ass chimp. what do u guys think? 0 Share this post Link to post
Ichor Posted November 19, 2002 He looks like an Arch-Vile with long hair. 0 Share this post Link to post
Little Faith Posted November 19, 2002 He looks as an utterly failed attempt at making a black man look like an elf. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ichor Posted November 19, 2002 Unless he wants to be a Drow. Nah...now he's too white for that. 0 Share this post Link to post
Lizardcommando Posted November 19, 2002 Well, since there's no "other" option, I have three possibilites of what that was: 1. It's a picture of some chimp sent into space by the US or Russia during the Cold War. The space ship went off-course and they lost contact with it until it came back to Earth years later, crash landing in a cornfield somewhere in the Nebraska. 2. It's some alien creature kept inside Area 51. I don't see how the alen could have escaped, unless... He ate the insides of some random guy like in MIB and then walked out of the facility. 3. It IS a failed clone of an ugly ass chimp. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted November 19, 2002 Neither. Anna Nicole Smith's dream date! /me pukes 0 Share this post Link to post
Ichor Posted November 19, 2002 Egad! I'd hate to see their kids, assuming I would survive the shock of looking directly at them. 0 Share this post Link to post
VileSlay Posted November 19, 2002 I thought I was looking at some wierd ferret with wierd hair. he does kinda remind me of an anime person, with that wierd nose and big eyes. 0 Share this post Link to post
Y2theJ Posted November 19, 2002 Well he’s defiantly one of a kind. Just don’t know what kind that is. 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted November 19, 2002 A photographic history of Michael Jackson's face. 0 Share this post Link to post
myk Posted November 19, 2002 His face is like one of those ports to which new features are always added to improve it... 0 Share this post Link to post
DOOM Anomaly Posted November 19, 2002 Lüt said:A photographic history of Michael Jackson's face. Hahahahahahaha, Outstanding, They really captured him there. 0 Share this post Link to post
IMJack Posted November 19, 2002 myk said:His face is like one of those ports to which new features are always added to improve it... .. and ends up collapsing on execution due to "feature bloat." 0 Share this post Link to post
Livo Posted November 19, 2002 I'd say that his skull is replaced by metal, so he'll look like the Terminator (only ughlier) when his face falls off :p 0 Share this post Link to post
Fredrik Posted November 19, 2002 myk said:His face is like one of those ports to which new features are always added to improve it... Nice analogy :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Submerge Posted November 19, 2002 He looks like he had too damn much plastic surgery, and then he got nailed in the face with a sack of concrete. BTW, he looks like a failed clone of a chimp. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted November 19, 2002 Michael Jackson failed it. Big time. 0 Share this post Link to post
TheHighestTree Posted November 19, 2002 No,no...it's more like one of those little dogs...a sitzhu or however it's spelt. Bluuuugh 0 Share this post Link to post
scorpion Posted November 19, 2002 Unfortunately the link was denied at my work, so I didn't vote yet, but my wild guess is MJ looking like the Wicked Witch of the West after a tsunami. Please don't insult the poor Chimps, not even the miscloned ones ;) 0 Share this post Link to post
Sephiroth Posted November 19, 2002 you got the 'dead' part right, but as sexy dont make me puke out my intestines. yea i admit calling him a failed clone of a chimp is an insult to chimps, hell chimps look better. as for his skull, i think it is just clay by now. i bet if u punched him in the face your hand would get sucked in. 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted November 19, 2002 He would make a nice Imp in Doom III. 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted November 19, 2002 Good Lord, is nothing sacred? He looked fine back in the 80s, but nooooooo he went and screwed everything up by having plastic surgery after plastic surgery done on his face. Now he looks like a freakish cross between a chimp, an alien, a demon, and my ass. Ugh. 0 Share this post Link to post
SteelPH Posted November 19, 2002 Lüt said:A photographic history of Michael Jackson's face. Off Topic: Lüt's back! w00t! On Topic: /me pukes on macvilewhore 0 Share this post Link to post
Ichor Posted November 20, 2002 By the way, did you hear about that this...thing did today? Apparently, his actions are just as insane as his looks. 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted November 20, 2002 Apparently, MJ doesn't love his fans. You know, I really feel sorry for the guy. He used to be a nice handsome, humble young man, now, he is all ugly and deformed, and there's no one to blame but himself. 0 Share this post Link to post
myk Posted November 20, 2002 He even clings up high and plays with the little monkey... http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20021119/i/1037722691.2684575825.jpg 0 Share this post Link to post